only if you break their legs

whats up with that ****

you aint italian is you brah

how do you know this

because im on fire tonight brah

you are, Im actually a jew

jk
jk

why such a jew brah

I was kidding, jews don't eat massive loads of Taco Bell

god damn shut up about taco bell

Seriously, what the ****.

what is your problem with it

well you dont shut up about it for one, and its just ****ing horribly processed meat and cheese with shitty vegetables

LOL, lets be serious now

i am being serious

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16761637]The best thing ever just happened. Earlier today I was on my dad's computer adn saw he had an IM up of some girl who was saying goodbye to (it's this one girl from a dating site he goes to). Now, I took the liberty in saying "later, homo" as a joke that I'd assume she'd grasp.

Anyway, my dad just came up to me and told me to go to his computer and read her reply to my comment. This is what she said:

Tell him to step up to the plate and be a man Andy. You will never find a quality lady with someone doing that andy. I know you love him but ............. I have never been talked to like that and you can tell him you lost a really nice friend by him doing that. You take care and I wish you the best. Sue

I felt kinda bad for my dad, but seriously it's too loltastic.[/QUOTE]

the ridiculousness of the situation and this response is beautiful

"omg im not ur friend any more because of something someone else did"

I really don't care, it could be a cow butt. If it taste good and it fills my belly im eating it.

thats disgusting. cows just chill and graze. :(

and taste good

and cause methane gas farts that pollute our earth. Really meat eaters save us from global warming. You can thank me later

yes cows are the cause of global warming

nothing to do with what, cars, factories, power plants, etc.

Free Misery (2:35:57 AM): wehn you walk in on your sister having sex
Free Misery (2:35:58 AM): you know
Free Misery (2:36:00 AM): that hits the spo
Free Misery (2:36:03 AM): spot
JesusDeEspana (2:36:07 AM): oh never done that
JesusDeEspana (2:36:10 AM): was it hot
Free Misery (2:36:17 AM): dude it was dark
Free Misery (2:36:24 AM): they went in the ****ing computer room wtf
JesusDeEspana (2:36:36 AM): haha
JesusDeEspana (2:36:50 AM): are you implying that if it wasnt dark...it might have been hot?

Lol^^^

Free Misery (2:32:49 AM): so yeah
Free Misery (2:32:57 AM): i just saw my sister and her boyfrined having sexd
Free Misery (2:32:58 AM): yes
Free Misery (2:33:00 AM): thats really cool
anewsetofxlungs (2:33:10 AM): awesome
anewsetofxlungs (2:33:13 AM): did you jerk it
Free Misery (2:33:16 AM): dude i walked in
Free Misery (2:33:22 AM): i was going to my dad's computer
anewsetofxlungs (2:33:53 AM): ahahaha
Free Misery (2:34:41 AM): seriously ****ing gross
anewsetofxlungs (2:34:57 AM): is your sister hot?

who is Free Misery?

apparently a dude that likes to hear about people walking in on their sisters...

[img]http://facepalm.org/img.php[/img]
he walked in on his sister.

he accidentally witnessed his fapping material for awhile now

oh my bad

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;16761836]yes cows are the cause of global warming

nothing to do with what, cars, factories, power plants, etc.[/QUOTE]

he never said those didn't cause global warming, god you fail at argument. It's true, there are millions of cows on Earth and they each produce as much methane as a small truck does each day.

Cows are bred to be consumed by humans, its the food chain u vegancore fag

yes when cows were wild they were out there for humans to eat youre absolutely right

wait cows wouldnt produce that much waste if we didnt overfeed them in order to gorge ourselves

all cows do is ****ing eat grass and lay around