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DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 01:14 AM

the secret to getting girls off is pretending they r a guy

clit

oh and play with their titties they like that

Permanent Solution 12-16-2008 01:29 AM

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16954569]yeah im just not going to do that though[/QUOTE]

kiss the neck and collarbone area, only play at the mouth as small teases here and there

when she's getting into it, rub the side of her body and gradually move to a gentle massage of the breasts. inside the bra is good but don't start there, work up to it.

rub your thigh in her crotch lightly while doing the above and if she responds by rubbing back then you're prob good to start moving down otherwise keep working.

when you're moving down, stop near the clit and touch in that general area before moving onto it. stay there for awhile and when she really starts moving the hips, only then do you actually move inside.


easy :)

RouteOne 12-16-2008 01:31 AM

women have many button

push button to sexy

sexy positions good

Permanent Solution 12-16-2008 01:34 AM

Ron's was simpler than mine :(


Also I will disclaimer that the above method worked with the girl last weekend but some girls have different sensitive areas so explore and see what she responds to.

Txus 12-16-2008 01:34 AM

Simply know how/where to kiss her and follow vince instructions.

RouteOne 12-16-2008 01:36 AM

Just concentrate on the erogenous zones and you're gold. Necks and ear lobes (done right) are kryptonite.

Permanent Solution 12-16-2008 01:37 AM

I've never gotten ear lobes to work :(

neck/collarbone is gold though.

DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 01:38 AM

rub between them pu$$y lipz and feel her get wet 4 u

RouteOne 12-16-2008 01:38 AM

Teasing is key as well. Make them buck and twist their bodies showing you that they want it before you actually do it.




































































































then kill them

Permanent Solution 12-16-2008 01:40 AM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16954638]Teasing is key as well. Make them buck and twist their bodies showing you that they want it before you actually do it.


then kill them[/QUOTE]

apparently i am very erotic because i am so bad at reading signs/taking initiative that i tease them almost past the point of them liking it =|

DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 01:40 AM

i just rape them

RouteOne 12-16-2008 01:42 AM

[quote=Permanent Solution;16954643]apparently i am very erotic because i am so bad at reading signs/taking initiative that i tease them almost past the point of them liking it =|[/quote]
just follow step 2 of my method and you won't have to worry about any of that. :naughty:

Permanent Solution 12-16-2008 01:43 AM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16954645]just follow step 2 of my method and you won't have to worry about any of that. :naughty:[/QUOTE]

Haha it depends on the girl. Some girls get turned on and just go for it which makes it easy since you just follow. Some girls get really turned on and wait for you to move on then get frustrated :p

My ex was very sexually shy and very hard to work with. Also very hard to read. It was a shame, really.

RouteOne 12-16-2008 01:44 AM

pffft girls. What do they know anywayz

DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 01:45 AM

my ex-gf was a whore she would rape me and it was awesome!!

Permanent Solution 12-16-2008 01:45 AM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16954656]pffft girls. What do they know anywayz[/QUOTE]

nothing, unfortunately.

But I don't like cuddling men :(

Iluvatar 12-16-2008 01:46 AM

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;16954612]kiss the neck and collarbone area, only play at the mouth as small teases here and there

etc etc on and on[/QUOTE]

I'm not saying I'm not a seductive mother****er, just I'm not going to do that to my best friends sister regardless jesus!

RouteOne 12-16-2008 01:47 AM

[quote=Permanent Solution;16954662]nothing, unfortunately.

But I don't like cuddling men :([/quote]
me neither their whiskers tickle :(

gmoneyguy 12-16-2008 01:48 AM

lol

Permanent Solution 12-16-2008 01:50 AM

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16954665]I'm not saying I'm not a seductive mother****er, just I'm not going to do that to my best friends sister regardless jesus![/QUOTE]
it's ok we know what you were saying you don't have to be shy young one

now go sex that bitch up and post vids
[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16954669]me neither their whiskers tickle :([/QUOTE]
ew :(

DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 01:52 AM

i like when the ladies have that landing strip going up their snach it tickles my nose hairs

RiceMonster 12-16-2008 02:01 AM

ok.

DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 02:02 AM

ill pay u $5 to shave my pubes

RiceMonster 12-16-2008 02:02 AM

no. ******

DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 02:03 AM

come on babe i think we can work out a deal

TojesDolan 12-16-2008 02:06 AM

hey do you know what other place is ok to push

DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 02:26 AM

elevator buttons

TojesDolan 12-16-2008 02:39 AM

sure

that and people's buttons

big80smullet 12-16-2008 03:58 AM

i would root any of my friends sisters without feelign guilty because A) ive done it before and B) my friends are assholes

McP3000 12-16-2008 04:29 AM

dammit, i slept 3 hours last night...and i just woke up naturally after four hours

sounds like im developing a sleeping problem :[

Pebster49 12-16-2008 05:05 AM

take tylennol PM or Nightquil or something

McP3000 12-16-2008 05:06 AM

i dont want to get addicted to anything though

(and i mean addicted as in i need something to get me to sleep)

Pebster49 12-16-2008 05:11 AM

well if you take it like only when you definitly need sleep you should be fine. Thats what I do, when I have to wake up super early

Jev 12-16-2008 06:10 AM

I just slept for 11 hours. Feels good.

Pebster49 12-16-2008 06:11 AM

it always does, espically when its cold, and all you want to do is stay in bed all day

Jev 12-16-2008 06:12 AM

And my bed's next to a heater.

McP3000 12-16-2008 06:13 AM

i hate the temperature in my room. its always too hot or too cold.

ILLIMINATOR 12-16-2008 06:14 AM

supposed to have gotten a bunch of snow got none **** yeah

Pebster49 12-16-2008 06:17 AM

I have a heated blanket, its sooo awesome for cold weather, except it has a cord so I can hardly move around in it

Jev 12-16-2008 07:17 AM

[QUOTE=McP3000;16955243]i hate the temperature in my room. its always too hot or too cold.[/QUOTE]

Normally I do too, its always too cold because my bed's right next to my window and its broken so its always open and there's always a wind.

But today it was nice.


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