because the date lasted three days and i slept at her house

she didn't want to let go

Didja bang her?

nah she was a prude and i didn't get past second base in the shower

cool weekend regardless

Shoulda just raped her in the shower tbh. I mean, it literally couldn't have been easier for you lol.

i never thought about it that way, should have been more pro-active

but her last boyfriend before i met her punched her in the face so i felt bad for her

Cool, chicks who are victimized are even easier to rape.

roflmao

we're gonna need to hang out some time when we're both burning in hell

I'm going to Valhalla.

sounds hipster

Hipsters don't get in. Only trve Aryans like me and Ron get in.

diddn't you have an asian gf?

i think i might ask a girl out

another version of me
is she perverted like me
would she do down on you in
the theater

[QUOTE=The Feeding;17658521]diddn't you have an asian gf?[/QUOTE]

lol yeah but that's behind me now. I'm no longer a race traitor.

good for you, I'm dating a big boobed brunette

no jews or azns for me

what

explain

[QUOTE=Deth;17658533]what

explain[/QUOTE]

ugh bru already did like five times.

why the **** am i being so timjim and posting in the wrong thread

currently dating Riley Mason at $250/hr

i fall in love too easily