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:amaze: 11-28-2004 11:46 PM

Ehhh ... I'm not liking her looks as much for some reason. Ilike the chick you've 'been with' a bit more...




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Omega Red 11-28-2004 11:47 PM

could she do me a favor and take off the clothes and take 2 more pics

Spaceman Spiff 11-28-2004 11:47 PM

is she someone you're going out with or just someone who wants your dong?

Omega Red 11-28-2004 11:47 PM

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Ehhh ... I'm not liking her looks as much for some reason. Ilike the chick you've 'been with' a bit more...




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i'll take what i can get

Omega Red 11-28-2004 11:48 PM

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]is she someone you're going out with or just someone who wants your dong?[/QUOTE]
is there a diffrence?

bottlerocket 11-28-2004 11:48 PM

^ Nah, she doesn't do that. To quote the IM:

GavsTemporarySN: make 'em more interesting
[Kristina's SN]: lolz nah i dun wanna do that thats just gross
[Kristina's SN]: wen we hang out ull see it lol ;-)

:cool:

:thumb:

-Gav

bottlerocket 11-28-2004 11:49 PM

[QUOTE=quatre07]is there a diffrence?[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha!

Nah, just some chick who wants my dong. :cool:

:thumb:

-Gav

:amaze: 11-28-2004 11:49 PM

[QUOTE=quatre07]i'll take what i can get[/QUOTE]


Haha, good point. I need to stop being so picky.




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bottlerocket 11-28-2004 11:51 PM

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Ehhh ... I'm not liking her looks as much for some reason. Ilike the chick you've 'been with' a bit more...




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

Yeah...me too.

I really gotta stop this promiscuity...Luke knows why, but I don't feel like talking about why with anyone else (no, I don't have any STDs, it's just personal stuff).

But I have this gift to know exactly what to say at every point in time when there's high pressure. For girls, I can sweet talk them like nothing. I can talk my way out of anything if I want to, not to brag, but it's true. It comes in handy. I've only done it to get out of punishment once. I believe in getting what you earn.

Moving on...


:thumb:

-Gav

Omega Red 11-28-2004 11:51 PM

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Hahahaha!

Nah, just some chick who wants my dong. :cool:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
so why havent you given her what she wants

Omega Red 11-28-2004 11:53 PM

If i werent a dedicated virgin id ****er her with a paper bag over her head if she got a boob job

Spaceman Spiff 11-28-2004 11:53 PM

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Ehhh ... I'm not liking her looks as much for some reason. Ilike the chick you've 'been with' a bit more...




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
i agree, she doesn't have the best face.

and to quote Andrew 'Dice' Clay...
"So I was [COLOR=White]f[/COLOR]uckin' this chick from behind, and she says,
'Why do you always have to [COLOR=White]f[/COLOR]uck me from behind?'
So I says,
''Cause your face don't appeal to me!'"
:lol:

bottlerocket 11-28-2004 11:56 PM

^ The Dice Man...wow...haven't heard him in like, ages.

Quatre: I was "busy" tonight. Next weekend, I guess.

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-Gav

reidster90 11-28-2004 11:57 PM

Hickory Dickory Dock
this chick was sucking my ****
the clock struck 2
I dropped my goo
and dropped her off at the next block

Andrew Dice Clay was a sick man

Omega Red 11-28-2004 11:59 PM

[QUOTE=reidster90]Hickory Dickory Dock
this chick was sucking my ****
the clock struck 2
I dropped my goo
and dropped her off at the next block

Andrew Dice Clay was a sick man[/QUOTE]
that poem brings a tear to my eye ;)

bottlerocket 11-29-2004 12:00 AM

Yeah, Dice man is gross...not a big fan.

:thumb:

-Gav

Spaceman Spiff 11-29-2004 12:00 AM

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]^ The Dice Man...wow...haven't heard him in like, ages.

Quatre: I was "busy" tonight. Next weekend, I guess.

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-Gav[/QUOTE]
haha, i love Dice.
another line:

"So I was [COLOR=White]f[/COLOR]uckin' this chick in the [COLOR=White]a[/COLOR]ss, and she says to me,
'Why do you always [COLOR=White]f[/COLOR]uck me in the [COLOR=White]a[/COLOR]ss? Don't you like looking at my face?'
So I says,
'Your face, your [COLOR=White]a[/COLOR]ss, what's the difference?!'"

:amaze: 11-29-2004 12:01 AM

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]
But I have this gift to know exactly what to say at every point in time when there's high pressure. For girls, I can sweet talk them like nothing. I can talk my way out of anything if I want to, not to brag, but it's true. It comes in handy. I've only done it to get out of punishment once. I believe in getting what you earn.

Moving on...


:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

You are just like the lead singer in one of my bands. He got pulled over going 15 over, had weed out in the open, along with an illegal radar detector, and he didn't get a single ticket.




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bottlerocket 11-29-2004 12:02 AM

Hahaha, how'd he talk his way out?

:thumb:

-Gav

reidster90 11-29-2004 12:02 AM

I just saw something on TV about that Kinison guy
That guy has the coolest scream ever!!!!
plus hes **** funny

:amaze: 11-29-2004 12:03 AM

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Hahaha, how'd he talk his way out?

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]


I dunno ... I wasn't there, but it really pisses me off that he can do stuff like that. Honestly, he can talk his way out of any sticky situation.




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Spaceman Spiff 11-29-2004 12:03 AM

i love stand-up comedy, too bad most comedians suck.

Omega Red 11-29-2004 12:04 AM

[img]http://www.badgirlsblog.com/galleries/celebs/leanntweeden/01/leeanntweedenfhmpc1.jpg[/img]

bottlerocket 11-29-2004 12:04 AM

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]I dunno ... I wasn't there, but it really pisses me off that he can do stuff like that. Honestly, he can talk his way out of any sticky situation.




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'm a fast talker. I rarely use it, though. I feel really dirty and cheap when I do it.

:thumb:

-Gav

bottlerocket 11-29-2004 12:06 AM

[QUOTE=quatre07][img]http://www.badgirlsblog.com/galleries/celebs/leanntweeden/01/leeanntweedenfhmpc1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Someone has to ask this:

...Why are you at that site? o_O.

:thumb:

-Gav

Omega Red 11-29-2004 12:08 AM

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Someone has to ask this:

...Why are you at that site? o_O.

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
i'm here to bring you pictures like these

bottlerocket 11-29-2004 12:09 AM

^ Hahaha, OK man.

I'm off for good now...tired. Night MX.

:wave:

:thumb:

-Gav

Omega Red 11-29-2004 12:10 AM

night

:amaze: 11-29-2004 12:10 AM

Night Gav. Have a good one.




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bottlerocket 11-29-2004 12:11 AM

:wave:

...just to beat FUNKN by one post in this thread :p.

Night.

:thumb:

-Gav


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