[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]NP: In Flames- "My Sweet Shadow"

Best song from STYE.

Why do diet colas taste so funky? They take me longer to drink than normal colas.[/QUOTE]

Diet colas stink.

[QUOTE=Cain]I think he did it himself.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/frozeninshadows/MX%20album%20covers/eng101.gif]NO, REALLY?!?![/url]

:p

Refl at Y0gz

NP: Incubus- Nowhere Fast

[url]http://members.aol.com/ramo41886/byobradio.zip[/url]

That's the song

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314][url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/frozeninshadows/MX%20album%20covers/eng101.gif]NO, REALLY?!?![/url][/QUOTE]

Good one. Too bad it couldn't be found.

Wow, the quality of this song is really shi[size=2]tty, Jake.[/size]

EDIT @ Cain: What couldn't be found :confused:

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Wow, the quality of this song is really shi[size=2]tty, Jake.[/size]

EDIT @ Cain: What couldn't be found :confused:[/QUOTE]

Never mind.

[QUOTE=Cain]Never mind.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I know what you mean (I think).

I botched the link, but fixed it, and you just ninja-caught me.

I know. it's 56Kbps. I think some guy recorded from his radio. :-/ I still like it a lot. :D

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Oh, I know what you mean (I think).

I botched the link, but fixed it, and you just ninja-caught me.[/QUOTE]

Makes sense, since I'm a ninja. :cool:

I'm currently having a huge ego trip. I had to do a narrative speech for Public Speaking. The guidelines were to pick a personal anecdote, a folk tale, an original work, or similar story that had an ending lesson or moral, and present with as few notes as possible.

I adapted the lyrics I wrote for a song a year ago into a short story, and presented it to the class with no notes at all. By the time I came to moral message at the end, several of them were sitting on the edges of their seats and two of the girls were leaning forward intently with their lips slightly parted in a look of anticipation. I had the room completely under my control.

God ****, that felt good.

:O

nice work. I wish i were a decent public speaker.

WOO! GO STEERPIKE! BADASS!

Seriously, that's awesome, man. Congrats :)

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Wow, the quality of this song is really shi[size=2]tty, Jake.[/size]

EDIT @ Cain: What couldn't be found :confused:[/QUOTE]

i agree, but the song sounds alright

[QUOTE=Steerpike]I'm currently having a huge ego trip. I had to do a narrative speech for Public Speaking. The guidelines were to pick a personal anecdote, a folk tale, an original work, or similar story that had an ending lesson or moral, and present with as few notes as possible.

I adapted the lyrics I wrote for a song a year ago into a short story, and presented it to the class with no notes at all. By the time I came to moral message at the end, several of them were sitting on the edges of their seats and two of the girls were leaning forward intently with their lips slightly parted in a look of anticipation. I had the room completely under my control.

God ****, that felt good.[/QUOTE]
Awesome.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]I'm currently having a huge ego trip. I had to do a narrative speech for Public Speaking. The guidelines were to pick a personal anecdote, a folk tale, an original work, or similar story that had an ending lesson or moral, and present with as few notes as possible.

I adapted the lyrics I wrote for a song a year ago into a short story, and presented it to the class with no notes at all. By the time I came to moral message at the end, several of them were sitting on the edges of their seats and two of the girls were leaning forward intently with their lips slightly parted in a look of anticipation. I had the room completely under my control.

God ****, that felt good.[/QUOTE]

Hate to end your ego trip, but you got pwned by the swear nazi :eek: Refl

GG, either way.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]I'm currently having a huge ego trip. I had to do a narrative speech for Public Speaking. The guidelines were to pick a personal anecdote, a folk tale, an original work, or similar story that had an ending lesson or moral, and present with as few notes as possible.

I adapted the lyrics I wrote for a song a year ago into a short story, and presented it to the class with no notes at all. By the time I came to moral message at the end, several of them were sitting on the edges of their seats and two of the girls were leaning forward intently with their lips slightly parted in a look of anticipation. I had the room completely under my control.

God ****, that felt good.[/QUOTE]

did you get the slow clap?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Hate to end your ego trip, but you got pwned by the swear nazi :eek: Refl[/QUOTE]

Not like you don't know what those little stars stand for.

[QUOTE=opeth_oasis]did you get the slow clap?[/QUOTE]

No, it was normal applause. But when the professor stepped up and opened the floor to feedback, they all had very positive things to say.

I didn't even know I had that kind of presence.

I'm procrasturbating from going to bed.

My roommate needs to shut the fuc[size=2]k up, though. :mad:[/size]

[QUOTE=Steerpike]No, it was normal applause. But when the professor stepped up and opened the floor to feedback, they all had very positive things to say.

I didn't even know I had that kind of presence.[/QUOTE]

well done :thumb:

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I'm procrasturbating from going to bed.

My roommate needs to shut the fuc[size=2]k up, though. :mad:[/size][/QUOTE]

That's why I got a single room in a suite. It's not very big, but that just means I don't have to spend as much effort to get things on the other side of the room.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]I'm currently having a huge ego trip. I had to do a narrative speech for Public Speaking. The guidelines were to pick a personal anecdote, a folk tale, an original work, or similar story that had an ending lesson or moral, and present with as few notes as possible.

I adapted the lyrics I wrote for a song a year ago into a short story, and presented it to the class with no notes at all. By the time I came to moral message at the end, several of them were sitting on the edges of their seats and two of the girls were leaning forward intently with their lips slightly parted in a look of anticipation. I had the room completely under my control.

God ****, that felt good.[/QUOTE]

Steerpike owns all the ladies.

And I bet you really do, and you just don't know it. The astounding intelligence of which you are an owner is starting to take hold! This is what I said would happen all along, right?

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I'm procrasturbating from going to bed.
[/QUOTE]

Procrasturbating haha. :lol:

That's almost like..oh I get it.

/lame false slowness

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I'm procrasturbating from going to bed.

My roommate needs to shut the fuc[size=2]k up, though. :mad:[/size][/QUOTE]

I love your little synthetic words.

Sorry, I guess I'm feeling creative tonight or something :shrug:

Good, he hung up. That bitch.

FYI-I changed my avatar not in honor of SoaD's new kickarse single, but because some guy in the Tool thread asked me why I had a picture of Aaron Carter in my avatar. :angry:

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]FYI-I changed my avatar not in honor of SoaD's new kickarse single, but because some guy in the Tool thread asked me why I had a picture of Aaron Carter in my avatar. :angry:[/QUOTE]

Bahahaahah

[QUOTE=Cain]Bahahaahah[/QUOTE]

123

Bahahahahaha

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Sorry, I guess I'm feeling creative tonight or something :shrug:

Good, he hung up. That bitch.[/QUOTE]

I believe I said "love" not "hate."

Sounds like someone's sarcasm detector is broken.

[QUOTE=Cain]I believe I said "love" not "hate."

Sounds like someone's sarcasm detector is broken.[/QUOTE]

Oh no no no I got it, that's just what I would say if you said that to me in real life... not a shrug as in "Oh, well" but a shrug as in "What can I say? I made a funny" sort of shrug.

I can't believe it's only Wednesday... three more days.

Three more days until?

[QUOTE=Cain]Steerpike owns all the ladies.

And I bet you really do, and you just don't know it. The astounding intelligence of which you are an owner is starting to take hold! This is what I said would happen all along, right?[/QUOTE]

Took me long enough to figure it out, didn't it? :p

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Sorry, I guess I'm feeling creative tonight or something :shrug:

Good, he hung up. That bitch.[/QUOTE]

You remind me a lot of a couple friends of mine. One likes to make up words for the sake of being funny. Another has a guy on his dorm floor who has been known to spend upwards of 2 hours in the bathroom and is referred to as "bitch" and "The Princess."

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]FYI-I changed my avatar not in honor of SoaD's new kickarse single, but because some guy in the Tool thread asked me why I had a picture of Aaron Carter in my avatar. :angry:[/QUOTE]

That's cold, Obi-Wan

/lame Clerks reference

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Oh no no no I got it, that's just what I would say if you said that to me in real life... not a shrug as in "Oh, well" but a shrug as in "What can I say? I made a funny" sort of shrug.

I can't believe it's only Wednesday... three more days.[/QUOTE] I think we'd get along pretty well if we met up, Jim. :thumb:

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]Three more days until?[/QUOTE]

THE WEEKEND! WOO!

[size=1]And me going home for Easter weekend[/size] :)

[quote=Steerpike]You remind me a lot of a couple friends of mine. One likes to make up words for the sake of being funny. Another has a guy on his dorm floor who has been known to spend upwards of 2 hours in the bathroom and is referred to as "bitch" and "The Princess."[/quote]

I'm going to take that as a compliment since you called those guys your friends :)

My roommate seriously is the biggest dick. I seriously contemplated pissing in his orange juice carton this morning, but realized that if he found out he'd do something worse.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I'm going to take that as a compliment since you called those guys your friends :)

My roommate seriously is the biggest dick. I seriously contemplated pissing in his orange juice carton this morning, but realized that if he found out he'd do something worse.[/QUOTE]

Lawl. You should have done it!

There's always the fingers in the pail of water while sleeping gag.

One time, a camp counseler at my summer camp got ambushed by his charges because he kept waking them up too early, so they tackled him, tied him up with duct tape, shaved his legs, carried him to the pier, stuck him in a canoe and pushed him out into the middle of the lake.

That might do it.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I'm going to take that as a compliment since you called those guys your friends :)[/quote]

As obnoxious as they can be, I'm loyal to my friends to a fault.

[quote]My roommate seriously is the biggest dick. I seriously contemplated pissing in his orange juice carton this morning, but realized that if he found out he'd do something worse.[/QUOTE]

I'll talk to my friend Mike and see if we can help you out there. He's a master of sophomoric prank wars and coming out on top of them.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]That's cold, Obi-Wan

/lame Clerks reference[/QUOTE]
Best Star Wars conversation ever.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]As obnoxious as they can be, I'm loyal to my friends to a fault.

I'll talk to my friend Mike and see if we can help you out there. He's a master of sophomoric prank wars and coming out on top of them.[/QUOTE]
Awesome, man, to both parts. I appreciate it.

EDIT:

[quote=Cain]The fingers in the water gag[/quote]

How long do the fingers have to be submerged before the pissing commences?

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Awesome, man, to both parts. I appreciate it.

EDIT:



How long do the fingers have to be submerged before the pissing commences?[/QUOTE]

Unknown. Maybe thirty minutes?

I'm sure you can just Google it. :p