just jacked off

i think i have the best stories

why the hostility we're just having a group discussion about masturbation

i can never orgasm when i'm high but it sitll feels good to touch my dick

when i've been clean for a few days (like now) i always jerk off like 5x a day

it's like my sex drive comes back and wants to make up for lost time idk

[QUOTE]i can never orgasm when i'm high but it sitll feels good to touch my dick

when i've been clean for a few days (like now) i always jerk off like 5x a day[/QUOTE]ill tell some stories about masturbation but i don't want to go into this much detail

but hey here's a cool one , one time i went 13 weeks without jacking off even once

how many wank achievements do u hav

[url]http://i.imgur.com/lufvW.jpg[/url]

about to go through the list and see

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18446288]used to always jack off at school in kindergarten during nap time[/QUOTE]


ya no

i got in trouble in kindergarten for putting gum in a girls hair

I don't think it's physically possible to jerk off at the age of 5.

[QUOTE]I don't think it's physically possible to jerk off at the age of 5.
[/QUOTE]You don't have to be on hard to jack off, there's evidence that says most people start masturbation in infancy.
[QUOTE]
how many wank achievements do u hav[/QUOTE]
Performance Enhancer
Quickshot
Rebound
Safety
So Ronery
Tastes Like Chicken
The Good Student
This is So Wrong
Wet Willy
Work With What Ya Got
Nirvana
Music To My Ears
Messmaker
Kodak Moment
Killstreak
Iron Will
Jack Off Daniels
Iron Man
Imagination Mode
I Buy It For the Articles
Hot Nights
Hot Fire
It Keeps the Doctor Away
Hard Work
Friction Burn
Behind Seven Proxies
Ambidextrous
Anti-depressant
Behind Enemy Lines
Big Belly Big Lovin
Biodegradable
Boogie Man
Careless
Company Ink
Dead Shot
Duracell
Early Bird
Endurance Fap
Family Shot

saw a billboard that says "duh, winning!" today

still oblivious to the whole charlie sheen controversy

csb

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18446328]still oblivious to the whole charlie sheen controversy[/QUOTE]

ugh

of course you are

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18446280]like a field of poppies unfurling upward toward the day's first sun[/QUOTE]
lolled at epic poetry

just got back from lunch w/ friend

held in a massive shit for like an hour

came home and it felt magical

I'm still feeling good

okay guys 3 2 1

TMI brent, no one cares about your magical poop sessions

Hey noon, you got a band goin' on now I read?

sleepy

listening to Lil B first thing in the morning

solid

kind of like Brent's shit

lol!

uhh no not today

I had diarrhea

the one thing I'm still not good at is knowing when to leave a restaurant or whatever, like...idk when to when I'm with someone

how long do you talk when youre just like ok lets leave

[QUOTE=adbforever;18446362]uhh no not today

I had diarrhea[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=shortz;18446342]TMI brent, no one cares about your magical poop sessions

Hey noon, you got a band goin' on now I read?[/QUOTE]
soups

well sort of, for now we're just jamming,

it's been a while

you should find some people to play/make music with

Ha I would if I could play anything. Only thing I've played was drums and that was back in highschool and I wasn't that good. But def keep me posted, I'll come out to a show

Ugh Brent why lol I don't wanna read this shit

no pun intended

Good ting I have him on ignore.

another thing weird that sucks about hanging out is feeling like you're repeating the same the same anecdotes and discussions

Whatchu mean?

[QUOTE=adbforever;18446372]another thing weird that sucks about hanging out is feeling like you're repeating the same the same anecdotes and discussions[/QUOTE]

I can't imagine you being the most stimulating person to have a conversation with

*ppffffrrrrtttt*

[QUOTE=shortz;18446373]Whatchu mean?[/QUOTE]

telling the same stories, talking about the same subject

you never do that here Brent

[QUOTE=adbforever;18446377]telling the same stories, talking about the same subject[/QUOTE]

Well then you know you're boring when

I dunno, there's tons of shit to talk about, just a matter of finding something

im more of a *plllbrrrrrrt* kinda dude right about now

[QUOTE=adbforever;18446372]another thing weird that sucks about hanging out is feeling like you're repeating the same the same anecdotes and discussions[/QUOTE]
i just started laughing out loud

lol

obviously things are repeated here since I'm here everyday

idk, I just don't really click with this girl. We can converse and laugh we just tend to make fun of people a lot - the dumb things they do

today she talked about this documentary she saw on love dolls, I didn't know what they were but they're basically realdolls

I immediately thought of you plow

I am a sentient realdoll

the funnier thing is he doesn't realize he knows exactly what she's talking about and more guys

i am a real doll doctor