he wont have sex he's against TRADITIONS

sex is the oldest tradition around

[QUOTE=Deth;17410447]are you determined not to have friends?

to brent, not life lover josh[/QUOTE]

**** friends, I want a woman to do everything with

[QUOTE=McP3000;17410453]he wont have sex he's against TRADITIONS

sex is the oldest tradition around[/QUOTE]

got me there bro

you will be whipped SO hard

mark these words

worse than justin!

[QUOTE=adb;17410455]**** friends, I want a woman to do everything with

[/QUOTE]


holy s[SIZE="2"]h[/SIZE]it this is sad

i could totally see ADB sleeping with a chick bigger than he is

nah dawg
[QUOTE=Deth;17410463]you will be whipped SO hard

mark these words

worse than justin![/QUOTE]

Justin v.2.0

and I really don't care tbh. As long as she doesn't want kids I'm good.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17410465]holy s[SIZE="2"]h[/SIZE]it this is sad[/QUOTE]

I just need a girl and my bro and I'm good

oh and a dog

got all the bases covered

Justin may have guy friends, but let's face it girls aren't good for all social needs, sometimes you just need to BRO OUT.

brent will probably kill himself by age 30 with this mentality

i will post the news first

Hoes > Bros tbh

I'm not saying that I don't like to squad up with my BROS

bros before hoes will only apply when sex isnt involved

and sex is always involved

Well I like spending time with my girlfriend more than my guy friends too but let's face it I wouldn't want to spend 100% of my social life with her.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17410473]Justin may have guy friends, but let's face it girls aren't good for all social needs, sometimes you just need to BRO OUT.[/QUOTE]

thats what my actual brother is for

friends are not needed

this is where its nice to have a bestfriend+girlfriend in one package

but other friends are needed too

SQUAD UP

I've had the same bros forever, they'll be there after any chick most likely too so I'm not about to shove them to the side anytime soon

[QUOTE=adb;17410481]thats what my actual brother is for

friends are not needed[/QUOTE]


This actually made me laugh.

[QUOTE=Deth;17410484]SQUAD UP

I've had the same bros forever, they'll be there after any chick most likely too so I'm not about to shove them to the side anytime soon[/QUOTE]
what if she kills them for SATAN

brent I'm coming to your house in 15 years with my kids and they will tear **** up while I high five my bros, pound beers and bang my wife

[QUOTE=Deth;17410495]brent I'm coming to your house in 15 years with my kids and they will tear **** up while I high five my bros, pound beers and bang my wife[/QUOTE]


this also made me lol

sounds elite
[QUOTE=Angmar;17410490]This actually made me laugh.[/QUOTE]

why

I've lived with him my whole life, I basically raised him more than my parents (who were busy with my sister)

also I'll probably make more money than you

[QUOTE=Deth;17410484]SQUAD UP

I've had the same bros forever, they'll be there after any chick most likely too so I'm not about to shove them to the side anytime soon[/QUOTE]

"I swear to ye, 954 Mud Stomper Crew, as Guardians and Protectors of the state of Florida, loyalty and bravery. I vow to ye, and to the superiors whom ye shalt appoint, obedience unto death, so help me Thor."

[QUOTE=adb;17410497]
why

I've lived with him my whole life, I basically raised him more than my parents (who were busy with my sister)[/QUOTE]

I'm not saying it's weird to be friends with your brother, but to rely on him solely for your BROING OUT is pretty sad tbh.

I've never "bro-ed out" in my entire life

I've only been out with friends a few times

I go everywhere w/ my brother

but I need a gf so I can do stuff I can't do w/ him w/ her

like go to an aquarium for example

[QUOTE=Deth;17410498]also I'll probably make more money than you[/QUOTE]

you're going to need it if you have kids

just think about all the **** that you need to buy for them

bigger house, bigger car, food, schooling, clothes, etc.

all that extra cash you're going to make is going toward that

Families never get to do anything because they spend all their money on kids.

oh wait lol

need that extra money to buy my kids bolt thrower gear tbh

oh wait you have to drag kids on vacations and see crayons at every restaurant you go to !!

[QUOTE=Deth;17410508]need that extra money to buy my kids bolt thrower gear tbh[/QUOTE]

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have children

die happy

have children

leave them your debt