I wish I had some crumpets:(

Ah right, lucky git! :p

There are some crumpets down the stairs but they've been open for almost a week so the edges are all hard :(

I can't find any crumpets :(

The crumpets should be fine, apparently stale bread is best for toast, so surely it works the same for crumpets :-\ (if you die it's not my fault, and i had nothing to do with it :p)
I have more downstairs :)

Am I the only person not obsessed with crumpets on this planet?

Yes. Yes you are FD

I got past crumpets years ago.

Im in a wine gum fetish recently though

Fruit scones are better imo.
Heat them up for 10 seconds in the microwave, slap on some butter and jam and you're good to go :D

I just watched Sister Act on BBC1. I'd forgotten what a great film it is!

I'm hungry.

/food searches

Forget all that. It'll about the fruit muffins, with thick lashings of butter and rasberry jam...mmmm...

Someone stop me before I start sounding like an M&S advert.

There's bugger all in my house and I'm proper hungry :mad::(

I just made a plate of scrambled eggs :)

Work tomorrow, bank holiday so it'll be dead.
We open at 830 and no other shops in town open until 12ish or there abouts. :(

Ooooooohhh I could just go for some cheese adn toast with Lea and Perrins.

Bugger no lea and perrins.

NP Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower

I'm going to have to choose betwen Brie and Peanut butter and Jam again:(

Easy choice, jam, the others are foul substances.

Pea bee nd Gee :)

No contest there!

boooooored

i should be out

meh

You guys defeated my love of creamy cheese.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]You guys defeated my love of [B]creamy cheese.*[/B][/QUOTE]
*thrush and vag[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]nal discharge


[SIZE="1"]sorry![/SIZE]

:o
/ \
~~~

^me throwing up

[QUOTE=Zowë]*thrush and vag[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]nal discharge


[SIZE="1"]sorry![/SIZE][/QUOTE]
WHO TOLD YO-

*coughs*

err...quite.

[QUOTE]^me throwing up[/QUOTE]
Or recieving anal.

[QUOTE=PAJJ]^me throwing up[/QUOTE]
Hey you changed it!
The first one looked like you had a tail!

Enjoy your thrush sandwich Oll :)
[SIZE="1"]:angelface:[/SIZE]

Did it? I was just pissed it didn't look right because mx took all the spaces out, so i tried to fix it, i then gave up.

[QUOTE=Zowë]Hey you changed it!
The first one looked like you had a tail!

Enjoy your thrush sandwich Oll :)
[SIZE="1"]:angelface:[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
/Narrows eyes

/grrrs at you

FOD :)

Oh my.

grr to you, too.

I should post more...

Morning all

<sarcasm> Wooo work </sarcasm> :(

FOAD

i thought you'd be desperate for work lately

Anyone seen that new frosties advert. I bet that kid gets beat up daily now, and for good reason.