yeah :)

I saw the hottest woman I've ever seen today, got her number, and am going on a date with her on Monday. But, there are problems:

1. She is 28.
2. She thinks I'm 23
3. She has a 4 year old son.

Other than that, she is honestly the most attractive person I've ever seen. Should I hit that **** or what.

dude why are you even asking

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15899812]I saw the hottest woman I've ever seen today, got her number, and am going on a date with her on Monday. But, there are problems:

1. She is 28.
2. She thinks I'm 23
3. She has a 4 year old son.

Other than that, she is honestly the most attractive person I've ever seen. Should I hit that **** or what.[/QUOTE]

hit it and quit it bro

hit her with a rake

throw a lamp at her

Forreal forreal she wants on it. Hit that before it gets cold, no lie, and get pix (jk but kind of not really get some). If you've only known her for a month and she wants your hawt bawdy, my guess is shes kind of a ho and doesnt want to get serious, so just hit it and quit it, dont get all touchy feely and get upset when she humps someone else. But try not to be a ****ing dork about it and ruin it, like dont get all giddy when she fondles your testes, just be like 'bitch I said get on it, stop this foreplay nonsense' and tell her whats what.

put it in her butt

[insert token GD phrases]

I dont know if she has a facebook or myspace or anything, I was only able to talk to her for 10 minutes on my break. I'll facebook her soon.

and im asking cause she has a ****ing kid and is ten years older than me.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15899812]I saw the hottest woman I've ever seen today, got her number, and am going on a date with her on Monday. But, there are problems:

1. She is 28.
2. She thinks I'm 23
3. She has a 4 year old son.

Other than that, she is honestly the most attractive person I've ever seen. Should I hit that **** or what.[/QUOTE]

As my defensive line high school coach who lost his scholarship to Georgia back in the day for snorting cocaine off a girls *** (I kid you not) said once:

"When you get to be about 30, a girl with 1 kid is like a gold mine! You gotta get on that **** quick cause everyone else gonna be trying to soon!"

this is probably the only hot girl you'll ever encounter besides joe's sister so its like obvious

some of us actually can talk to attractive women without seizing up elim

edit: she is divorced, I know that much

edit2: she also bought 400 dollars worth of food and didnt buy and cheap stuff + had a 07 mustang, so I'm pretty sure she is good in the bank too.

1 kid. Gold mine. Get it John.

milfs r cool

i talk to attractive women all the time
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I bet lewis will make out with you

Will he make out with my dick?

i would not sink that low

Lewis will only make out with nick because nick is a sexy beast.

yahhh trick yaahhhh

[size=7]FINE[/SIZE]

since when was lewis a whore :confused:

He isnt

he has a fine taste in (people). mostly indie rock stars.

oh I kinda got excited :/

grant you could turn a straight man gay anyways

why would you get excited for any dude on mx

mass review skills is where the attractiveness lies in these days tbh

because its great to jerk my gurkin too

sup guitrguy wanna be bros

can we drink natty ice and play gamecube?

still need black dildos and axe

dont know what those are you sure you know what a bro is

I thought I did.

possibly I could've been lied to though

i am gulliable and therefore easy to take advantage of

ive got the jack johnson