[QUOTE=Cocaine;15248802]Yeah, that's pretty similar to shitty fake european accents and really gay in jokes that only exist to make queer little metalheads feel better about themselves.[/QUOTE]

Since when have you evolved into something different than a "queer metalhead"?

so you cant actually back up your opinions on the show

Can you explain why you find something funny?

[QUOTE]Tojes, how's your Spanoli? [/QUOTE]

He's a mexican living in mexico.

How's your Russian, tojes?

stop deleting my posts you lippy porch monkey

Stop spamming! Only I may spam!

[QUOTE=Luc214;15248832]Since when have you evolved into something different than a "queer metalhead"?[/QUOTE]

Since like 1999. I've never considered myself a metalhead, because I shower and don't secretly want to have sex with dudes.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15248898]Stop spamming! Only I may spam![/QUOTE]

and me pfft

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15248908]Since like 1999. I've never considered myself a metalhead, because I shower and don't secretly want to have sex with dudes.[/QUOTE]

****, 1/4 of my music is metal and I'm still a metalhead!

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15248908]Since like 1999. I've never considered myself a metalhead, because I shower and don't secretly want to have sex with dudes.[/QUOTE]

Hmm that's an interesting point you have there.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15248760]the jokes on that show aren't even jokes. people only laugh because LOL THAT IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS! omg THAT RESTAURANT IS CALLED BURZUMS THAT'S HILARIOUS.[/QUOTE]

You hit the nail on the ****ing head. That show is so gay.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15248937]and me pfft[/QUOTE]

You puny puny local mod.

PS: I also enjoy metals, but have evolved from the metalhead status quite a while ago, it is indeed a tad gay.

I dunno, I still consider myself a metalhead. I suppose most of my music is still metal also, so it's not that odd.

I'm too unique for labels, **** that.

In other news, the books I have to read for my mass communications class actually seem interesting. The teacher wrote some elaborate metaphor in the course syllabus though, really unnecessary. It's all about clocks and how technology has only really evolved 'for the last seven minutes'.

I guess that's an analogy not a metaphor. wtf ever.

Yeah I don't really fit the "metalhead" mold either.

Especially now that I've been getting into a lot of non metal stuff.

I still consider you a fag[I]g[/I]ot, Jason.

Who used to whore Lily Allen on here? Was it you Coke?

Yeah, and I wholeheartedly agree! She's awesome.

I never whored her, but some of her songs are pretty cool...

:o

[QUOTE=Luc214;15249000]Who used to whore Lily Allen on here? Was it you Coke?[/QUOTE]

Probably. I quite like her. I'm a fan of rude british broads, but her music is delightful too.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15249015]Probably. I quite like her. I'm a fan of rude british broads, but her music is delightful too.[/QUOTE]

What is attractive about rude chicks?

Rude chicks are kinky.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15249033]What is attractive about rude chicks?[/QUOTE]

Well, not obnoxiously rude, but just the whole '**** off' thing. I dont know.

I really like Keira Knightley's habit of insulting and swearing about everything, even though she looks like a 9 year old boy.

I don't know why everyone says she looks like a little boy. She's hot. And no it's not because I like little boys. /in before the funny guys

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15248984]I'm too unique for labels, **** that.

In other news, the books I have to read for my mass communications class actually seem interesting. The teacher wrote some elaborate metaphor in the course syllabus though, really unnecessary. It's all about clocks and how technology has only really evolved 'for the last seven minutes'.

I guess that's an analogy not a metaphor. wtf ever.[/QUOTE]

The one about all of Earth's history being a month or something?

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15249065]Well, not obnoxiously rude, but just the whole '**** off' thing. I dont know.

I really like Keira Knightley's habit of insulting and swearing about everything, even though she looks like a 9 year old boy.[/QUOTE]

I bet she makes love like a 9 year old boy too. ;)

Well, her body is shaped like a 12 year old boy's (minus her vagina). Her face is okay, if a little boxy.

I'm allowed to be shallow with actresses, for the record.

She's just slim. If little boys look like that in Canada, I'm coming for your childrens.

[QUOTE]The one about all of Earth's history being a month or something?[/QUOTE]
Nah, here I'll type it out.

[QUOTE=AHSS*1060]Imagine a clock face with 60 minutes on it. Let the clock stand for the time people have had access to writing systems. The clock would thus represent something like 5,000 years, and each minute 83 years. On this scale, there were few significant media changes until about seven-and-a-half minutes ago. At that time, the printing press came into use in Western culture. About two minutes ago, the telegraph, photograph and locomotive arrived. One-and-a-half minutes ago: the telephone, phonograph, rotary press, motion pictures, automobile, airplane and radio; One minute ago, the talking picture. Television has appeared in the last 50 seconds, the computer in the last six, communication satellites in the last few seconds, along with the laser beam, language translation machines, interactive telecommunications, the Internet, WWW, video games and a dozen far- reaching media changes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]She's just slim. If little boys look like that in Canada, I'm coming for your childrens.[/QUOTE]
Eh, she doesn't have much of a body at all. There's no hips, no tits, no ***. A little too gender-ambiguous for me.

Coke's right, she does look boyish. (Except in the first Pirates, but that cleavage was fake)

On a side note, Coke when I was typing I called you [size=2]C[/size]ock at first before I realized my mistake. Lulz.

[QUOTE]Eh, she doesn't have much of a body at all. There's no hips, no tits, no ***. A little too gender-ambiguous for me.[/QUOTE]

Sure, I prefer curvy, but she has a pretty face, so I'd hit it. Being picky is for my next lifetime.

[QUOTE]Sure, I prefer curvy, but she has a pretty face, so I'd hit it. Being picky is for my next lifetime.[/QUOTE]
I'm only that picky and shallow with women so far out of my league (british millionaire actresses for example) that i could never possibly get with them anyways.

Millionaire actresses are totally in my league. I am admin on a message board! And you have a big moving avatar!

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15249132]Nah, here I'll type it out.

[/QUOTE]

Ah okay. A bit awkward, but I guess it makes sense. I once saw one that was like:

If all of Earth's history was a month, the breadth of human civilisation would be less than an hour. Or something similar. I can't be bothered dividing 10,000 into 4.5 billion.

EDIT: Jelle, you'd hit anything with a vagina and approximately two legs.

[QUOTE=Riva;15249162]Ah okay. A bit awkward, but I guess it makes sense. I once saw one that was like:

If all of Earth's history was a month, the breadth of human civilisation would be less than an hour. Or something similar. I can't be bothered dividing 10,000 into 4.5 billion.[/QUOTE]

It's an awkward analogy but it fits in with the course and the huge massive syllabus he typed out.

I personally just think he did it to prove that he's better at math than everyone in the program (not hard, since it's a media program).

I am a lonely alcoholic, Jason, what do you expect

Can anyone that uses EZDrummer for drum programming explain how to sequence your own drum beats? So far it looks like you can only use the preset beat loops.

I remember the most ****ed up question I ever saw to do with time was on my QCS exam. The question (or series of questions, to be more precise) revolved around the decision by the French to adopt the SI system of time, that is, seconds. A minute was 100 seconds, an hour was 100 minutes, etc. And we had to figure out things like if a man was leaving Bristol at 2am GMT, and travelling to Paris, what time would he arrive in a) GMT and b) local time.

It was a nightmare.

I could never do that.

But, did you know it took like, hundreds of years after the printing press was invented to come up with the idea for page numbers? Blew my mind.

They had running titles, though, Coke. In little letters at the bottom or the top. I had to study some books that were hundreds of years old and a lot of them had that, not as handy as page numbers, but still.

We have a lot of that old stuff because a lot of the first and most important printers were settled in mah regions.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15249199]They had running titles, though, Coke. In little letters at the bottom or the top. I had to study some books that were hundreds of years old and a lot of them had that, not as handy as page numbers, but still.

We have a lot of that old stuff because a lot of the first and most important printers were settled in mah regions.[/QUOTE]

So you're not just good for waffles!