I have one like a metre from my bedroom door

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16069907]Having a bed with plumbing would be even better tbh[/QUOTE]

That'd be disgusting actually.

I want a water bed filled with whiskey

[QUOTE=ICB;16069920]I want a water bed filled with whiskey[/QUOTE]
I'm friends with an irishman who has plans for such a thing

My house's upstairs bathroom is only 8m away from my room. It doesn't take that much effort to walk to it. And nobody uses the downstairs bathroom unless they're desperate, since it is pretty much an enclosed outhouse with redbacks on the ceiling.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16069913]That'd be disgusting actually.[/QUOTE]

No way, dude

I could stay in bed all day if I had a refrigerator nearby.

[QUOTE=Riva;16069939]My house's upstairs bathroom is only 8m away from my room.[/QUOTE]

Eight meters?!

How big is your house?!

You should just make your location Midgard, Ingmar.

Just writing 'Midgård' would be boring

Anyway, I still can't believe there are eight whole meters between your bed and the toilet

And my real name is Chris

[QUOTE=Riva;16069984]You should just make your location Midgard, Ingmar.[/QUOTE]

Odin is a god, he obviously belongs in Valhalla.

Pshaw...

I remember when I played WoW I pissed out the window once because I didn't want to get up.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16069989]Just writing 'Midgård' would be boring

Anyway, I still can't believe there are eight whole meters between your bed and the toilet

And my real name is Chris[/QUOTE]

I know, but you wanna change your name, and Ingmar is a cool nickname. Plus we already have a Chris.

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;16069990]Odin is a god, he obviously belongs in Valhalla.

Pshaw...[/QUOTE]

Actually, you might wanna read up on your Norse mythology, old boy.

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;16069990]Odin is a god, he obviously belongs in Valhalla.

Pshaw...[/QUOTE]

Not only do I appear on Earth in the [i]Grimnismol[/i], I get tortured over fire by an evil king!

Plus, not all the gods live in Valhalla; the same text mentions Thruthheim, Ydalir and Sökkvabekk, among several others.

Contrary to popular belief, Valhalla does not have Internet access—the cable company refuse to dig there—so I post here in Midgard.

[b]u jewish n00b[/b]

[QUOTE=Riva;16070007]I know, but you wanna change your name, and Ingmar is a cool nickname. Plus we already have a Chris.[/QUOTE]

'Ingh4x'

[QUOTE=Riva;16070007]I know, but you wanna change your name, and Ingmar is a cool nickname. Plus we already have a Chris.



Actually, you might wanna read up on your Norse mythology, old boy.[/QUOTE]

Midgard is the fortress on earth that the gods set up to protect the race of man from giants, right?

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;16070024]Midgard is the fortress on earth that the gods set up to protect the race of man from giants, right?[/QUOTE]

Well yeah, but Midgard also means 'Middle-earth', simply where we are now

Those 'fortress walls' are mountains at the end of the Earth, formed from the giant Ymir's brow.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16069991]I remember when I played WoW I pissed out the window once because I didn't want to get up.[/QUOTE]
At this point in your life, did you begin to turn really pale faced, gain massive amounts of acne and infections galore?

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16070028]Well yeah, but Midgard also means 'Middle-earth', simply where we are now

Those 'fortress walls' are mountains at the end of the Earth, formed from the giant Ymir's brow.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I know, I was just giving a brief overview. Plus I couldn't think of Ymir's name :(

[QUOTE]At this point in your life, did you begin to turn really pale faced, gain massive amounts of acne and infections galore?[/QUOTE]

OH MY GAWD THE LIIIIIGHT

I found a really cool map showing the 3d relationship of the worlds, but now I'll be damned if I can find it.

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;16069862]:lol:

I like how there's randomly Ritz crackers sitting right next to your drums in the first picture.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I lol'd at that too.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16069991]I remember when I played WoW I pissed out the window once because I didn't want to get up.[/QUOTE]

:lol: That is dedication.

[QUOTE=Riva;16070043]I found a really cool map showing the 3d relationship of the worlds, but now I'll be damned if I can find it.[/QUOTE]

Do you have this guy in mind?

[url]http://www.immortalthor.net/map-nineworlds.jpg[/url]

WoW never clicked with me.

It got way boring, way fast.

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;16070097]WoW never clicked with me.

It got way boring, way fast.[/QUOTE]

I never got to play it cause I am using a computer that was made in 2000 and has sucky technology from that time.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16070095]Do you have this guy in mind?

[url]http://www.immortalthor.net/map-nineworlds.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Not quite, but that's a very similar and very cool map also.

I got hooked on Oblivion though. BADDDDD.

[url]http://images.google.com/images?q=yggdrasil[/url]

Yggdrasil links them all together so I'd try there

You guys are making it really hard to write this report...

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16070172]You guys are making it really hard to write this report...[/QUOTE]

[b]YO!

ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX IN A ROW
ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX DIRTY DICKS IN A ROW
ONE TIME I GOT MY KICKS WITH JOE AND I
SUCKED HIS DICK AND FIVE OF HIS FRIENDS IN A ROW

ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX IN A ROW!
ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX DIRTY DICKS IN A ROW!
ONE TIME I GOT MY KICKS WITH JOE AND I
SUCKED HIS DICK AND FIVE OF HIS FRIENDS IN A ROW![/b]

How does one pronounce Yggdrasil?

I always went something like... YUGG-drass-ill

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16070187][b]YO!

ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX IN A ROW
ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX DIRTY DICKS IN A ROW
ONE TIME I GOT MY KICKS WITH JOE AND I
SUCKED HIS DICK AND FIVE OF HIS FRIENDS IN A ROW

ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX IN A ROW!
ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX DIRTY DICKS IN A ROW!
ONE TIME I GOT MY KICKS WITH JOE AND I
SUCKED HIS DICK AND FIVE OF HIS FRIENDS IN A ROW![/b][/QUOTE]

K If I have a poetry class I'll be sure to let you know.
But I need some info on Human Computer Interaction.

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;16070209]How does one pronounce Yggdrasil?

I always went something like... YUGG-drass-ill[/QUOTE]

According to Merriam-Webster

[url]http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?yggdra01=Yggdrasil[/url]

I pronounce the 'y' the same way as short Swedish 'y' though, like ü in German or u in French. Idk if that's historically accurate.

[b]FreeSmells[/b] explain plz

I say Eeeg-dra-sill

I say to-may-to

y = ee .

I heard Grutle say it before they played Return to Yggdrasil.

[QUOTE=Daven;16070290]I say Eeeg-dra-sill[/QUOTE]
I pronouced this too

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16070187][b]YO!

ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX IN A ROW
ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX DIRTY DICKS IN A ROW
ONE TIME I GOT MY KICKS WITH JOE AND I
SUCKED HIS DICK AND FIVE OF HIS FRIENDS IN A ROW

ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX IN A ROW!
ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX DIRTY DICKS IN A ROW!
ONE TIME I GOT MY KICKS WITH JOE AND I
SUCKED HIS DICK AND FIVE OF HIS FRIENDS IN A ROW![/b][/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=tooyoungtodie[/url]

I say you're a bunch of nerds and fags who need to get lives

Whaaaaat

EDIT - guitrguy knows, I see

Y = EE = I
yeah, that's how its in spanish

Why are girls so damn confusing?

[QUOTE=Daven;16070311]Y = EE = I
yeah, that's how its in spanish[/QUOTE]

That's odd

You wouldn't expect the orthographical conventions of the swarthy Iberian subhumans to be used with pvre and trve Aryan languages

[QUOTE=Kingofdudes;16070317]Why are girls so damn confusing?[/QUOTE]

Because, IMO, most men become socially mature before women—in terms of accommodating differences in others, not indulging in herd mentality clique fagg[size=2]o[/size]try, etc.

[QUOTE=Kingofdudes;16070317]Why are girls so damn confusing?[/QUOTE]

Good question, but a far too common one, I've given up trying to figure it out tbh.