dont eat her bro

lol

Let's see I had a girlfriend for three months in high school but I broke up with her because she was entirely too insane and depraved for me to handle at the time.

Then once about a year ago there was this girl I dated for two or three weeks before she broke up with me for saying she was stupid ugly indie stereotype

And then a month or two after that I dated this one girl for like three days before she randomly started dating some other guy and stopped taking my calls.

Yeah let's just go with this :
[QUOTE]I've never had anything steady in terms of relationships.[/QUOTE]

I've had a lot of relationships, but there has been three specific ones that I think about almost every day.

I've been in two relationships and the first was around a year and the one I'm in currently has been going on over a year so I guess that makes me a steady relationship kind of person

I think about the first one and the last one every single day i'm not gonna lie.

i can't really help it, one was like the most amazing human being ever and the other was just insanely ****ing hot.

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17803488]dont eat her bro[/QUOTE]

you should get one, nick

you are cute

yeah elim go troll some girls

what if girls are ultimately a waste of time and happiness comes from the self

how is that working out for you?

Everything [I]but[/I] girls is a waste of time.

Like, I'm wasting my time breathing right now.

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;17803502]how is that working out for you?[/QUOTE]

I never said they were a waste of time jackass, I'm asking what if they are and we're just stupid enough to seek them

I want a gf more than anyone here but demographics aren't my favor :smash:

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17803495]I think about the first one and the last one every single day i'm not gonna lie.

i can't really help it, one was like the most amazing human being ever and the other was just insanely ****ing hot.[/QUOTE]

is one of these violinist goth girl?

lol ill never b in a rletaionship this is some real talk

[QUOTE=adb;17803507]I never said they were a waste of time jackass, I'm asking what if they are and we're just stupid enough to seek them

I want a gf more than anyone here but demographics aren't my favor :smash:[/QUOTE]

aww :upset:

[QUOTE=adb;17803507]I want a gf more than anyone here[/QUOTE]

frackin' bullcrap's what that is

i'm shaving my head and rewardrobing soon, I might pull more girls since I'm getting a job soon too

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17803508]is one of these violinist goth girl?[/QUOTE]

Yeah the first girl friend that i broke up with for being too depraved and insane

that was the infamous gothic cellist who tought me everything i know about listening to indie and ebm and being a really bad person

sounds like she severely corrupted you

[QUOTE=masscows;17803518]frackin' bullcrap's what that is

i'm shaving my head and rewardrobing soon, I might pull more girls since I'm getting a job soon too[/QUOTE]

Yeah. I'm kind of done with the whole jean/band shirt combo... it was cool while I was in high school, but I dunno about it anymore.

changin the way you dress to get girls

lol

brent how would you react if i told you i showed your picture to my friend Carie (whos azn) and she said youre a qt

a wardrobe change has net me a whole lot of nothing so far

[QUOTE=TimJim;17803532]brent how would you react if i told you i showed your picture to my friend Carie (whos azn) and she said youre a qt[/QUOTE]

idk, all I know is if there's mutual attraction with any girl and she is smart I can make things work

[QUOTE]sounds like she severely corrupted you[/QUOTE]yeah idk i think she might have ****ed me up pretty bad lol

but it feels kind of good

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17803530]changin the way you dress to get girls

lol[/QUOTE]

Well it's not really to get girls, I guess it's just a maturity thing now. It's kind of fun dressing nice.

aw i wanna play dress up 2

Dressing nice is pretty cool.

ok u go first

[QUOTE=illmitch;17803554]Dressing nice is pretty cool.[/QUOTE]

Dressing bro is pretty bro.

hey elim are your tshirts full of grease stains and stuff

i just wear jeans and plaid button ups and colorful t's with random designs on them like crows listening to headphones or pac man ghosts chasing after rainbow colored pills

you know like pacsun **** , skater boy with a slight nod to hipster

the better you look the better you feel about yourself

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17803527]Yeah. I'm kind of done with the whole jean/band shirt combo... it was cool while I was in high school, but I dunno about it anymore.[/QUOTE]

I'll definitely still wear band shirts, just not when I know I'm going to have to do something where making an impression matters.

Actually, the only girl I would consider to have been my girlfriend was into me because she thought I was some sort of underground god because of my band shirts. She was ****ing crazy though.

i just wear plain ts with nothing on them from h&m
and band shirts for shows or being out with friends n ****


edit: actually i wear my kayo dot shirt all the time cause it isnt black with stuff on it

the idea of dressing "bro" can have a lot of different meanings, most of which are undesirable

[QUOTE]She was ****ing crazy though.[/QUOTE]

explain

i wasnt making fun of you

idk i just lold at you talking about dressing nice
not in a bad way or anything

i dont really know what i wanted to say i just said something OK

@mitch obv

she cried constantly
she was into anime/hentai
most of her friends were mallgoths that sat around popping pills all day
etc

i decided to cut it off when she wanted me to go to her friend's graduation party with her parents

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17803573]i wasnt making fun of you

idk i just lold at you talking about dressing nice
not in a bad way or anything

i dont really know what i wanted to say i just said something OK

@mitch obv[/QUOTE]

haha no worries man i didnt take any offense or anything

[QUOTE=masscows;17803575]she cried constantly
she was into anime/hentai
most of her friends were mallgoths that sat around popping pills all day
[/QUOTE]
ok this is called being a girl

[QUOTE=masscows;17803575]she cried constantly
she was into anime/hentai
most of her friends were mallgoths that sat around popping pills all day
etc

i decided to cut it off when she wanted me to go to her friend's graduation party with her parents[/QUOTE]

I see.

maybe where you're from