I have almost no carpets in my house now, except for the entrances to pick up dirt

I have 1 carpet in my apartment and it's located in the bathroom.

I ate the most elite egg rolls last night. They were so delicious.

I've got bad allergies for dust and **** so my parents tore out all the carpets (well my dad and sister have them too)

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17472056]I ate the most elite egg rolls last night. They were so delicious.[/QUOTE]

I've sadly only had springs rolls ever, I eat way more thai food than chinese

comes with living in ottawa

Spring rolls are yummy, too.

[quote=Meatplow;17472031]I see. I'm discussing this post with said fellow, he said they have digital elections and free wireless everywhere.[/quote]i am officially moving there

spring rolls are the definition of elite.

thai food in general

ugh its only noon

ugh ugh ugh ugh

its only 11:36


hactually

heil EST

needs to be 12am

Our building just had a practice evacuation and while standing outside with my co-workers a bird shat on me. Luckily(?) it went down the collar on my shirt and didn't stand the outside of my dress shirt. My (older) co-workers thought it was pretty funny and I had to go to the Mcdonalds restaurant to clean it off. FML

should i get a 2 liter of coke or a dbl chsbrgr

hahahahahahahaha

@nick: cheeseburger. im burgin like mad right now

watchin seinfeld

jerry just broke the news to some guy that kramer is having a party. classic.

[QUOTE=freeliminator;17472093]should i get a 2 liter of coke or a dbl chsbrgr[/QUOTE]

cheeseburger

kramer brings incredible amounts of laughs. i actually love watching that show and bearing how unfunny jerry is just for kramers parts.

i was thinkin burger but theres nothing to drink in my house and i could probably find somethin to make here idk

water?

water?

water?

what the **** is that

lol nice

[B]water?[/B]

nicky babby cum 2 florida i have sumfin 4 u 2 drink

why not just get a drink with your burger?

water the odds of that happnin know what im sayin

[QUOTE=P13;17472113]why not just get a drink with your burger?[/QUOTE]

cuz i only got 2 dollars MORAN

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[size=+3][b]You're [i]kiwi[/i]ng me[/b][/size]

cut the burger in half

liquefy one half and drink it

eat the other half

the aversion to water some people have astounds me

its the most satisfying drink ever

i only drink water/tea. alcohol sometimes but not by choice.

ahem

Pepsi

that brings back amazing memories of the search for that movie.

what the ****

Water is the best

yeah

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17472126]i only drink water/tea. alcohol sometimes but not by choice.[/QUOTE]

same here on all counts but by choice on the last part. and add milk.

wtf youre force fed alcohol?

haha there were breasts on the cover :(