no sleep 4 me tonite workin on group project

engineering so dumb y am i doing this shit

[QUOTE=DBlitz;18446198]
engineering so dumb y am i doing this shit[/QUOTE]

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making dat bank

oh right

wow haven't been on facebook in a while and just realized that when you hit "return" it posts comments now

what a stupid change and why can't I choose to have it?

fuck you zuckerberg

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18446184]I gots you figured out steeb, its to coax gullible homosexual gentleman[/QUOTE]


You got nothin on me mang :amaze:

raekwon is coming to ottawa

oooo

this week has definitely made me wonder why I'm in engineering

Jason is going to climb a water tower naked with a rifle

now that would be a sight


:naughty:

everyone would see ur wiener

I would have to shield my eyes D8

i was just jacking off

my dad burst in my room and starts talking to me

i'm covering my dick with my hand and part of my pants

he says "what are you doing? what are you hiding?"

and i was just like "uhh i was jacking off"

Never had a parent catch me jerkin lol.

loool

when i lived with my mom one time she came in my room right when i was orgasming and i pulled up my pants but cum was like going every where while she talked to me

hahahaha

in 6th grade i went on this field trip and we were all talking about how cool jacking off was and everyone finally decided that we should just turn out the lights and all jack off

we figured it wasn't gay because we [I]had[/I] to jack off and there was no where else to go

lol just imagining that dark room thick with the sounds of rubbing and heavy breathing

light prebuscent breathing

like the stormy rustlings of june leaves

little romantic hearts, hammering away
a faint seismic chorus

did u all orgasm at the same time

yes

it was like a strong forestorm breeze
pulling through the fingers
of the cottonwood trees.
setting those seeds free

lol sam

everyones layin in their bunk with their dongs up

[QUOTE=TheBigDickInYourAzz;18446271]did u all orgasm at the same time[/QUOTE]

i can't remember

i think i have a disproportionate amount of jacking off incidents for just one person

lol its good stories

like a field of poppies unfurling upward toward the day's first sun

i just got back from a work trip

we drilled 29 holes to build what is essentially a giant chicken coop

used to always jack off at school in kindergarten during nap time

i mean what else do you do when you know everyone else is sleeping

sometimes during class i'll go in the bathroom and jack off if there isn't any one else in there

[QUOTE=blockhead;18446283]i just got back from a work trip

we drilled 29 holes to build what is essentially a giant chicken coop[/QUOTE]

the sun was laughing upon our backs.
hot, rendered again in miniature
with each drop of sweat

for the universe is like a russian doll

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18446288]used to always jack off at school in kindergarten during nap time

i mean what else do you do when you know everyone else is sleeping[/QUOTE]

ugh

not this again

[QUOTE=blockhead;18446290]sometimes during class i'll go in the bathroom and jack off if there isn't any one else in there[/QUOTE]

i used to do this in middle school

under the desks sometimes too, havent done it since 8th grade tho

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18446288]used to always jack off at school in kindergarten during nap time

i mean what else do you do when you know everyone else is sleeping[/QUOTE]

[I]But like some little lad forced by a wench
With his pure tongue her abject thirst to quench,
I was corrupted, terrified, allured,
And though old doctor Colt pronounced me cured
Of what, he said, were mainly growing pains,
The wonder lingers and the shame remains.[/I]

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18446294]i used to do this in middle school

under the desks sometimes too, havent done it since 8th grade tho[/QUOTE]

exactly

because middle school stops at grade 8

you're an idiot

too much masturbation talk in this thread

i started trying to cultivate a more sophisticated image once i got to high school

I'm starting to get sick of your stories

they've lost their charm

i'm proud of the work i've done here.