[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16058796]No, it's when you are getting a blowjob, and right before you cum you pull out of her mouth and shoot in her face and then say "you can't see me" while waving your hand in front of your face. But you we're onto it.[/QUOTE]

I personally like the Houdini and The Angry Dragon.
The Gorilla Mask is a close third.

I don't think anyone realistically does facials. I mean, I can only see that happening in pron.
[QUOTE]
The Angry Dragon.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16058796]No, it's when you are getting a blowjob, and right before you cum you pull out of her mouth and shoot in her face and then say "you can't see me" while waving your hand in front of your face. But you we're onto it.[/QUOTE]

I'll have to remember that one, for drunken good times on tour >_>

My fiancee watches pr0n with me. She likes that ****.

Gosh, I'm gonna have to check IDs if you plan on keeping this sex talk going.

Austin: Check your rep :p

I don't have the balls to do a facial tbh

Yeah you [I]would[/I] do that. :lol:

Facials are funny.
My girl just tells me not to get it in her eyes.
I got kicked in the nuts the one time that happened.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16058767]I go to Penis State University.[/QUOTE]

Mississippi doesn't resemble a penis

The state that most closely resembles an erect penis is, IMO, California

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16058858]Yeah you [I]would[/I] do that. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol:

What's that supposed to mean, you cheeky son of a bitch? :p

[QUOTE]The state that most closely resembles an erect penis is, IMO, California[/QUOTE]

More like a crooked, flacid penis.

I mean, really. Look at it.

Florida

Hawaii. Think about it.

[QUOTE=ICB;16058889]
More like a crooked, flacid penis.

I mean, really. Look at it.[/QUOTE]

It's crooked because it's [b]erect[/b]

If that's what your dick looks like when it's hard, I feel sorry for you bro.

770 miles long?

Yes

You would DESTROY a vagina.

I have to keep my penis in a baldric when not in use, because it would drag on the ground otherwise

I call it the Twatsplitter

crooked.

dipset

bree bree

I'm going to Dong State University next semester. I'm only at the University of Central Wang right now.

[QUOTE=Deth;16058987]I'm going to Dong State University next semester. I'm only at the University of Central Wang right now.[/QUOTE]

I'm at Vagoo Valley University

faaaaaaaaaaaaag

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16058702]I had to drive to 711 at like 1:30 to get condoms.[/QUOTE]

That sucks, dude.

Holy ****, Brian has the most posts in this thread by over 1000.

I get bored at work. :(

Sup with your avatar?

Getting homework done at like 2:30 is so much better than doing it at like 10.

its awesome!

[I]bleak[/I]

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;16059115]Holy ****, Brian has the most posts in this thread by over 1000.[/QUOTE]

His postcount is going to get raped when this thread is deleted.

Actually all of ours will :(

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16059130]Getting homework done at like 2:30 is so much better than doing it at like 10.[/QUOTE]

Way to go mr obvious.

I'd still get it done at 10 most of the time anyway, haha.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16059131]its awesome![/QUOTE]

yeah it looks pretty cool

is it from anything specific?

[I]satanrider[/I]

What happened to Bertrand Russell avi?

Stop being a poor man's Eliminator, Orlando.

This thread isn't going to get deleted.

Lando Jesto

Eliminator.

We could close it!