well take care everyone i'm passin the eff out

laterz

[QUOTE=nevertoolate;17721502]i have too, but i'm getting a long service payout from my old employer which should be over 5 figures[/QUOTE]

whats the criteria for a long service payout?

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[QUOTE=Meatplow;17721515]whats the criteria for a long service payout?[/QUOTE]

at least 10 years service

not bad

I remember when I worked at KFC for 3 years I was given a gift of gratitude, which was a calculator, a small bar of chocolate and a $20 CD voucher

took a dump and now i feel awake

ruining a spider's life is also pretty good

bathroom spiders are the worst

cuz you know they seen some ****

we have basement crickets

**** ain't fun

[IMG]http://clapso.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cave_cricket.jpg[/IMG]

used to have huge crickets that got in our basement when i lived in illinois

[QUOTE=illmitch;17721574]we have basement crickets

**** ain't fun

[IMG]http://clapso.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cave_cricket.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

That's a scary cricket :amaze:

dude i know

**** aint fun

FFfuKKkin BBUuuuuuuuugs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayfly

worst

u have those in your basement elim?

basement, butthole w/e

assbugs

Mitch, we get those basement crickets too. I used to live in the basement at my parents house and I had to deal with so many.

sup bros

Worked this morning, now drinking coffee and downloading music. You?

just dominated a glass of milk

looking at the itunes store, trying to see if it has anything obscure enough that i can't just download it elsewhere. i got a $15 gift card and i want to find a use for it.

probably about to microwave some food

i have made it pretty clear to everyone in my family over the years that i can get any album/movie/video game for free so dont buy me itunes or best buy gift cards

i used to like them back when all i had was limewire and anything remotely off-mainstream needed to be found on itunes

negative consequence of that was that now most of my family just doesnt give me anything on birthday/christmas

you dont need to get them anything then

get everything for free and keep your money for yourself still!

well yeah ive never bought anything for anyone ever

except last christmas i spent like $300 on clothes for my whore ex gf which has only added to my disdain of relationships

i just hand my siblings $20 if they dont tell me something to get them

although my brother got into drugs this year so i got him mushrooms

havent bought anything else for anyone but my family still insists on giving me stuff
theyre all rich

i give a girlfriend a bottle of robitussin for christmas once, but i stole it so i didn't really pay for it

i gave my brother a pack of cigarettes this year

this might be the only times i've gotten people gifts

next year is going to be gay i think people are going to expect me to at least send cards and ****

tell them to get off your dick because it's the new decade and it might have historic significance