dijon mustard on a single slice of bread is awesome right now

lol the other day two of my friends were ran to the mall in this girl's van to try and pawn a bracelet

they got pulled over and searched and had like six beers and two were open, the cops asked them to give up the names of big dealers in the area and when they said they didn't know any he took the beers and let them go.

eating hotdogs right now

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17782572]lol the other day two of my friends were ran to the mall in this girl's van to try and pawn a bracelet

they got pulled over and searched and had like six beers and two were open, the cops asked them to give up the names of big dealers in the area and when they said they didn't know any he took the beers and let them go.[/QUOTE]

beer dealers?

i've never heard such an accusation hurled before

New Orleans cops have more to worry about than some white kids getting high and drinking some beer.

i dont think he meant beer dealers

I don't think he did either it just sounded unusual in context of the discovery of beer.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17782574]beer dealers?

i've never heard such an accusation hurled before[/QUOTE]
they were talking about weed

and yeah they don't seem to be too concerned about two kids drinking a six pack in a car they don't own but yeah they'll quickly arrest you for smoking weed

beer dealers

BUST THAT COORS LIGHT PUSHER

****ING SCUMBAG, SELLING THIS FILTH TO OUR CHILDREN!

beer

those filthy home brewers pushing communism on our kids

the funniest part is that people who buy kids beer are worse than weed dealers

lol laws

man im digging these twenty five dollar violins on ebay, there's like a whole warehouse full of them

they can't sound that great for that price

Who wants to come to Mexico with me? I'm gonna try to develop a friendship with a drug cartel so I can get all the uncut heroin that I so desire.

there's literally a disclaimer on the auction page saying that they're not particularly good. there's a 30 day warrantee tho.

idk i'd like to get maybe three or four cheap instruments to play around with, im not worried about quality

OK so i think a parade is about to roll down my street

sup bros

nm gettin excited to go to a party tonight. gonna have a fistful of xanax and not a care in the world.

csb

Cooler than your lame life.

[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/zx1jsw.jpg[/IMG]

Her name was Betsy. Betsy Blood.

rafl

ur not indie

[I]She was a thin, delicate thing with black hair chopped into a disheveled bob-cut. Numerous red pimples stood out from her face, excessively dilated pupils scanning the environment from behind thick-rimmed glasses. She wore a Velvet Underground shirt, a yellow skirt with the Ruthless Records logo drawn across it, a yin-yang necklace[/I]

lolol i need to delete this foolishness from my comp

lol when did you write that drivel?

like a year and a half ago

lol aww.

[I]couple hours ago[/I]

i almost wish i still had the first book i wrote that started the series of stories about betsy and her friends

i was like fourteen at the time and i swear to god your brain would explode if you read this ****.

uh oh

put all my boxers in the washer, looks like we're going commando today

i hate when i put all my **** in the washer and then have nothing to wear

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17782790]i almost wish i still had the first book i wrote that started the series of stories about betsy and her friends

i was like fourteen at the time and i swear to god your brain would explode if you read this ****.[/QUOTE]

yeah when I was a kid on my computer I had a folder full of notepad files of incoherent immature ramblings, I called it poetry back then

I came across it years later and pissed myself laughing

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17782796]yeah when I was a kid on my computer I had a folder full of notepad files of incoherent immature ramblings, I called it poetry back then

I came across it years later and pissed myself laughing[/QUOTE]

over the past few months i pretty much went through and got rid of everything i've ever written except a binder with maybe thirty pages of notes and stuff.

but this book was so bad i actually had to burn the manuscript to make sure no one could ever read it again. this was beyond immature ramblings, tho. it was outrageous.

[QUOTE=Deth;17782794]uh oh

put all my boxers in the washer, looks like we're going commando today[/QUOTE]

Makes me feel dirty.

i cant remember the last time i wore anything under my shorts. commando 4 life.

i wear boxers and gym shorts at least, and put on pants over them if i go out

found a pair of boxers under some bed sheets score

my lady just called me up and said shes got two bottles of rum

todays going to be sweet

Done nothing today but play mario kart and listen to deadmau5.

Sa-weeeeeeeeeeeeet.