i drank a fifth of cisco once and lost a girlfriend true story

i drank a bottle of wild cherry cisco and ended up passing out on my friends coach after throwing up all over his bathroom wall. old english was involved as well.

I bet your friends coach was pissed.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17238968]i drank a fifth of cisco once and lost a girlfriend true story[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha, sucks, brah.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17238968]i drank a fifth of cisco once and lost a girlfriend true story[/QUOTE]

rofl

this is now the "stupid **** done while drinking hobo wine" thread.


one time after chugging a large mad dog, i fell over in a circle pit and proceeded to hate mosh with my legs and feet. i kicked my female friend katey in the shins and put a huge bruise there, and later tried to hit on her after drinking more whiskey. this was like two weeks after i came out and i had a guy with me...

needless to say i had to get a different ride home, and i got no action at all that night.

[QUOTE=whiteminority;17240227]this is now the "stupid **** done while drinking hobo wine" thread.


one time after chugging a large mad dog, i fell over in a circle pit and proceeded to hate mosh with my legs and feet. i kicked my female friend katey in the shins and put a huge bruise there, and later tried to hit on her after drinking more whiskey. this was like two weeks after i came out and i had a guy with me...

needless to say i had to get a different ride home, and i got no action at all that night.[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha, I lost it when I read "hate mosh".

excellent work ahahaha

i drank a large portion of a gallon of riunite before a paraphilia show, i was doing high kicks like a cheerleader and the crotch of my jeans tore, pretty elite

mappy i had a pair of jeans rip down the crotch on numerous occassions, so i feel your pain.

after drinking a small mad dog and some hot damn schnapps i stage dove at a doom/drone metal show into a crowd of like 25 dispersed throughout the bar. no one caught me and i looked like a fool and elbow hurt like ****.

my friend drank like 5 sparks before a daughters show once and puked on the singer after the show it was lol.

i've never really done anything stupid while really drunk

i drove to get drugs once

one time i ran and fell and sprained my wrist and it was so swollen for like 2 months

what kind of durgs?

[QUOTE=whiteminority;17241003]mappy i had a pair of jeans rip down the crotch on numerous occassions, so i feel your pain.[/quote]
dude, not a wine story, but i was drinking mad vodka, jager, and lions head with some friends and i totally had the goal of hooking up with this bittie at the end of the night

anyhow, fell on tressel, my ankle got caught (which probably saved my life) and my jeans tore straight down the crotch

so embarrassing haha

[quote]after drinking a small mad dog and some hot damn schnapps i stage dove at a doom/drone metal show into a crowd of like 25 dispersed throughout the bar. no one caught me and i looked like a fool and elbow hurt like ****.[/QUOTE]
ahahahaha

drugs that will make your mother cry

idk i pick up weed all the time

i guess thats stupid if youre a pretentious phase kid

buuuuuuurnnnnn

what is a phase kid?

i don't make stupid decisions when i'm drunk so driving is rare. i picked up weed i had left at someones house and my friend picked up mushrooms

you have had a safe life ifyour worst unsober story is you sprained your wrist bro

i have good drunk stories but never stupid s'hit

i'm not a dumbass so i don't do stupid s'hit.


it's all about smart s'hit you did while drunk. that's what really impresses people

i just dont think you've had enough fun

well i guess puking on people is not my definition of fun. neither is tearing my jeans doing spin kicks at a s'hitty show.

if you have fun doing either of these then cool, you are lame

i havent done either of these things so i have no idea maybe i will try them, and get back to you

well that's what's been posted in here so far...

just saying every drunk thing that someone has said they did in here makes them out to be the guy at the party i would be silently judging.

if i'm not blacked out i'm not making a fool of myself in front of everyone. you can go for it though, people like you give people like me something to enjoy at parties

oh so you are that guy then

the guy who is not in high school and therefore doesn't puke anymore or do stupid **** that a 15 year old who got his first taste of vodka does



it feels real nice to go home after getting real drunk at a party knowing that i had fun, met cool people, possibly danced, wasn't the jackass of the party, and then to beat it all didn't sit over the toilet for the next hour.

yeah but you are at the high school party with 16 year olds you are that creepy guy in the back drinking gin

[QUOTE=Matt?;17241189]the guy who is not in high school and therefore doesn't puke anymore or do stupid **** that a 15 year old who got his first taste of vodka does



it feels real nice to go home after getting real drunk at a party knowing that i had fun, met cool people, possibly danced, wasn't the jackass of the party, and then to beat it all didn't sit over the toilet for the next hour.[/QUOTE]

man you can be a wee judgmental, eh? the whole point of this was to post stupid drunk stories, lighten up.

i don't know anyone that goes to high school in new york, but just to play devils advocate with you, i am SURE that at most high school parties there are hot 18 year old seniors.

one time i had probably about a liter worth of jager and decided that this bucket would make a really awesome hat, but it ended up being the puke bucket for the night.

i love jager

edit: oh you are a hot 18 year old senior mmm

hot 15 year old freshman morelike

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17241202]hot 15 year old freshman morelike[/QUOTE]

amen