A++eliminator

works cited: LIFE

or put ELIMINATOR.

math :o

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the letters are your variables.

Remember, that any letter can be a variable.

Is that your house B&F?

<3 morphene

I'm 18 in five hours. Once the clock strikes midnight I shall legally purchase tobaco.

sup

happy early bday

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16771785]I'm 18 in five hours. Once the clock strikes midnight I shall legally purchase tobaco.

sup[/QUOTE]

get caught with cp

Make sure you buy good [B]s[/B]hit Austin.

yeah dont make your first 18+ purchase on previously illegal items a shitty one

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16771762]Is that your house B&F?[/QUOTE]

Yes it is.

so ensure protein drinks are the most disgusting known to man whos wit me

i totally haven't bought cigs or porn or anything since i turned 18. the only real thing i've purchased that was unavailable previously was a lottery ticket.

Well then you get cool points for saying no to porn and tobacco, your 4th grade teacher would be very proud. :)

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16771822]i totally haven't bought cigs or animal photographs or anything since i turned 18. the only real thing i've purchased that was unavailable previously was a lottery ticket.[/QUOTE]

same, except I haven't bought a lottery ticket yet.

i know =D i should email her and tell her all about it.

[QUOTE=Correction;16771819]so ensure protein drinks are the most disgusting known to man whos wit me[/QUOTE]

What you need to do is get some vanilla ice cream, some N-O-Xplode from GNC, and some chocolate syrup and milk and blend it and that's ****ing epic as ****.

You guys didn't even buy one cigar to smoke on your birthday for special purposes?

no

Only thing I've bought were scratch off cards and I won like $5.

I buy cigars anyway.

Not anymore though. Diets and **** prevent me. I want to be healthy.

[QUOTE=Deth;16771860]no

Only thing I've bought were scratch off cards and I won like $5.[/QUOTE]

heil five

I guess the correct thing to do would have been to use my winnings on porn, but that's hindsight for you.

yeah now that i think about it i could have been buying mad animal photographs.

Meh I haven't bought porn, not much point when you have all the free porn you want at your hands with the help ov the internet.

I bought meth when I turned 18

I've exercised my right to buy tobacco on many occasions

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16771852]What you need to do is get some vanilla ice cream, some N-O-Xplode from GNC, and some chocolate syrup and milk and blend it and that's ****ing epic as ****.[/QUOTE]

i need some sort of protein thing that isnt complete ****, that sounds at least better than ensure

N-O Xplode it only for the elite.

You can't ever take a protein shake. You have to mix protein powder with good ****.