i would get a sex change if i wasnt so addicted to pissing standing up

get a sex change, keep the dick, date elim

hueg feet

id give anything for a girl with elims personality

id give anything for a girl with personality

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18848655]id give anything for a girl with elims personality[/QUOTE]

i know a girl elim dude

shes the last girl I've kissed, she's cute as fuck tbh

i would post pix but nah she's too cute and I still talk to her

p sure she's in love w/ another guy though..

did u ever tell her

"u remind me of this guy on this forum he's so funny omg"

i actually have, i showed her elim pics he's drawn of me and she lol'ed

ladies man

[QUOTE=adbforever;18848659]i know a girl elim dude

shes the last girl I've kissed, she's cute as fuck tbh[/QUOTE]

what are you talking about

i mean a shut-in who plays the synthesizer and hates her life not a typical dumb bitch who happens to be in to anime and weird internet stuff

posterity

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18848672]what are you talking about

i mean a shut-in who plays the synthesizer and hates her life not a typical dumb bitch who happens to be in to anime and weird internet stuff[/QUOTE]

shes a shut in who's on the internet all day and night

she's clinically depressed and has social anxiety

w/e close enough

same

when the school semester's over i might try and go back to the mental ward

i want to hear somebody say "what in the actual fuck" before i die

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i dont get it

it looks like she's sucking a big orange DICK

sup guys

tired

my room was ungodly hot last night

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18848706]i want to hear somebody say "what in the actual fuck" before i die[/QUOTE]

hang out with me bro

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18848759]tired

my room was ungodly hot last night[/QUOTE]

i'm sure it always is with you in it wink wink

ohmy

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18848648]does not look tarp

but then adams apple[/QUOTE]

loool

[I]Bastion[/I] owns

[QUOTE=illmitch;18848637]A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian".

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity
.
Semper Fi.[/QUOTE]

hahahahahaha

smirked, QUITE JEWISHLY

lol

class argument right there

sup goran

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ouch

only acceptable way to emulate gameboy is sitting far away from it or in a tiny box on the screen