i talked about the military with my dad today

i laughed so hard

hell yeah dads

me and my dad watched gran torino last night. ive seriously never seen him laugh so consistently at racist jokes.

my dads pretty level headed

he was like "josh if you ever go in the military i hope you die"

movie rules and is better than british comedy

truth

ughh not you too, i thought you were a man of the world John

[QUOTE=AA-12;17544240]my dads pretty level headed

he was like "josh if you ever go in the military i hope you die"[/QUOTE]

thats a pretty un-level headed thing to say

[QUOTE=mathjic;17544253]ughh not you too, i thought you were a man of the world John[/QUOTE]

i like british humor but i like american styles of humor more.

sorry

nah don't be sorry man, at least you said you like some, respect.

this is a weird conversation

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17544258]thats a pretty un-level headed thing to say[/QUOTE]

nah, he was on the ground in the worst part of vietnam. ended up somewhat ruining his life and causing him and the entire family tons of problems. he just doesnt want me to go into the military.

i can understand was just pointing out that its not very level headed to tell your son that you hope he dies. obviously he wasnt serious, i was just, yknow, [I]being facetious[/I].

if i have a son i hope he dies bc boys suck

josh confuses level-headedness with bluntness itt

what happened to your dad josh did he have a rage inducing hallucinogenic given to him that caused his entire platoon to kill each other, causing him to cling to life on his deathbed and visualize an imaginary future life with demons slowly tearing away all that he could not let go of (including you)?

tyler confuses serious posting with joshua posting itt

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17544314]what happened to your dad josh did he have a rage inducing hallucinogenic given to him that caused his entire platoon to kill each other, causing him to cling to life on his deathbed and visualize an imaginary future life with demons slowly tearing away all that he could not let go of (including you)?[/QUOTE]

this sounds awesome

well then i wont tell you what movie it is the plot of because i kinda just gave away all the spoilers

plagiarism itt

it certainly wasn't jacobs ladder

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17544326]well then i wont tell you what movie it is the plot of because i kinda just gave away all the spoilers[/QUOTE]

ugh seriously

i would watch the hell out of that. what is it?

edit: what the hell, jacobs ladder.

watch it anyway spoiler or not its a good film

yeah its jacobs ladder. ****in great movie.

no plagiarism i completely wrote that synopsis myself

ive actually seen it but i had a different idea in my head i guess.

I randomly decided to check out Born of Osiris.

I did not expect there to be rapping. What the ****?

[QUOTE=AA-12;17544378]ive actually seen it but i had a different idea in my head i guess.[/QUOTE]

Macaulay Culkin gets trapped in a house burglars are trying to break into while his family is on vacation etc?

born of osiris is :lol:

'woaaaah crazy guitar effects on a completely generic **** breakdown fukn bow down'

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17544384]I randomly decided to check out Born of Osiris.

I did not expect there to be rapping. What the ****?[/QUOTE]

uhh

....

what?

they have like 10 seconds of nu metal ****

but I actually have warmed up to their new album.

they were the flavor of the week for all the dumbasses down here when the new album came out. im sure none of them listen to it anymore.

[QUOTE=adb;17544397]uhh

....

what?

they have like 10 seconds of nu metal ****

but I actually have warmed up to their new album.[/QUOTE]

The first song on their MySpace ends with some Korn breakdown and a guy rapping. Song was actually good otherwise.

I posted a rec for you in the relevant thread btw. You probably know it though.