"Hello, my name is Oz. I suffer from the guilt of not
forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me
by people who actually believe that if you send them
on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast
on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to
a travelling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
give you, and everyone to whom you send “his” message,
£1000? How stupid are we?

“Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and
make a wish, I’ll get laid by every good looking model
in the magazine!” What a bunch of bullshit.

Basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the
people out there who have nothing better to do than to
send me stupid chain message forwards.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into
my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not
continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD.

If you’re going to forward something, at least send me
something mildly amusing. I’ve seen all the “send this
to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched
excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being” forwards about 90 times. I
don’t fucking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re
actually contributing to by sending out these
forwards. Chances are, it’s your own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that’s
threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the
rest of your life, delete it.

If it’s funny, send it on. Don’t piss people off by
making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with
no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27
years and whose only salvation is the 5 pence per
letter he’ll receive if you forward this message.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise,
tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
and will consume your genitals."

Haha, nice.

I saw Wallace and Gromit yesterday and it was off da hook.

Haha, Thats brilliant Oz, I hate chain mail.

And I'm trying to organise all my mates to go ans see Wallace and Gromit, they better go.

School was crap today.
I wish i could just cut off my sports studies teacher's head.

Pff, Corpse Bride's out Saturday, I'm off to see that instead.

I wanna see both, proberly will, i hope.

I love Chicken Run, The Wrong Trousers, A Close Shave and A Grand Day out, and i can't wait to see what the new one's like.

[QUOTE=Oz Rembrant]Pff, Corpse Bride's out Saturday, I'm off to see that instead.[/QUOTE]

I saw both, and Wallace and Gromit is a lot better. But Corpse Bride is pretty good too.

[QUOTE=Kif]I got Thrice. Sadly now I need to pay my friend £18 for a debt and Bled/TFOT tickets. Pfft[/QUOTE]
Um...it's not out till tomorrow?

Man, I have so many midterms this week. Balls. :(

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Um...it's not out till tomorrow?

Man, I have so many midterms this week. Balls. :([/QUOTE]

Hey was that show you were talking last night your band's show?

This month has flew in, my birthday was a fortnight ago.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Um...it's not out till tomorrow?

Man, I have so many midterms this week. Balls. :([/QUOTE]
We always get albums a day early, because there always released on a monday over here, rather then the tuesday.

[QUOTE=J-Cool]This month has flew in, my birthday was a fortnight ago.[/QUOTE]
I know, unfortunatly, and i still dunno what to do about the birthday, she said she dsont care if i go, but when were in a group of people she says stuff like that then when where alone she starts all the "i realy want you to come" so i dunno. Im free tomorrow with her, hopefully shell be in.

Woah, Corpse Bride has been out here for like two weeks. I think. Maybe more.

[QUOTE=Untitled]We always get albums a day early, because there always released on a monday over here, rather then the tuesday.[/QUOTE]
Which is because we are better amirite?


I am getting close to 7,000 :D.

[QUOTE=Brandon]Woah, Corpse Bride has been out here for like two weeks. I think. Maybe more[/QUOTE]

It's been out for more than 2 weeks. It's been almost a month because I was going to go see it back at the start of October, but instead went and saw Cry_Wolf.

7 rules, appreciate it.

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]Which is because we are better amirite?


I am getting close to 7,000 :D.[/QUOTE]
Yeah i guess, i just presumed it was to do with the charts.

[QUOTE=pazz_10]It's been out for more than 2 weeks. It's been almost a month because I was going to go see it back at the start of October, but instead went and saw Cry_Wolf.[/QUOTE]
Is that cry_wolf any good? I don't think they are even going to release it over here because I have seen know publicity whatsoever about it except on AIM.

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]Is that cry_wolf any good? I don't think they are even going to release it over here because I have seen know publicity whatsoever about it except on AIM.[/QUOTE]

I really liked it actually. Well the storyline was really good, it's just the actors weren't choosen to great. It was only in theatres for 2 weeks here.

[QUOTE=pazz_10]I really liked it actually. Well the storyline was really good, it's just the actors weren't choosen to great. It was only in theatres for 2 weeks here.[/QUOTE]
Then it probably isn't being realised at all over here.


I am not Jom, just in case people think I am like they did in R&M :p.


NP: Queens of the Stone Age - Skin on Skin

I haven't been to the cinema for truely ages, but Elf is starting on Sky Movies in a minute, so i'm going to watch that again, because it's an awesome film.

Last time I went to the cinema was to see Land of the Dead a few weeks ago. It was pretty meh.

Never heard of that, i just live too far away from the cinema, if i do get there, i see more than one, the last two times i've been, i've seen two films on that same day, for the hell of it..

I went to charlie and the choclate factory last.

Yeah, my nearest cinema is in Teesside which is 45 minutes away :-/. It sucks which is why I don't often go to the cinema.

Hello everyone. What's up?

[QUOTE=EmoScreamoPunk]Hello everyone. What's up?[/QUOTE]
Clouds lawlz.

Hi Brian, talking about how the new Wallace & Gromit is going to rule.
And how annoying the americans are not knowing what a marrow is, so the film company had to change it to melon. How ridiculous.

Hi Brian.

I go to the cinema often, I just don't see a movie.

The last movie I saw was "Waiting...". It was pretty funny.

[QUOTE=EmoScreamoPunk]Hello everyone. What's up?[/QUOTE]

Hey Brian, nothing really, I'm pretty bored myself.

What about yourself?

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]Yeah, my nearest cinema is in Teesside which is 45 minutes away :-/. It sucks which is why I don't often go to the cinema.[/QUOTE]
Theres one 10 minutes away from us, in the car, other wise its a ahour on the bus to that one, i just go into manchester centre though.

Hi Brian

How would i go about emailing an uni for an application for people?

[QUOTE=J-Cool]Hey Brian, nothing really, I'm pretty bored myself.

What about yourself?[/QUOTE]
I'm alright. A bit bored, but I'm in a pretty good mood.

I haven't seen a full movie in probably 6-8 months or more. I also have never heard of most of the movies being discussed.

I'm going to eat some apple pie and take the stalks off some crab apples for my mum. :-/
See yous laters.

So I have more than 7,000 posts :cool:.

:chug: Congrats.

I spend way too much time on the internet :(.

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]I spend way too much time on the internet :(.[/QUOTE]
I still love you.

We have the same join date yet you have like 4800 more posts :-\