what the fuck are you doing dude

adbing it up in here

shut up and walk my cat

said the faggot

[QUOTE=robertsona;18855041]seafood sucks yall[/QUOTE]

:thumb:



anyways yeah its rad how angsty this community is

hey guys whats goin on in this thread

angst, apparently

I belong to a tribe—mostly white, but they look like ancient Mongolians in their dress.

There is another tribe, whose garb reminds me of U.S. army uniforms, and they are slightly more technologically advanced then mine in a few ways:
•They have guns and seem to be able to at least somewhat maintain them. My tribe is mostly using bows and spears.
•They live in buildings, like barracks’, whereas my tribe mostly lives in semi-permanent structures like huts (or tents when we’re on the move).



The most important thing to remember about the U.S. Army tribe is that they’re cannibals. They eat people from other tribes. It’s ritualistic to them. And I don’t remember if I surrendered to them because I wanted them to eat me, or if I was captured by them—but somehow, I ended up their property.

The strapped me to a chair and pierced me left cheek with a long skewer. This was not part of their cannibalistic ritual—they just did it for sadistic purposes. In the dream, I enjoyed it.

Later, they locked me in a square, wooden room that was empty except for some raw meat from various human slaughters gunked into the corners of the floor. Death was imminent, and I was upset with this fact. I wasn’t upset that I was going to die, but that my suffering had been so brief. I was disappointed that the cannibals didn’t live up to their reputation of prolonged torture.

I looked out of the slaughter room’s only small window, and saw the U.S. Army tribe dancing around a fire. They were far off, and I had to squint to see if someone was roasting over the fire, but no one was.

Before I could be slaughtered, I was bought by these people on camels who took me on a long journey to San Francisco, which was the only place on earth still technologically advanced with modern infrastructure. Briefly, the San Franciscans seemed to be giants, but they became normal-sized after their introductions.

It turns out that a San Franciscan family had bought me, not to eat me, but to save me. They were in the habit of saving people from being cannibalized, as an act of charity (and as a way to feel smugly superior to the rest of the world, of course). They were a mother, who looked kind of like a slightly younger Bette Midler, a father who looked like Alec Baldwin from Beetlejuice and a blond daughter who seemed far more real and genuine than her parents. I had contempt for the mother and father, not because they saved me, but because their motives seemed so phony.

They tried to feed me vegan cuisine, which upset me. They actually did have meat on the table, in case I rejected the vegan food (they had done all this before with previous refugees), but for some reason even though I saw the meat on the table, I didn’t register it. I threw a tantrum, and ended up with the liberal San Francisco couples’ teenage daughter in a choke hold. I threatened to kill her if some vague demand of mine wasn’t met. The girl, far from being scared, was pissed—not at me, but at her parents. “This is what happens when you keep bringing in savages! You think you can save the world, but these people don’t want to be saved!” It struck me as poignant and I let her go and started weeping into my hands.

I don’t recall if anything happened next.

whats that from

shut the fuck up

sup guys

[QUOTE=blockhead;18855062]shut the fuck up[/QUOTE]

this is an angst-free thread

maybe you're just an obnoxious faggot

[QUOTE=blockhead;18855062]shut the fuck up[/QUOTE]

shit just got real

[QUOTE=blockhead;18855066]maybe you're just an obnoxious faggot[/QUOTE]

are you trying to be ironic

what are you doing

:confused:

[quote=blockhead;18855066]maybe you're just an obnoxious faggot[/quote]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

when people purposely say something stupid and then say are you being ironic to people that disagree

it makes it very hard for people without slighly valid but ridiculous ideas to say are you being ironic, without looking bad

that post was fun to read

and easy to comprehend

so malleus is another one who can't make a joke

or take one, it seems

if you are gonna be so serious make sure you ain't a clown brother

i can forgive ihim not being able to take one if he can make one

[QUOTE=Haz;18855074]

if you are gonna be so serious make sure you ain't a clown brother[/QUOTE]

what

the

fuck

totally intelligent responses, every one

this guy's parrying like jet li

well idk about you guys but

i'm drinking a coffee

[QUOTE=Gorgon;18855003]allergic or just don't like the taste?[/QUOTE]


Taste, I don't have any food allergies (as far as I know) but fish flavors always make my gag reflex go out of whack and the smell of fish actually makes me queezy. It's not that I don't wish I liked seafood, but the only stuff I can really stomach is crab, lobster and some sushi.

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18855077]totally intelligent responses, every one

this guy's parrying like jet li[/QUOTE]

the above post is some sort of display of intelligence

allow me to take notes

[QUOTE=Haz;18855078]

i'm drinking a coffee[/QUOTE]

me tooooooooooooooooo

my girl loves seafood but can't eat it cause of allergies and shit sucks

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18855082]the above post is some sort of display of intelligence

allow me to take notes[/QUOTE]totally what i said

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18855067]shit just got real[/QUOTE]

:lol:

fuckin' alex

sup bros

logan's run is on

i've never seen that movie, looks p intriguing tho