[QUOTE=jcs497;16054912]I don't even know what to say to that[/QUOTE]

Yeah, when I read that it like...killed my high. lol

:lol: LostChild is still creepy as hell.

*takes a bow*

I like pee

I used to play this game "Show" with my girl-neighbor.
Before we both turned 6 we knew what each other looked like completely NAKEY.

:lol:

lol

'nakey'

when was the last time I said it like that?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054916]Yeah, when I read that it like...killed my high. lol[/QUOTE]Parents and The Suite Life Of Zach and Cody are the only things that kill my high.

I've been told a gunshot in the same room as you while watching porn can literally [I]kill[/I] an intense high. Like, from zooming to completely sober.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054934]Parents and The Suite Life Of Zach and Cody are the only things that kill my high.

I've been told a gunshot in the same room as you while watching animal photographs can literally [I]kill[/I] an intense high. Like, from zooming to completely sober.[/QUOTE]

I don't doubt it. I can think of lots of things that would kill an intense high.

My parents never cared.

I got grounded in 2nd grade for getting naked with my neighbor. She was hot as hell.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16054944]My parents never cared.[/QUOTE]

lol

You know what I hate? Condoms. Why do they have to hurt your dick so bad?

Yeah mine turned out to be a foxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy lady. Too bad we live in different states now.

My parents cared a lot at first, then laxed a bit, now they won't let me drive until I pass extensive drug testing. And I'm seeing a psychiatrist. His exact words "I'm going to put you on an antidepressant, a mood stabilizer and an attention stimulant to make you happy so you stop using drugs." Word to whatever scientologist started the theory that healthcare establishments are like concentration camps. All I wanted was an anti-anxiety pill to stop some panic attacks I was having.

EDIT: I thought you were talking about smoking weed.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054941]I don't doubt it. I can think of lots of things that would kill an intense high.[/QUOTE]

me, talking

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054957]You know what I hate? Condoms. Why do they have to hurt your dick so bad?[/QUOTE]

Use the pull-out method dude.
Just cum on her face lol

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16054960]me, talking[/QUOTE]

LOL. Why?

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054959]My parents cared a lot at first, then laxed a bit, now they won't let me drive until I pass extensive drug testing. And I'm seeing a psychiatrist. His exact words "I'm going to put you on an antidepressant, a mood stabilizer and an attention stimulant to make you happy so you stop using drugs." Word to whatever scientologist started the theory that healthcare establishments are like concentration camps. All I wanted was an anti-anxiety pill to stop some panic attacks I was having.

EDIT: I thought you were talking about smoking weed.[/QUOTE]

I convinced my parents that the best place to smoke in my town was in the car while driving.
Hahahaha...my friends were like, how the **** did you pull that off?

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16054963]Use the pull-out method dude.
Just cum on her face lol[/QUOTE]

That's a little too risky for me, bro. I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054965]LOL. Why?[/QUOTE]

All compassion fails
My heart is just as stale
Everything I touch
Turns to rust

Fly buzzing around your head will kill your high. Feels like being dead. In a garbage can like a baby. Or dead prostitute on TV.

Vultures circling the dead, picking up every last crumb.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054971]Fly buzzing around your head will kill your high. Feels like being dead. In a garbage can like a baby. Or dead prostitute on TV.

Vultures circling the dead, picking up every last crumb.[/QUOTE]

Can't say I've ever felt like that.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054968]That's a little too risky for me, bro. I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama.[/QUOTE]

I'm so glad my fiancee takes birth control...no more Condoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaa

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054974]Can't say I've ever felt like that.[/QUOTE]Not to that extent. I just put the basic thought it brings to mind and elaborated.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16054976]I'm so glad my fiancee takes birth control...no more Condoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaa[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that sh[I]i[/I]t was tight when my ex got on birth control.

My ex wanted to get on birth control. And told me. I was just thinking "God, these creepy insinuations are killing me."

Same one that fell asleep on me.

" So my friend was with his girlfriend the other day, and she tried to go down on him. And he freaked out. Have you ever even heard of a guy doing that? You don't freak out about it do you?"

"No."

"Mmm. Good."

God, just be straight forward about it.

Nice! My show made it to the Top 10 of 9514 web streams for my school.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054980]My ex wanted to get on birth control. And told me. I was just thinking "God, these creepy insinuations are killing me."

[B]Same one that fell asleep on me[/B].[/QUOTE]

Sucks when that happens.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16054984]Nice! My show made it to the Top 10 of 9514 web streams for my school.[/QUOTE]

9,514?!?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16054984]Nice! My show made it to the Top 10 of 9514 web streams for my school.[/QUOTE]

Where do you go to school?
UMass?

Probably old *** archived shows.

edit: University of Maryland

Congratulations! :p

Haha wow I'm a dumbass.
I saw Maryland Metal...and I thought of UMass???

God I'm not even drunk yet.

I'm about to get drunk.

is that all you ever do?

I wanna say no, but then I'd be lying.

Yea I'm headin out to the bar now actually, peace nigz.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16055025]Yea I'm headin out to the bar now actually, peace nigz.[/QUOTE]

Later, man.

makin some french fries listening to saint vitus