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boobs mcgee

ugly girl is ugly

shes cute.

wtf how is she ugly

Def not ugly.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;16954255]ugly girl is ugly[/QUOTE]

her face is awful in that picture no lie but she is cute in other pics and in irl in a weird elvish/mouse way.

that is just the big mxrm chat picture

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16954241]for those who care i made out with joe's sister/bikini girl/justine over the weekend

was epic[/QUOTE]
waitwaitwait

is this fo srs

you win at life dude

you really win at f‪ucking life man you should write a book

haha twilight is a piece of trash. Apparently the dude vampire likes her because she "smells good" and she likes him because he's "~*h4wT*~", and that fat cow passes this off as "love".

[QUOTE=McP3000;16954277]waitwaitwait

is this fo srs[/QUOTE]

yeah but that is as far as it went

I really want to have the USSR National Anthem as my next ringtone but tracking one down is proving to be hard. :(

who is joe?

joe momma

sloppy joe

joe rogan

joey jordison

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16954318]yeah but that is as far as it went[/QUOTE]

no motorboatin?

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16954367]who is joe?[/QUOTE]

he is my best irl friend and he used to post on here as canyoneer/Intransit but mostly on the review site

edit: nah she is pretty prudish

wait wait what does making out mean?

because i use it to include anything up to oral/vaginal/anal

just a couple minutes of intense kidding and some groping thats it

kidding kissing same thing

how is groping not sexual wtf

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16954307]haha twilight is a piece of trash. Apparently the dude vampire likes her because she "smells good" and she likes him because he's "~*h4wT*~", and that fat cow passes this off as "love".[/QUOTE]

yeah twilight is awful

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16954396]just a couple minutes of intense kidding and some groping thats it

kidding kissing same thing[/QUOTE]
groping like sensual touching or groping like hand in pants?

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;16954410]groping like sensual touching or groping like hand in pants?[/QUOTE]

sensual touching

lamesauce

get that girl wet and then go for it

nah best friends sister cant do that

is he a cool dude?

because think about it...you could end up being brothers ^_^

haha I wouldn't mind you know getting with her through natural means but boozing up his sister to sleep with her would be pretty shitty!

do it man then make fun of ur friend be like dude ur sisters pussy is so tight

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16954480]haha I wouldn't mind you know getting with her through natural means but boozing up his sister to sleep with her would be pretty poopty![/QUOTE]

um you obv misunderstood what i meant by "wet" and "go for it"

I assume "wet" means "drunk" I apparently don't get it =(

are you aware that the vaginal walls lubricate when the girl is aroused

yea im very aware

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16954500]I assume "wet" means "drunk" I apparently don't get it =([/QUOTE]

wet means get her oozing down below and she'll do whatever you say.

oh I guess I didn't state clearly just how prudish she is

she is very prudish that wouldn't work

prudish

one more prudish and that would've been a ridiculous post

so apparently she is prudish

yeah prudish is the new prudish

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16954509]oh I guess I didn't state clearly just how prudish she is

she is very prudish that wouldn't work

prudish[/QUOTE]
if a girl is really turned on she can forget she's prude. you have to make her feel a way she never hads before.

pour the alcohol on her vag.

one time at a party there was a fat girl having sex with a vodka bottle in the middle of the room and some guy went up and came on her then 2 guys beat his a$$

pour some beer up that snatch and give the dumb ho a yeast infection

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;16954534]if a girl is really turned on she can forget she's prude. you have to make her feel a way she never hads before.[/QUOTE]

yeah im just not going to do that though