I pop painkillers like skittles

Vicodin und Valium sind krieg

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15917174]Steal her vicodin!

I should have the car by Sat. evening. :cool:[/QUOTE]

That's worth at least an infant sacrificed to Odin.

How will it get from Ohio?

My dad is going to drive it down, then he is going to fly back up on Monday.

Sweet.

Very, It'll make me look like I actually have money.

Your dad seems nice.

He is until I do something he doesn't like. Which as the years go by are becoming few and far between.

With age comes wisdom.

With power comes responsibility.

with kittens come smiles.

I just got back from a female friends house, it was pretty good :naughty:

sup guys.

np: Arab on Radar

[QUOTE=Txus;15917282]I just got back from a female friends house, it was pretty good :naughty:

sup guys.

np: Arab on Radar[/QUOTE]

FWB?

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15917150]So guys.

My mom just got home from the hospital because she had jaw surgery on Monday... she looks like a chipmunk.[/QUOTE]

That is totally going to be me next year when I get my jaw broken and re-aligned.

Yeah, that's exactly what they did to her. It looks hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw her.

[QUOTE=Tyr;15917290]FWB?[/QUOTE]

what?

[QUOTE=Txus;15917320]what?[/QUOTE]

Friend with benefits.

lazy bastard. And yes, friend who i can spread her legs :)

Of course I'm lazy! That's my trademark, sort of.

I need such a friend, or a girlfriend.

:( that makes me sad now cause people will laugh, and I won't be able to yell back at them cause I'll have my freakin jaw shut.

girlfriends suck tbqh, i ****ing hate that ****. I liek to **** without having a commitment

[QUOTE] that makes me sad now cause people will laugh, and I won't be able to yell back at them cause I'll have my freakin jaw shut.[/QUOTE]
It would make them laugh harder if you tried to yell. :lol:

[QUOTE=Txus;15917361]girlfriends suck tbqh, i ****ing hate that ****. I liek to **** without having a commitment[/QUOTE]

Well, I've been single for close to six years, so I've kind of grown tired of it.

[QUOTE=Tyr;15917378]Well, I've been single for close to six years, so I've kind of grown tired of it.[/QUOTE]

six years? holy crap, thats a lot of time bjorn. I would be you gf tbqh

i havnet had a gf

[QUOTE=Txus;15917409]six years? holy crap, thats a lot of time bjorn. I would be you gf tbqh[/QUOTE]

We can get together as soon as you come to Europe, my little strawberry.

ohhh, that sounds pretty tight...like a virgin butthole.

[QUOTE=Txus;15917361]girlfriends suck tbqh, i ****ing hate that ****. I liek to **** without having a commitment[/QUOTE]

I'm the total opposite right now. At the same time i'm not really looking for a girl though. I guess i'm not interested in sex at all :|

[QUOTE=Txus;15917454]ohhh, that sounds pretty tight...like a virgin butthole.[/QUOTE]

It sure does.

Mike is lulz drunk