one day alex will learn that the bible is GOD'S WORD

we'll see who's laughing when you're in HELL

god can't send me to hell, he owes me a favor

so just had a really awkward conversation with my dad about family stuff

my uncle is dying from AIDS, he can't understand why my sister hasn't spoken to him for four years and he described how he once almost paid a man to murder her boyfriend for $400

pretty heavy stuff

mm that conversation must have had awkward in spades.

won't talk to my family again after i move out

sorry to hear it Alex

i can't wait to start my own family so i can smoke cigarettes and read the newspaper in the background while they do their thing

lol, laissez-faire parenting

it's a legitimate theory.

i can't wait to start my own family so i can dress my children in nice clothing and have a yacht

bahaha

I can't wait to start my own family so I can make my children martial arts/chess/music masters by the time they're ten so all the other children at school will develop massive inferiority complexes

I can't wait to die alone

i can't wait to intimidate my daughters' boyfriends

"trying to get it while it's tight huh? have you seen my gun collection?"

I read an interview with Samuel L. Jackson once where he claimed to regularly intimidate his daughters boyfriends on purpose

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17721397]i can't wait to intimidate my daughters' boyfriends

"trying to get it while it's tight huh? have you seen my gun collection?"[/QUOTE]

gonna own SO many guns

edit: assuming of course our nanny state government hasn't banned anything more dangerous than plastic knives by that point

I wish we had concealed carry laws here

yeah i'm gonna have hundreds of guns when im older

im gonna have a yuppie family

but we'll all be radical liberals with marxist tendencies

it's gonna rule

http://tinychat.com/rmx

get in here fgts

my family will probably turn out to be a bunch of seemingly normal people but they'll all secretly have radical anarchist tendencies

the girls will have liprings and carry guns, the boys will have liprings and carry guns

they'll probably all be blondes and won't be very good at math

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17721398]I read an interview with Samuel L. Jackson once where he claimed to regularly intimidate his daughters boyfriends on purpose[/QUOTE]

Awesome.

My family will

boared

really tired but i dont wanna go to sleep

i just woke up, i felt sick at like 10pm so i passed out but now it's 3 and woe is me.

apparently my dad knows some dude who wants to offer me a job in the kitchen up at the army base here

do it plow

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17721486]apparently my dad knows some dude who wants to offer me a job in the kitchen up at the army base here[/QUOTE]

that sounds pretty dec Hazmat

I have officially drained my bank account it would be nice to actually be able to save some money for a change.

i have too, but i'm getting a long service payout from my old employer which should be over 5 figures