[I]oh, I will[/I]

save a horse ride an eliminator

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16947464][I]oh, I will[/I][/QUOTE]
hey bb

save a whore ride your mother

so last night was the christmas party at work, and one of my coworkers brought in special brownies



but they were chocolate, so i would have died if i ate them :(

that.

fu[size=2]cking.[/size]

sucks.

Your life must be ****ing sad, ginger jim.

so chocolate is the ginger's kryptonite eh

interesting...

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;16948311]so chocolate is the ginger's kryptonite eh

interesting...[/QUOTE]

Now, this means they can be killed, which debunks my theory that they're not human :(

Why the :(

I think it wouldn't be that great if they didn't die.

Kanye West is horrible, why do people like this guy. Ruining my SNL experiance

yeah he's pretty awful

show's been mediocre so far, as usual

just waiting for the digital short

SNL ended like two hours ago you guys are nuts

and Kanye was so, so, so awful tonight. But I like his new album quite a bit.

what was that dance move he did at the end of the first song, he looked like a penguin trying to fly

you know it was pathetic when a bunch of goddamn singing lamps had better moves

LOL, but sooo true

morning;

sup? what are you going to do today?

im gonna fighting the erge to say your mom

too late

Work sucked today, I thought one of the residents was dead and shat myself.

did u kill him

be honest

No, I quite like him unfortunately.

dundundundun rape

Totally, I love 80 year olds with cancer

women are whores

all of them

Everyone knows that.

mmk just makin sure yall hadn't forgotten kuz i was just reminded last night

What happened? You get cheated on or someshit?

well

i'm at a party with my girlfriend. and she gets a text and gets this weird look on her face. i ask her to see what it is and she won't let me. she runs off to show a friend of ours. later i found out it was her ex. and she hadn't let me see what she was talking to him about. it was completely retarded.

we argued about it for a while and i ended up dumpin her *** kuz she told me she isn't over him and he hurt her really bad and she really loved him but she's confused now. i don't need that sh1t.

hookers ftw

[QUOTE=Whitechapel447;16948915]well

i'm at a party with my girlfriend. and she gets a text and gets this weird look on her face. i ask her to see what it is and she won't let me. she runs off to show a friend of ours. later i found out it was her ex. and she hadn't let me see what she was talking to him about. it was completely retarded.

we argued about it for a while and i ended up dumpin her *** kuz she told me she isn't over him and he hurt her really bad and she really loved him but she's confused now. i don't need that sh1t.[/QUOTE]

what a load of sh[size=2]i[/size]t, you did the right thing.

idk if you're being sarcastic but there's a lot more to it i'm just really tired right now. like he was texting her apologizing and trying to get her to talk to him and she didn't want me to see it and alot of bullshit like that. pissed me off.

should have hit it one more time and came in her

creampie baby

I'm being serious. If she's done that and you stayed together, you probably wouldn't have been able to trust her ever again.

well, if she isn't over him, then its not good to be together with her; I mean, I just quit a relationship and if I would have another gf in 2weeks and won't be over my last gf I would understand if she would quit the relationship ... ok this was now weird;

... whatever - what I wanted to say; don't be in a relationship with a person who isn't over the previous relationship. do it only if you don't care about it...

one time my ex-gf cheated on me i stayed with her for the pussy then cheat on her with a whore it was awesome!!

yeah that makes me feel better kuz i kept wondering last night afterward if i was being a asshole about it

Nah man, stick to your guns and make her feel sh[size=2]i[/size]t for it.

yeah thanks for your help bro

but i gots to run, peace out cub scouts

send her a pix message of ur dick