I was walking past my sister's door to go to the toilet and I heard [I]300[/I] on the TV, so I kicked the door open and yelled "THIS IS SPARTA!" to her and her friend.

and then a threesome ensued

But the entire time I was closing my eyes and picturing you and your sister, Jelle.

Riva with your looks I'm surprised you even needed the spartan roar.

Oh you. Let's all go out on the town and have a [COLOR="Magenta"]girl's night! [/COLOR]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=+7][COLOR=deepskyblue]SMELLY CAT[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=+7][COLOR=deepskyblue]SMELLLY CAAAT[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=+7][COLOR=deepskyblue]WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING U???[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=+7][COLOR=deepskyblue]SMELLY CAT[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=+7][COLOR=deepskyblue]SMELLLLY CAAAT[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=+7][COLOR=deepskyblue]IT'S NOT YOUR FAAAAUUULLLTTTT!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[QUOTE=Riva;16082579]But the entire time I was closing my eyes and picturing you and your sister, Jelle.[/QUOTE]

this guy was in my house ):

also according to wiki:

[I]In season 7, episode 17, she expresses her love for the grindcore band Carcass.[/I]

[QUOTE=superpeer;16082595]this guy was in my house ):[/QUOTE]

It wasn't just your house I was inside. ;)

That part where Phoebe says that is a little suspicious. She's like "is that spelled with a c or a k?! Oh, it doesn't matter - they're both great!"

What's up guys, I see you're all being a bunch of fags tonight. We should probably cross dicks to ward off the gayness.

im drunk. you all better be too or ill kill a puppy

im drunk :]

cracka ima stab you in tha throat

i'm listening to sonic youth!














does eliminator like me yet?

I'm listening to you shutting the **** up

its awesome

I wish I knew what that sounded like :(

[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;16082745]I wish I knew what that sounded like :([/QUOTE]

YEAH ME TOO BRAH

dont speak!

[QUOTE=i am the robots;16082754]dont speak![/QUOTE]

I KNOW JUST WHAT YOURE SAYYYYYIN

so please stop explainin

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16082758]so please stop explainin[/QUOTE]

OHHH IM JUST A GIRL

I used to be a mini-fan of no doubt when i was youngerrrr.
I'd give Gwen Stefani the ole' "one-two".

my sisters were really into no doubt

Gwen is hot.
Did she have a baby or somethin?

If so, that means her vag is stretched, which lowers her scale in my book.

Dude, I dont care what anyone says Tragic Kingdom was the ****

**** you

id give her the old in out in out

lashing of the old ultraviolence

7 shots of vodka and 7 shots of cranberry juice. i feel good.

I'm drinkin vodka straight, what the **** is wrong with you

vodka cran is for women. Put a squeeze of lime in there it'll be nice brah

yo i is drunk as **** right now gice.

So, I woke half an hour ago and am listening to Shotmaker's complete discography.

*So I woke up half an hour ago and am listening to complete utter faggotry

False.

Tyr, Ima eat yo children

Oh no! Please, Mr. Trev, have mercy on my children! You can eat anything you want, but not the children!





[SIZE="1"]I hate children, so be my guest.[/SIZE]

I hear children taste awesome w/ A1 sauce

nigga im so drunk

Not that I have any idea what A1 sauce is, but I'm sure you're right.

What's the time in your part of the Internet, and how much have you drunk?

I'm getting über drunk today.

sup.

I thought about doing that, but I probably won't. Instead I'm going to go to the mall and see if they've got Army of Two in the video game store.

Very interesting night last night. Went to a free show at the radio station. It was hilarious, everywhere packed in this small room going crazy.

The radio station is the only cool thing on campus.