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yus

Hey mx

Please... sit down.

I'm sitting already. I can't sit [I]more[/I] down

Now that's not the attitude to have is it? We need optimism!

owl

hoot hoot

[QUOTE=Squirrel]owl

hoot hoot[/QUOTE]
squirrel

*cue squirrel noise*

:cool:

My sister's ex had a phobia of squirrels and used to through rocks at them :(

hi everybody

ive not been on the internet [i]for a week[/i], and its weird, ive really enjoyed not using it

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]My sister's ex had a phobia of squirrels and used to through rocks at them :([/QUOTE]

Probability of making things worse for herself: high!


/imagines revenge of the squirrels, with flying squirrels for paratroopers and acorn throwing and the gnashing of teeth

[QUOTE=tumples]hi everybody

ive not been on the internet [i]for a week[/i], and its weird, ive really enjoyed not using it[/QUOTE]
Ok guys.... he's either lying or has been absorbed into an internet hating cult and they've obviously brain washed him with stupid ideas that the internet isn't the single best place on earth.

^^^ i agree, tell the truth tumples, what cult have you joined?

Thanks for the Claypool recommendations JF :).

i have joined the "my grandparents dont have an ethernet port" cult

i missed mx a little bit *ashamed*

Only a little bit :upset:

Meh I'm really bored right now. I've been looking around for a job on [I]jobcenter plus![/I], the ones that I'd like all need training of somesort and there is a perfect on but it's too far away from where I stay :(

[QUOTE=Zowë]Only a little bit :upset:

Meh I'm really bored right now. I've been looking around for a job on [I]jobcenter plus![/I], the ones that I'd like all need training of somesort and there is a perfect on but it's too far away from where I stay :([/QUOTE]
Ghey... I'm getting a job in a pub I hate. Wooo.

I'll swap you?! :p

There is a lovely resturant nearby that's got a temp vacancy for 3months, varied evening hours - it's all perfect. But you need previous training and I've got none...
darnit!
lol anyhoo tea time for me :)

say that youre a quick learner and you pick things up really quick, or something

[QUOTE=Zowë]I'll swap you?! :p

There is a lovely resturant nearby that's got a temp vacancy for 3months, varied evening hours - it's all perfect. But you need previous training and I've got none...
darnit!
lol anyhoo tea time for me :)[/QUOTE]
I sure would. Enjoy your tea :)

It says that those without prior experiance "need not apply"

[QUOTE=Zowë]It says that those without prior experiance "need not apply"[/QUOTE]
Did that stop *insert famous person here*? No.

Just lie.

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]Did that stop *insert famous person here*? No.[/QUOTE]
:lol:
[QUOTE=PAJJ]Just lie.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure that'll backfire!

Them= "right on you go Zo, set that table properly and fold the napkins and sh[I]i[/I]t"
me= "ARGHHHHHHHHH" /runs out the door

[QUOTE=Zowë]:lol:

I'm pretty sure that'll backfire!

Them= "right on you go Zo, set that table properly and fold the napkins and sh[I]i[/I]t"
me= "ARGHHHHHHHHH" /runs out the door[/QUOTE]
You're how old and you don't know how to set a table? Oh Zowe....

On a fabulous note- I can make a bishop's hat :smoke:

:(
I mean, I don't know how to set it properly, with all the millions of forks and knifes!!
Anyway I've taken down the details for it and I'm going to give her a call on Monday and see what she says!

[QUOTE=Zowë]:(
I mean, I don't know how to set it properly, with all the millions of forks and knifes!!
Anyway I've taken down the details for it and I'm going to give her a call on Monday and see what she says![/QUOTE]
:lol: bless ya. Sounds like a good plan.

*hands Zowe a million gazillion knives and forks*

Get to work girl... you've got some practising to do.

*cracks whip*

whapppeesh
ouch :upset:

A million gazillion knives and forks to sort,
A million gazillion knives and forks.
Take one down, try and put it into the right place but fail miserably....
So a million gazillion knives and forks left to sort.

Chop chop.

Time for my tea, I want them done by the time I come back. Though I may have a few glasses of wine so I may forget.

Oh you slavedriver you :p

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