[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16058528]Yeah my name is Nick. I wasn't originally in that band. A guy named Mike was. I just got into that band. So none of those recordings are actually me. It's Mike Long.[/QUOTE]

Aren't you allowed to be listed on the myspace?

Sorry, but that sucked.

Yeah, well it's not exactly official yet. I mean, we've written together and stuff. But they are like, "we don't wanna say you're in the band yet, but we're pretty sure you are what we are looking for." That's just how they are. Cause Mike just up and quit and got married to some girl he knocked up in the middle of recording. Luckily he had gotten all the guitar tracks done.

Yeah, it did suck.

I got so ****ing drunk last night. And this [I]really[/I] tall chick was hitting on me all night and wouldn't leave me alone. It was freaking me out tbh. Saw a pretty sweet fight, too.

Last night was pretty crazy for me too. Smoked a little too much meth, no what im sayin'.

Whoa, I've never done meth.

xMethx

meth = penis right?

Retiredat21 was xhookingXupx

tojesxcoredolan

the x implies core

Nuh uh yo

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16058546]I got so ****ing drunk last night. And this [I]really[/I] tall chick was hitting on me all night and wouldn't leave me alone. It was freaking me out tbh. Saw a pretty sweet fight, too.[/QUOTE]

yeah I saw this awesome fight at the bar.
Some guys got in a group of girls faces, and one of their boyfriends chased them away with a baseball bat.
I was chuckling.

Methcore.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;16058590]Retiredat21 was xhookingXupx[/QUOTE]

I didn't do anything with that bitch!

You should have cut her down with an ax.

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16058606]Nuh uh yo[/QUOTE]
lol

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16058620]I didn't do anything with that bitch![/QUOTE]

She S'd your D.
Don't lie.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16058640]She S'd your D.
Don't lie.[/QUOTE]

I ain't lying. NOTHING happened.

I got my knob slobbed last night...it was nice. haha

:lol:

I got nothing but false hope last night. Kinda sucked tbh

I gotta swat the bitches off me. THEY CRAZY.

Yo, what kinda **** you do to get dem biznatches

I had to drive to 711 at like 1:30 to get condoms.

Must have some good roofies lyin' around.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16058702]I had to drive to 711 at like 1:30 to get condoms.[/QUOTE]
thats so harsh.

Pssht, who wears condoms? Your girl needs to BC it up.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16058720]Pssht, who wears condoms? Your girl needs to BC it up.[/QUOTE]

Hell yeah dude, best invention ever.

I hate having to give my friends money for condoms. I feel as if I should get sloppy seconds in return.

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16058730]I hate having to give my friends money for condoms. I feel as if I should get sloppy seconds in return.[/QUOTE]

Just don't use the same rubber haha

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16058400]Anyone here go to Penn State?[/QUOTE]

I might, after one or two more semesters here

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16058746]I might, after one or two more semesters here[/QUOTE]

PSU rocks, it's a great school.

I won't I'd be like, "bitch, time for a John Cena"

if you don't know what a John Cena is i'll let you in.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16058704]That sucks.
Just bareback that **** dude.[/QUOTE]

lol I would love to, but that is too risky.

I go to Penis State University.

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16058753]I won't I'd be like, "bitch, time for a John Cena"

if you don't know what a John Cena is i'll let you in.[/QUOTE]

She can't see you?

No, it's when you are getting a blowjob, and right before you cum you pull out of her mouth and shoot in her face and then say "you can't see me" while waving your hand in front of your face. But you we're onto it.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16058767]I go to Penis State University.[/QUOTE]

The courses there must be rough.

Knob Slobbin' 101
All that sperm 200
How to shave your balls 404