less than jake - the science of selling yourself short

If your name isn't Jaime you are a poser

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]If your name isn't Jaime you are a poser[/QUOTE]


This is a picture of JmE as a kid.

What? That isn't JmE, that's that one tire ghost marshmellow thing as a kid. And a lottle more tan.

wow, JmE, that is pathetic. you were a fat son of a gun. what happened, you stopped eating for 10 years?

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]I read somewhere a guy wanted to name his son after himself but instead of using Jr. he used 2.0

So for an example the kids name would have been, Mike J. Johnson 2.0[/QUOTE]
thats awesome, 1 kid will be version 2.0, then the next will be 2.1, until that generation is done. Then 3.0, 3.1 etc. Its like a filing cabinet, except kids, instead of files.

[QUOTE=lynch_me]This is a picture of JmE as a kid.[/QUOTE]
LOL.
I tried to sue McDonald's for making me fat!

And no, I didn't stop eating for 10 years. I went on the Subway diet.

^ahh, by any chance is your first name Jared, and JmE is just your e-name?

[QUOTE=lynch_me]This is a picture of JmE as a kid.[/QUOTE]

Hey! Look! It's another kid Maury exploited for ratings! .......:naughty:

^Naw, maury exploited him on a sexual whim, not for ratings.

oi polloi-dont burn THE witch

Moneen - The Last Song I Will Ever Want to Sing

I am tired. Someone just knocked over a port-a-potty in my neighborhood and drove off. Some undistinguishable liquid seeped out of it, and now I smell **** coming through my window. Oh God I need a gas mask.

Propagandhi - I Want You To Want Me

hahaha unlucky

Screeching Weasel - I Wanna Be Naked

Anti Nowhere League - I hate people

whys there a porta poddy near your house


i only see them at construction sites, enless someone near you was having construction, or on a hiking trail

Toxic Narcotic - People Suck

Propagandhi - Ska Sucks

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]I am tired. Someone just knocked over a port-a-potty in my neighborhood and drove off. Some undistinguishable liquid seeped out of it, and now I smell **** coming through my window. Oh God I need a gas mask.[/QUOTE]


I bought you a cake.

Reel Big Fish - Skatanic

The Skatalites - Latin Goes Ska

dkm- time to [B]go[/B]

Anthrax - Got The Time

rancid-TIME bomb

neil young - comes a [B]time[/B]

Korn-"Did My Time"

[QUOTE=lynch_me]This is a picture of JmE as a kid.[/QUOTE]

I think that's his first girlfriend in my avatar.

Antidote - Timewaster