Haha, I never said it was, dickhole. At least it's got flava. Keystone, [i]to me[/i], just tastes like watery Bud Lite.

It's heresy for me to say so, being a Missouri boy, but I hate all Budweiser products.

If im gonna get beer I usually go for Budweiser or Bud Select if I have a choice.

But lately it's just been all about malt liqour

Word. I don't know how it took me so long to get into Mickey's, but I love it now. I used to be strictly Colt 45 or OE, but Mickey's ****ing rules.

edit: About once every three or four months, Shane, you and I discuss beer in the Hardcore Community Thread. It's like clockwork.

Hahahah beer convos rule

But yeah Mickeys is def one of my favorites, only problem is you don't get as ripped as you would off a 40 of Steel or OE 800. But I guess it works out cause Mickeys is so good that I can down one 40 in 10 minutes or less while it takes me 20 or 30 for Steel.

Have you ever had Shiner?

I buy those Mickey's Big Mouth 12 oz, which I can drink really fast. And Steel Reserve is amazing. Half the price of most beer, and twice the alcoholic content. No wonder all of the transients drink it.

I think I've had Shiner, but I can't recall. After two or three years of constant beer drinking, it all starts to blend together unless I drink something two or three times. Is it anything like Newcastle? That's what my memory is telling me, but I could be totally wrong.

So Keystone = watered down Bud Lite, and Bud Lite = watered down Bud, and Bud = watered down American beer.

Sounds delicious.

Keystone f'ucking rules, don't listen to anyone that says otherwise.

Honestly beer is beer. I don't give a ****. Bud Ice rules me when I get drunk, get the equivalent of 30 beers for $15.

For light beers I like Coors. For 40's I'm a Mickeys man but Steel's get me ripped way more which is why I sometimes go for them. But overall I love Mickey's.

This past weekend I could only get my hands of Vodka. Fuuuuuck vodka. Besides being a beer man I love whiskey.

:chug:

Friday we had a handle of Capt. Morgans. Sh[size="2"]i[/size]t ruled.

Natty Ice is a test of one's willingness to get trashed. I hate the stuff because I can't stand the taste, but I'll drink it if neccessary.

Hahaha, yeah in that price you have what like Milawaukee's Best (terrible) and Schlitz (terrible again). Though going to the gas station and getting a Bud Ice is awesome one dollar for a 24 oz can that is like 5.8 alc content.

Shlitz f'ucking rules

Don't talk down on Shlitz

Shlitz?

Keystone is pretty terrible.

It may be good because it's like 2 bucks for a sixer otherwise no thanks.

I love Xanax.

I hope you love being braindead

Why anyone would ever feel the need to listen to anything but I-Spy is beyond me.

[QUOTE=faith and fiction;13842590]I hope you love being braindead[/QUOTE]

Oh he does.

[QUOTE=faith and fiction;13842015]Shlitz f'ucking rules

Don't talk down on Shlitz[/QUOTE]

if this is the **** with the blue bull, i fully back it.

Well the Blue Bull is Shlitz malt liqour which is just as awesome

But he was probably talking about Shlitz beer.

[QUOTE=FatPete;13842988]Why anyone would ever feel the need to listen to anything but I-Spy is beyond me.[/QUOTE]

You Kowalski fan, you.

[QUOTE=cbmartinez;13842167]Keystone is pretty terrible.[/QUOTE]

that goes without saying, but after drinking 6-7 quality beers, you move onto Keystone and can't tell the difference :chug:

Amen.

[QUOTE=faith and fiction;13842590]I hope you love being braindead[/QUOTE]

The only time you're braindead is when you take more than you can handle, dick.

And, Keystone owns most other beer. Don't even act like it doesn't.

[QUOTE=faith and fiction;13846986]Well the Blue Bull is Shlitz malt liqour which is just as awesome

But he was probably talking about Shlitz beer.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I was referring to the beer. I've never had Shlitz malt liquor.

[QUOTE=faith and fiction;13842015]Shlitz f'ucking rules

Don't talk down on Shlitz[/QUOTE]

I love Schlitz so much. I have a Schlitz beanie.

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I need to try some Shlitz.

The beer is like $2 for a sixer.

Who says "sixer", really? Is that a Southern thing?

More of a lazy thing, six pack takes longer to type/say. I've said sixer forever even when I lived up north.

Sixer and six-pack are the same amount of syllables...

[QUOTE=REINER;13857678]Sixer and six-pack are the same amount of syllables...[/QUOTE]You can say sixer without closing your mouth, six pack has a p, so it takes longer to say.

Oh well who cares?

Sixer reminds me of Dazed and Confused when Mel asks the freshman kid to go to the store and get him of sixer of "this stuff"

I haven't watched Dazed And Confused in a pretty long time.

That movie was the sh[size="2"]i[/size]t in middle school, getting high and then watching that and Half Baked.

Half Baked is a classic. So funny.