but this means the approach of wrestling season, the chance grab a kid by his throat, and slam him to the ground, then choke him till he turns blue.

i have a feeling that i shouldnt be so passive aggresive.

[QUOTE=Quinto]but this means the approach of wrestling season, the chance grab a kid by his throat, and slam him to the ground, then choke him till he turns blue.

i have a feeling that i shouldnt be so passive aggresive.[/QUOTE]
Real men wrestle with brick walls.

and consume coffee by the beans.

Real men don't chat on the internet

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lawl, i guess none of us are real men..

[QUOTE=Aaron]Real men don't chat on the internet

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<<.<<[/QUOTE]They channel words through a plug that is rammed into there skull.

or...force someone to type for them?

EDIT: god damn i need to get to my homework.

u have hw?? today was my first day, no hw, biotch.

i quit football after 2 weeks and now im getting shlt from the football team, im thinking of picking a fight with the biggest guy who taunts me for it, and kicking the **** out of him, but ill get in serious trouble.

ive been in school for 6-7 weeks.

[QUOTE=Quinto]u have hw?? today was my first day, no hw, biotch.

i quit football after 2 weeks and now im getting shlt from the football team, im thinking of picking a fight with the biggest guy who taunts me for it, and kicking the **** out of him, but ill get in serious trouble.[/QUOTE]

Oh, that'll show em. Show the rest of that american football team whos boss!

Haha me a mere 3-4.
Dude Quinto, I got **** too for quiting the american football team.

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]Haha me a mere 3-4.
Dude Quinto, I got **** too for quiting the american football team.[/QUOTE]


yeah it sucks man. i played last year and i'm not playing this year and i get the same ****.

[QUOTE=_R2D2_]yeah it sucks man. i played last year and i'm not playing this year and i get the same ****.[/QUOTE]

Dude, yea, like I WAS on the rubicx cube team, but I quit cuz I new we wherent going to make nationals, then like they all threatend me n stuff.

I think ill beat one of them up so I can prove that im better once and for all.

Chess team FTW

:lol:

[QUOTE=Quinto]u wont, only kids whos parents buy them baseball lessons, and start them off when theyre five have any chance of having any success in baseball.[/QUOTE]
guess what, I did pitch so hah!

Christ loyton stop posting about kiddy sex :lol:

[QUOTE=Futuro]Christ loyton stop posting about kiddy sex :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yea, probably not a good comeback to the forums.... oh wait is that your way of asking me for the next part of the story?

Well, no problem sir, ask and you shall recieve.
[I]
As my right hand reached the back of her knees, I gently lifted the bottom edge of her nightgown above them. I ever so slowly and so softly started to touch the backs of her knees. She jerked her legs away for a moment, looked up at me and said "that tickles". Then she put them back down exactly like they had been. I looked down at her and said "I'm sorry, I'll try not to tickle you". Then I started to gently rub the backs of her knees again.

As I looked down and saw her lying on her right side, her blonde hair was shinning in the dim light of a lamp mounted on the distant wall. The only other light in the room was coming from the tv on the floor across the room. I looked at her legs just above where my hand was. I could see the fine blonde hair on the backs of them. She was so young and so beautiful.

My hand started to slowly caress the backs of her thighs. I was getting real nervous, afraid I would scare her. She just lied there still and relaxed. Her leg muscles were soft not tense. My hand slowly made its way up to the bottom edge of her undies. I was in heaven. I couldn't believe how fantastic she felt! My finger tips were caressing every single inch of the backs of her legs slowly and lovingly. I gently picked up the nightgown and raised it up above her hip, just below her waist. She looked up at me as I whispered "you're not wearing those cute little fish". Then smiling at her, I said "you still look cute and sexy though". She smiled and giggled.

Riiiing.... The damn phone rang and scared the hell out of both of us. We both jumped! I immediately got up, forgetting I had the biggest hard on pushing my shorts out like there was no tomorrow. I quickly ran into the kitchen to answer it. It was my brother-in-law. I wanted to kill him right then and there. "What are you doing" he said. "Nothing at the moment" I barked. "What's up. What do you want" I asked? He wanted to borrow my scuba gear the next day so I said ok and hung up. Man was I pissed. Here I am dying from near ecstasy and this "jackass" who never, ever calls, decides to call me tonight of all nights! I couldn't believe it.

As I went back in the living room and sat down, I noticed Kim had pulled her nightgown back down to just below her knees and had tucked it in between them to keep it from rising up. "Was that Cathy" she asked? "No, my idiot brother-in-law" I replied.[/I]

Haha Loyton.

I read the end before I read the beginning, so while I was reading it, I got the joke, halfway through.

Lol

i bet everyone that laughed at it were actually aroused.

[QUOTE=ofDooM]i bet everyone that laughed at it were actually aroused.[/QUOTE]
Real men dont get aroused.

No need for intercourse either. Since killing an elephant with your bare hands is much more euphoric.

BTW about that album I was gonna send out, Im on 56k now and cant.

[QUOTE=Futuro]Real men dont get aroused.

No need for intercourse either. Since killing an elephant with your bare hands is much more euphoric.

BTW about that album I was gonna send out, Im on 56k now and cant.[/QUOTE]

Ouch nig, I was gonna get mad but instead I feel your pain.

Ugh. I think I'm sick. I keep sneezing these horrendusly [spelling..?] loud, forceful, painful sneezes. It blooows.

horrendous*

i dont get painful sneezes, more coughs.

hope you feel better.

yeah me neither. usually sneezing feels good.

I get aroused. Often. Too often.

well, your pen0r IS at 3,212units?

dunno, could be in micrometers though...

Fuack. My friend can't create accounts, nobody emails him the verification. Or the server is too busy.

i think when i made my acc, i had to wait a while until i got about 5 emails.

[QUOTE=Sync0pation]Fuack. My friend can't create accounts, nobody emails him the verification. Or the server is too busy.[/QUOTE]

Junk mail?

[QUOTE=ofDooM]horrendous*

i dont get painful sneezes, more coughs.

hope you feel better.[/QUOTE]

Heh, thanks.

I get painful everythings. My hiccups feel like I'm about to spit up a lung.

My friend's trying to convince me to eat fish. Fish is something I've never had (apart from fish sticks as a kid, which I'm assuming don't even count as real fish) and I've never felt the urge or need to eat. But she won't let it go.

She's calling me immature over it, which is actually quite ironic, since I've tried changing the subject 4 times now. But she won't let it go.

I just had fish for dinner. Talapia.

My dad cooked it badly =(

I used to abhor fish, but lately I've been craving seafood..

I think the only reason I started being able to stand it is 'cause my parents love fish and would often shove it down my throat.

i like good cooked salmon.

or good cooked anything reasonable...fillet mignon baby.

OOOMG.

I havn't had fillet mignon in freaking forever <3

I hate Arid-zona. It's so hard to get good lamb, if any at all =/

Writing a resume blows. I have to stretch out every little fact about me and make it sound amazing.

[QUOTE=sic]Writing a resume blows. I have to stretch out every little fact about me and make it sound amazing.[/QUOTE]
You looking for a job too? sucks dunnit?

Still waiting on that damned call from Subway.

"Oh, I'll just set you up with your final interview time and call you at the number I reached you at last time so you can talk to the manager ^-^"

That was like. 2 weeks ago or some crap like that. Maybe only one week, but still.

[QUOTE=Sunshine]Still waiting on that damned call from Subway.

"Oh, I'll just set you up with your final interview time and call you at the number I reached you at last time so you can talk to the manager ^-^"

That was like. 2 weeks ago or some crap like that. Maybe only one week, but still.[/QUOTE]
You've gotta call them yourself, otherwise it'll never happen. They'll take you alot more seriously if you call them.

[QUOTE=Futuro]You looking for a job too? sucks dunnit?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, applying at 2 liquor stores. I really hope one of them hires me, since I really don't want to work out of town, and there's not too many places here that I'd want to work at. A liquor store would be my dream job. As odd as it sounds, it really would be. And I don't even drink nowadays.

My friends are all going ot be making almost double my wage, but they're all getting jobs that they hate, which is something I could never do.


I stopped by the music store today to see if my Hardimon's came in yet. I ordered them a month ago, and they're "coming in right away". I really want them. :lol: