[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Wiping your arse with his toothbrush, pissing on his clothes, wanking in his toothpaste, painting the word "wanker" on his forehead in something difficult to remove, anally raping him, farting on his breakfast toast, killing his pets and eating them for tea in front of him, giving him a labotomy, shagging his sister and mother at the same time, shagging his girlfriend, putting arsenic in his pies, putting pubes in his food, putting his hand in cold water whilst asleep so he pisses himself, locking him in the toilet, replacing all of his good music with Incubus(not the great thrash band) albums, and pooing on his head.[/QUOTE]

i dont think any of those are possible

Yeah, same here.

[QUOTE] dont think any of those are possible[/QUOTE]
Have you no bodily fluids at all?!

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]'cause I quite fancy being modd'd[/QUOTE]so does everybody but they dont ask.

That's why everyone's not mods

man, ive just had to try and explain pure pwnage to my granddad,and about the humour of it all, not an easy task


/hopes people have seen pure pwnage

lol ur grandad pwnd ur pwn-xplaining skillz

Hello everyone.

/just got up.

lol hey

Hey Jevi you lazy bugger.

I don't feel so good and I don't know why.

I'm gonna take it out on everyone around me :mad:

*hangs around*

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Yeah, same here.


Have you no bodily fluids at all?![/QUOTE]

we dont share rooms so things like rubbing my *** on his toothbrush isnt possible


screw sharing rooms with people thats for god damn retards and losers

Wow playing slap is rewarding but it fu'cks my thumb up really bad.

I can't play any slap apart from the Fight like a Brave intro.

I got my legs waxed today :-/

heheh It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be but it took ages - almost a whole hour...
Then I hung about town, I bumped into loads of people I knew and treated myself to new pants! :D

[QUOTE=Flower Dance]I can't play any slap apart from the Fight like a Brave intro.[/QUOTE]

I've been playing charlie (rhcp new song) and it really did fu'ck my thumb up.

I've never tried it.

Zowë, by pants you mean trousers :mad: ?

mwhahhaha
no :o

I'm sure someone is going to utilise the brows...but we're all a little bit too mature for that, right?

I refuse to.

Good man.

That was a good Doctor Who. :D

NP-Iron Maiden-Murders in the Rue Morgue(Live Beast over Hammersmith version)

Awfully quiet tonight.

It is that old chap

/eats my custard and bananas

Yeah, MX has been dead all day.

I guess people have lives now.

Yup :upset:

I have a bit of a life - I went out this afternoon!

FOD? :)

I could've had that :(

'sup thread

Zowë: :naughty:

yee horny bugger yee
stay away from my pants! >: (

How are you this fine morning?

I'm downloading Ace Ventura [COLOR="Magenta"][I]pet detective :cool:[/I][/COLOR]

*just can't stay away!*

I'm really pissed off.

We closed the restaurant about 12, and settled down in't bar for a drink and a sit down before we headed home, and after a couple of minutes the front door opens and some woman shouts "SCUSE ME, CAN YOU SWAP A TWENTY?" We said no, we'd already cashed up. Then she shouts "OK, CAN I BORROW YOUR PHONE FOR A SEC?" Sure.

[I]An hour later[/I] and she's pissed off pretty much every taxi firm in huddersfield (she been [I]in[/I] two, but got out again and came back in saying "EIGHT FU[size=2]CKING[/size] POUND TO GET TO LOCKWOOD!?"), the staff, her mum, and just about every drug dealer in huddersfield.

Most of the conversations were "HELLO!? IT'S MES. IT'S MES. IT'S MES. IT'S MES. IT'S MES. IT'S MES. IT'S MES. IT'S MES. IT'S MES. IT'S MES. IT'S MES. IT'S ME - HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? HEE - fuc[size=2]king[/size] hell"

I wanted to be in bed for half twelve :(

lol, Ace Ventura's amazing. What keeps you up?