drink more beer, dawg.

I only have vodka here =/

and i wish it was whiskey

work your magic

I'm gonna drink some Southern Comfort and then I'll be back.

I'm gonna invite my old man to smoke a j with me.

i gots some olde e. and im going to see my two of my friends bands that i havent seen in like a year :D

Sup guys. Where i used to live in reading this night club put on a metal and indie night. 1.50 vodkas and metal all on a monday night ensured it was my weekly destination. Plus it was rammed with easy scene girls. **** i love that place

easy scene girls mmm

Old men are really cool to talk to.

So are bums.

I'm going to a free show at the radio station tonight.

I'm going to my friends one act play and possibly the cast party. Although I'm not in the cast so I might get kicked out.

Also I just bought new shoes :)

[QUOTE=i am the robots;16081368]easy scene girls mmm[/QUOTE]

Yeah..."mmm" if you like getting VD's.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;16081368]easy scene girls mmm[/QUOTE]
Those are always great.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16081397]VD's.[/QUOTE]

those are always great

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16081397]Yeah..."mmm" if you like getting VD's.[/QUOTE]

mmm if you wear a condom

mmm genital lice aren't stopped by condoms

MMM condoms don't alwys work and aren't any fun

you mights as well be a ******

only people who have small penises say condoms aren't any fun

or so I've heard

I'm still a virgin so I wouldn't know

A what?

condoms are just cum baggies

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16081425]MMM condoms don't alwys work and aren't any fun[/QUOTE]

they usually work though, so whatever

@jason, i stay away from females with crotch hair after my one ex

[QUOTE=Riva;16081438]only people who have small penises say condoms aren't any fun

or so I've heard

I'm still a virgin so I wouldn't know[/QUOTE]

Dude, condoms squeeze the penis WAAAAAAY too hard. By the time I take my dick out of a comdom it's almost purple.

rofl

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16081451]Dude, condoms squeeze the penis WAAAAAAY too hard. By the time I take my dick out of a comdom it's almost purple.[/QUOTE]

Maybe you shouldn't wear training condoms. I know they probably make you feel awesome about yourself but yeah.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16081461]Maybe you shouldn't wear training condoms. I know they probably make you feel awesome about yourself but yeah.[/QUOTE]

LOL training condoms

Here, take this raincoat, and practice safe sex

[QUOTE=Riva;16081438]only people who have small penises say condoms aren't any fun

or so I've heard

I'm still a virgin so I wouldn't know[/QUOTE]
I can rectify that mate.

here, take this pill

no semen for you slut

See You Next Tuesday sucks.

Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

so how does this sound

cum gum

it instantly makes your ejaculate taste like whatever flavor the gum is.

to aid the lovely lass in swallowing.

How about not.

so how does this sound

stop posting

Vasily lady friend make vasily use plastic bag for stop her have childrens. Vasily Put bag over his kalashnikov and make secure with electrical tie.

how do vasily feel thing

vasily poke hole in end. He not tell her though

In ancient times they would use highly stretch pig skin secured with whipcord. The Romans were big on it, apparently.

Also, another random fact: The majority of skin grafts are cultured from foreskins.

That's pretty damn sexy.

I'm going to see 10,000 B.C. tonight with some of my buddies purely for the epic factor. Should be fun.