y u need a laptop noon u need portable porn

guy on hackintosh forums:
"I needed to reset my iPhone's root password, and it turns out it's easy peasy!"

easy peasy = 41 step process
:lol:

[QUOTE=adbforever;18440317]y u need a laptop noon u need portable porn[/QUOTE]
makin music on the bus and in nice places around the city

u fag

i think you may have just killed my dreams
[QUOTE=you]cant you just start it in safe mode alex[/QUOTE]

alright just hit me up

lol i need a new hd for my porn my extrnal was full i cleared a litle bit of room tho

[QUOTE=aria;18440333]lol i need a new hd for my porn my extrnal was full i cleared a litle bit of room tho[/QUOTE]

i think u hav a prob

a dogg in heat

bout to go down town with guitarist and play another set on the street corner

gonna make so much money for alcohol

last night a drunk lesbian chick came and sat down next to me and i leaned in and started to kiss her and she was like no and it was kinda weird

if someone played guitar on the side of the street here theyd get mugged

Random house party with some dudes in these local metal bands tonight fuck yeah.

we usually get pretty good reactions, lots of people will stop and dance or buy you drinks

[QUOTE] last night a drunk lesbian chick came and sat down next to me and i leaned in and started to kiss her and she was like no and it was kinda weird[/QUOTE]

:lol:

just staying home and watching tv tonight

i was singing a love song i wrote and changing the lyrics to put her name into and she was like leaning on me and swaying and all i figured that means i could go for a forced kiss

i used to make out with hot girls all the time dunno what happend to me

i feel like im undead, alive and functional but just dead inside

aight im out time to make paper

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QVVnq.png[/IMG]

lol

what site is that

implying an off center angled picture provides accurate analysis

tron ur hot

u look a lil bit like spoonful

such an accurate site

yeah guys fuck off preppy is actually a model irl

:chug:

how much do u make

dunno like 100 an hour ish

how do i become a model

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18440332]alright just hit me up[/QUOTE]
will do

theres a movie called "mutant adventures" on syfy

this has to be good

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18440405]how do i become a model[/QUOTE]
do coke and become bulimic

putting clocks forward the last day of spring break is so unamerican

who cares fuck america

some ppl believe earth is literally hell

in religions u always hear of an afterlife and reincarnation

maybe human life is hell and after we live a shitty life of working all day just to keep a roof over our head and then die a painful death we're reincarnated back just to do it all over

maybe this [I]is[/I] the afterlife

life is beautiful man

[QUOTE=TheBigDickInYourAzz;18440433]some ppl believe earth is literally hell[/QUOTE]

some people believe in scientology

and some people even think communism is a good idea