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Yep.
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Ah well.
They didn't ask if me and my friend were lesbians. Everybody thinks I'm a lesbian and I have no idea why. |
Cause you play drums?
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just get a boyfriend, that'll shut em up.
goodnight mx. |
lesbians are cool...
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[QUOTE=Corkofski]lesbians are cool...[/QUOTE]
In grade 9 I went on a canoe trip in outdoor ed. and we spent most of the trip trying to get our science teacher to admit he liked lesbians. He finally admitted that he found them attractive in a sexual way. That was the best course Ive ever taken. |
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
our science teacher gave us a free lesson cause he bet we couldnt access porn on the school computers... god bless babelfish... |
My chemistry teacher enjoyed blowing up the class room.
He spilt chlorine, set fire to several desks including his own, destroyed several fume cupboards and chased a wasp round the room with a flamethrower. |
My bio teacher is very honest. "Where is brandon?" she asks. Brandon raises his hand. "No, you can't be Brandon, Brandon is very very ugly." "No.....i'm...Brandon.."
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[CENTER]This pretty much sums me up this weekend:
[B]"Rabbits Are Roadkill On Rt. 37"[/B] What once did exist, Now is meaningless. And doesn't it seem funny, How soon you did forget (How soon you did forget) All the words that now lost their way But I remember, I remember Desperation. Devastation. All I truly know (All that I know) Is isolation. Self-damnation. All life that I know Was shed and worthless now What I knew was wrong, One who lived is gone. Guess it was just an echo, When you would sing my song (When you would sing my song). All the notes you've forgotten now You've left abandoned, I remember Desperation. Devastation. All I truly know (All that I know) Is isolation. Self-damnation. All life that I know Was shed and worthless now. I can Hate myself More More than anyone (will you join me?) I know you know that this tortures me. Have I created the suffering? Show me. Or do you happily cut further in to sever what's left inside that binds me? Now all I feel is: Desperation. Devastation. All I truly know (All that I know) Is isolation. Self-damnation. All life that I know Was shed and worthless now. Desperation. Devastation. All I truly know (All that I know) Is isolation. Self-damnation. All life that I know Was shed and worthless (worthless) now.[/CENTER] |
damn that jagermeister
Just kiddin buddy |
Yeah i still feel **** from that too.
Im never drinking that much again |
Good morning.
I have to go to school in 20 hours. Crap.=/ Currently listening to Ebolarama - Every Time I Die. Insane Riff at the beginning. I'm thinking of bringing my drums outside. I can't remeber where my cam is though... |
Im in a very "emo" mood today.
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[QUOTE=Drum Phil]Im in a very "emo" mood today.[/QUOTE]
Pfft, Poser. |
If i was actually emo and listened to crap like normal jean then i'd be a poser. Like you ;)
However, im still listening to my usual crap. Therefore im not actually emo or a poser |
Afi? I'm listening to Johnny Cash. DO I GET A LABEL?
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I havent played drums in 3 weeks because they are at my friends moms work because thats where we practice. I miss my set. I got my cowbells and my chimes though.
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[QUOTE=Berk]Afi? I'm listening to Johnny Cash. DO I GET A LABEL?[/QUOTE]
Yes, well cool. JC is ****in great |
JC or no JC, you're still emo. :)
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Nobody can **** with Johnny Cash.
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hell yeah man
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[QUOTE=MeaninglessPhoto]Nobody can **** with Johnny Cash.[/QUOTE]
He'd strangle you with 100 dollar bills and screw yah wife. MACMACMAC. |
Or he would if he wasnt dead.
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I have copious amounts of gas emitting from my anus this morning.
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Taco night last night?
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Speaking of which, my friends and I went to Garcias Mexican Restuarant last night and it was fantastic!
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Im hungry now.
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heh same :(
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Wtf is the genre of Slaughterhouse Five?!?!
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Dunno.
Im listenin to my old cd's for nostalgic purpouses. |
Horor?
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Horror?
It wasn't scary. =/ I guess it could be sci-fi, but I don't know. |
Weren't you talking about it screwing with your mind.
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It was a psychological effect. I was ponderin' things I didn't want to ponder.
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Like what it'd be like to have some sausage rather than fish?
[IMG]http://i2.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/52/f8/b6_2.JPG[/IMG] |
[QUOTE=Drum Phil]Like what it'd be like to have some sausage rather than fish?
[IMG]http://i2.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/52/f8/b6_2.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE] LOL @ t-shirt :D :D |
that's a funny shirt.
*blows green smoke ring* |
Some fat dude was wearing it at a club the other night.
And i had my "nobody knows im a lesbian" which would be even more ironic on pespi, seeing as she rarely talks about anything else. |
Man, last night was the lamest party I've ever been to. If it wasn't for the one thing I'm about to describe, I don't think I'd ever go to a party again.
This guy and girl were sitting on the stairs, with the guy one step behind the girl. They were making out with their faces "upside down" from each other, you know. Well it turns out the guy is really drunk, and the girl is completely sober. They're not dating, they just met tonight. After a few minutes of making out, the guy pauses, lifts his head up (remember, he's one stair behind her, and abover her), and throws up right on the top of her head. One big stream that had to have lasted a good 2 or 3 seconds. It went down every which way on her head, down her face, onto her clothes. Her reaction was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. As much as I felt kind of sad for a sober girl getting covered in puke, it's still hilarious. Other than that, the party was terrible. And I mean terrible. |
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