[QUOTE=weezerfan]now that mike ness had reunited with his father, made lvoe with amy cuttingsworth, and got that band together, social discovery channel...he decided he should hang his apron up, and quit his job as head chef at jack in the box..he only did this because jack in the box, sold hamburgers, not hot dogs.....he had always had a love for hot dogs, because as a child, hot dogs would keep him warm while his mother was up late watching her taped re runs of sally jessie raphiel. mr ness did not like sallys show...not one bit. but he did like pittsuburg pennsylvania, not only because of their fine newspaper, the pittsburg star, but because the metropolitan area had the finest restaurants in all of the penn state region, even better than....you guessed it... big joes diner, which was located int he heart of colorado...now i know i said earlier that the restaurant was in the penn state region....but thats only because burt mc cracken set up a similar restaurant entitled "where is waldos hat" now this is not to be confused witht hte childrens book where is waldo.....because you see children...waldo is jewish....[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.hop.com[/url]

Wow doc, you paid attention to that block of crap?

i just looked at it in it's whole, and thought man, this kid needs this site.

That was James Spader in Wild Things.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]That was James Spader in Wild Things.[/QUOTE]
no, it was kevin bacon

This message is hidden because weezerfan is on your ignore list.

Owned.

Who deleted my goatse?

I don't get it :confused:

you cannot prove that point, because that point is not true.

[QUOTE=chips88]I don't get it :confused:[/QUOTE]
I posted a link to goatse for his weak diarrhea link. They both got deleted I guess goatse isn't "suitable" at 1:00a.m.

Or at anytime for that matter. :p

I was quoting Family Guy you asses.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]I was quoting Family Guy you asses.[/QUOTE]
You need to watch more porno.

Porno > Family Guy

Reiner, listen to my new band.

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the semen tics!

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]You need to watch more porno.

Porno > Family Guy[/QUOTE]I've done it twice already today.

[QUOTE=DrGolovaCroxby]Reiner, listen to my new band.

[url]http://www.purevolume.com/semanticsthe[/url][/QUOTE]"Rockin' since 1999," new?

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]I was quoting Family Guy you asses.[/QUOTE]

oh, hahaha. Man, I was so confused, I was like, what is this kid talking about.

He's the new singer.

Ahh gotcha.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]"Rockin' since 1999," new?[/QUOTE]


new in the sense that I just joined.

What's that point? No one reads that...

now i have to scroll all the way over that now.

thanks a lot, chodemonger.

So true shannon... look at this kid just wasting his life away on the internet

[QUOTE=fat_****103]So true shannon... look at this kid just wasting his life away on the internet[/QUOTE]
People who post on boards are lame!

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]People who post on boards are lame![/QUOTE]


for real.

dude, weezerfan plagerized all my 3rd grade work, except phil collins was replaced with a man named bill, and bill was a dum[B]ba[/B]ss, and i garantee, no one was licking as[B]sh[/B]ole

can i get a link to the SLC punk thread? i cant find it

[QUOTE=weezerfan]have you guys tried this new "peanut butter" stuff? the amazing charles montgomery says its the greatest invention since the pogo stick, which was originally invented by gene simmons in the eighties to get to the top shelf where the peanut butter was kept, but whats even funnier is that peanut butter hadnt been around since the civil war!![/QUOTE]
shut up. your not creative or funny, making up random stories is not funny. your not funny. shannon rules. you ...drool.............PWNED!!!!!!11!1!!!

[QUOTE=MechanicalClockworkOrgy]shut up. your not creative or funny, making up random stories is not funny. your not funny. shannon rules. you ...drool.............PWNED!!!!!!11!1!!![/QUOTE]
Aw. :)

Who the hell is the annoying spam fag?

i don't know.

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*cough*selfpromotionwhore*cough*