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adb 08-25-2010 10:18 PM

introvert vs. extrovert argument

forever

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 10:18 PM

fuck people i dont know

publicastration 08-25-2010 10:19 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18151033]introvert vs. extrovert argument

forever[/QUOTE]

naw dude im an introvert and i have a personality

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 10:20 PM

you guys argue about the gayest shit who cares

EDIT: was sorta hopin you guys would talk about awkward bjs youve gotten

adb 08-25-2010 10:20 PM

[QUOTE]naw dude im an introvert and i have a personality[/QUOTE]
* horrible sense of humor and taste

publicastration 08-25-2010 10:21 PM

just making a point tbh

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 10:21 PM

first beej i ever got a kitten was less than 4 feet away from me

publicastration 08-25-2010 10:21 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18151038]* horrible sense of humor and taste[/QUOTE]

lol you saying this

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 10:22 PM

exploding planets or get the fuck out

adb 08-25-2010 10:23 PM

making a point when nobody has proof of me being awk irl

I was in high school and some of college but not anymore

I can fake my way through a convo w/ ease if I'm not engaged

[QUOTE]lol you saying this[/QUOTE]

only person who agrees w/ you is mappy because you give him cigs or w/e

Deth 08-25-2010 10:23 PM

had a cat bite my ankle while getting a bj once but it was cool cat and I worked it out

limonade 08-25-2010 10:24 PM

so u fucked the cat what

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 10:25 PM

when i lost my virginity teddy was in the room

adb 08-25-2010 10:30 PM

i lost it at a motel and half way in some people where fighting outside I thought I was gonna get hit w/ cross fire as I was doggy stylin' it

Deth 08-25-2010 10:30 PM

so much csb

Aakon_Keetreh 08-25-2010 10:30 PM

sounds [I]dangerous [/I]

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 10:30 PM

lol in a motel

Aaron 08-25-2010 10:32 PM

[quote=RetiredAt21;18151025]oh come on[/quote]
on what? Sheesh, I need more directions than that. At least draw a map where you want me to.

adb 08-25-2010 10:34 PM

"are you sure you're a virgin? i didn't think you'd be good" - ex-gf during a break in action at the motel

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 10:35 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18151063]"are you sure you're a virgin? i didn't think you'd be good" - ex-gf during a break in action at the motel[/QUOTE]

csb

EDIT: literally, cool story i dont think that happened

Meatplow 08-25-2010 10:37 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18151063]"are you sure you're a virgin? i didn't think you'd be good" - ex-gf during a break in action at the motel[/QUOTE]

were you her first or had she "gone round the block" so to speak

adb 08-25-2010 10:38 PM

she thought I wouldn't have any idea what I was doing

p sure porn exists to educate

[QUOTE]were you her first or had she "gone round the block" so to speak[/QUOTE]

i was her 11th

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 10:38 PM

second one

EDIT: @ haz

Aaron 08-25-2010 10:41 PM

I just got this image of adb sitting on the end of a bed in a cheap motel, smoking meth out of an empty juice container. Breaking Adb.

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 10:42 PM

[QUOTE=Aaron;18151082]I just got this image of adb sitting on the end of a bed in a cheap motel, smoking meth out of an empty juice container. Breaking Adb.[/QUOTE]

looool

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 10:43 PM

brent you realize that she said that to the other ten guys, right

Meatplow 08-25-2010 10:46 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18151072]i was her 11th[/QUOTE]

dude who keeps count after like, 3 or 4

my first few times having sex were incredibly awkward I had no concept of positioning myself and couldn't get hard enough to penetrate because the women were disgusting, fat and middle aged

I wasn't sure what to do or how to get off after all the extreme pornography I was accustomed to

adb 08-25-2010 10:47 PM

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18151085]brent you realize that she said that to the other ten guys, right[/QUOTE]

they'd all had to have been virgins like me, which they werent

she had an std but it went away

Meatplow 08-25-2010 10:47 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18151088]she had an std but it went away[/QUOTE]

:lol:

idk why I found this funny

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 10:48 PM

im rofling at haz and brent

RouteOne 08-25-2010 10:49 PM

whats the good word fellows

Aakon_Keetreh 08-25-2010 11:07 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18151088]they'd all had to have been virgins like me, which they werent

she had an std but it went away[/QUOTE]

what std

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 11:08 PM

the clap

adb 08-25-2010 11:11 PM

idk which one but it was apparently temp

glad I used condoms anyways cause she could've been lying as she was prone to do

fuckin bitch

Aakon_Keetreh 08-25-2010 11:12 PM

your daddy didnt want you, there was a pinhole in the condom

limonade 08-25-2010 11:13 PM

u MAdDDD

RetiredAt21 08-25-2010 11:14 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18151140]idk which one but it was apparently temp

glad I used condoms anyways cause she could've been lying as she was prone to do

fuckin bitch[/QUOTE]

haha youre bitter about chicks after one gf

adb 08-25-2010 11:28 PM

i've had pretty neg outcomes w/ girls

RouteOne 08-25-2010 11:29 PM

girls who needs em'


I sure don't!



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adb 08-25-2010 11:32 PM

and like the one thats been the most consistent lives in texas and has this bf that is way hotter than me :/


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