I got called today for an interview at the mall food court subway.

I reaaaaaaaaaally hope I get it, I need a job badly and I just don't feel like working at McDonalds.

I work at a dry cleaners. It's really depressing.

[QUOTE=wholedzep]I work at a dry cleaners. It's really depressing.[/QUOTE]

What is martinizing?

Y'know, I almost applied at the drycleaning place on Fry.

But it doesn't stay open long enough for me to stuff in a full, 40-hour work week like I can at the mall.

And, the mall is inbetween my house and school, so I don't have to drive out o' the way ever.

AND, all mall employees [stores, kiosks, food court and so on] get a 10% mall discount no matter what store they go to.

Which, for a girl like me, is a good, good thing.

[QUOTE=Mr Pink]What is martinizing?[/QUOTE]
Hmmm...

I guess it's just a faster way of doing dry cleaning, done on site instead of at a central plant store.

I hadn't heard of it before, but I guess that's because the store I work at doesn't do it that way.

I'd like to work at a laundromat.


I like the smell of detergent, they have a Yoohoo machine, and they do absolutely nothing except fold clothing and watch TV.

The shatner roast rocked.

[QUOTE=Pespi]I'd like to work at a laundromat.


I like the smell of detergent, they have a Yoohoo machine, and they do absolutely nothing except fold clothing and watch TV.[/QUOTE]


it would suck to fold clothes all day though. i would lose my ****ing mind.

Pam Anderson's was better.

[QUOTE=_R2D2_]it would suck to fold clothes all day though. i would lose my ****ing mind.[/QUOTE]
I sort, tag, and invoice clothes all day.

It's not too bad, if you don't work with idiots and you bring music along.

Yeah, but it isn't like it's labor intensive folding.

It's folding some towels and underwear for an idiot who will spend $30 a week to have someone else wash their clothes for them. You can sniff panties all day long, too.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Yeah, but it isn't like it's labor intensive folding.

It's folding some towels and underwear for an idiot who will spend $30 a week to have someone else wash their clothes for them. You can sniff panties all day long, too.[/QUOTE]
$30? Pfft.

Some people send in around $100 every week. I hate those people, it takes too long to invoice their clothes.

[QUOTE] You can sniff panties all day long, too.[/QUOTE]

:thumb:

There's a woman who send in clothes every week who asks us to pre-spot (remove stains) from the inside crotch area of all women's pants and shorts.

$100? Wtf?

It's $4 for a bottle of detergent that will last for months.
How the hell can they get $100 out of that?

Well, between laundry, dry cleaning, and all the upcharges (for silk, cashmere, etc.), and if you send in a large bag, it can get pretty expensive. The most I've invoiced for was like $209.

i bet you guys get all kinds of interesting stains.

Perhaps I should ditch funeral service for dry cleaning...




I know I find some interesting underwear stains sometimes. =/
If you let them sit for long periods of time, they get mighty damn stinky. I can't imagine having to hand clean it after it's been sitting in a hamper for days.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Perhaps I should ditch funeral service for dry cleaning...




I know I find some interesting underwear stains sometimes. =/
If you let them sit for long periods of time, they get mighty damn stinky. I can't imagine having to hand clean it after it's been sitting in a hamper for days.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that woman's pants usually have a pretty...strong....smell.

If by some cruel twist of fate I ever end up owning that company, I'm starting a policy of no dry cleaning for people who don't wear underwear.

Unless you show us.

:lol:

That would backfire, because you would get tons of men who would be willing to show you, but no women.

Or you'd get hideous women.

One of life's many cruel twists of fate happened to me yesterday.

But that's boring. If you ever own the company, make it appealing to prostitutes somehow. Because if there's anything in life worse than cleaning underwear, it's that.

[QUOTE=Pespi]That would backfire, because you would get tons of men who would be willing to show you, but no women.

Or you'd get hideous women.[/QUOTE]
Actually, there's some pretty decent looking women who come in to the store.

Oh, and men can send in whatever they want, as long as they don't sh[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]t their pants. A customer came in once with a pair of ****-filled pants. It was eye-watering, to say the least.

Derryk: Hmm.....Ok. All sexually appealing clothing (as deemed be me) may contain a certain amount of bodily fluid. After that, it's free pictures or nothing.

yep, still never working at a laundromat.

Who in the f[B]u[/B]ck keeps poop jeans?

well he said pants, but they might have been jeans.

Oh, what was that I heard?

Did someone just get rep taken away?

If I worked at the drycleaning place, I'd be on the register at all times, getting hit on by the silly privates who are there to drop off their uniforms.

At least at Subway in the mall I won't have to handle the silly privates' clothing when they hit on me.

[QUOTE=Sunshine]If I worked at the drycleaning place, I'd be on the register at all times, getting hit on by the silly privates who are there to drop off their uniforms.

At least at Subway in the mall I won't have to handle the silly privates' clothing when they hit on me.[/QUOTE]

I have that same problem

Subway seems like a sh[B]i[/B]tty job.

Especially in a food court.

I almost worked at Jason's Deli, but the dry cleaners pays more. I'd hate to work at a fast food place.

Eh.

It's waywayway better than A&W.

Can't work at Villa Pizza because they're all Mexican. Can't work at the Mexican place that nobody eats at [or knows the name of] 'cause they're all Mexican. Can't work at worlds worst imitation Asian food, Panda Express, because they're all Asian. Or something.

Small mall, small food court.

And I can't work at more than 1/2 the places here 'cause my damned hair =/

[QUOTE=Sunshine]And I can't work at more than 1/2 the places here 'cause my damned hair =/[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I was told by several places I'd have to cut my hair. That's a definite no-no. Jason's Deli just told me to shove it under a hat, which doesn't work; there's way too much of it.

I worked at a chick fillet. Not to bad as far as fast food goes. They only hire cool people.

I didn't think your hair was weird. Just leave it with out any gel or whatever in it.














I want to f[B]u[/B]ck the sh[B]i[/B]t out of Condoleeza Rice, because she looks like B'Elanna Torres, and that's the closest I'll ever get to Klingon tail.

[QUOTE=wholedzep]Yeah, I was told by several places I'd have to cut my hair. That's a definite no-no. Jason's Deli just told me to shove it under a hat, which doesn't work; there's way too much of it.[/QUOTE]

I just don't feel like dying it back to brown, it looks funny if it's all one color [with the cut that I have, anyway].

Freaking old people and their dislike of all things remotely interesting or cool.

My dad said that, if nothing else, he could hook me up at his friend's bike shop and I can learn to wrench. Which, apparently, will win me all the friends I'll ever need in college..a girl who can fix bikes, who woulda thunk it.

Its not the fact that you know how to wrench, its the fact that youve got that motion down to a science

[QUOTE=Sunshine]I just don't feel like dying it back to brown, it looks funny if it's all one color [with the cut that I have, anyway].
[/QUOTE]

Get a better haircut then.

I got in trouble for walking on tables at the food court in West Ed..

I hate how many foreign people shop at superstore. The parking lot is a place to get killed, because no one can drive in there. Also, today, some lady that couldn't speak english kept yelling at me, and I had NO IDEA for what. I think she payed for groceries, left them in the store somewhere (in front of the tills, where all the displays are), and I picked them up- which is what my job is. She kept telling me "awful!" and "i pay!" and i thought she meant she WAS going to pay for them.. that stupid bitch though.

Edit: sweet zombie jesus, while i was typing that, 6, count em, 6 posts went up..

[QUOTE=Cocaberry]Get a better haircut then.[/QUOTE]

...no =/

Even though I'm changing my haircut a little.

It's hard to "get a better haircut" when you don't have very much hair to cut in the first place.

...Lepre...what in hell?