what aband is playing in the where house?

dude dont ask me shit that i cant tell you you know this

let me give you a poster

i hope its a [i]drive[/i] poster

who is the secret postess

can you give me a hint

why the fuck is a postess i need to know this are you a sorcerer can you deech me how to doughie?

just let me download your ringtone on to my car because this car is fit

i work out

i work it

hear is wear u can upload my song

http://www.nfl.com

if i listen to your ringtone 10 times can we have a lunch date

will i get the royalty form listens?

if i call you majesty can you be fat

i already am fat :(

wait.

are you serious

i cant hide it behind loose t-shirts anymore

www.nfl.com

football? did you say football?

loose t shirts where

http://www.kohls.com

check it out

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian".

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity
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Semper Fi.

totally reading that

adb

you are more easily amused and complacent than the people you hate on

[QUOTE=adbforever;18848638]totally reading that[/QUOTE]

your loss

lmao mitch

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[QUOTE=illmitch;18848637]An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.[/QUOTE]

best part

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gross

[QUOTE=illmitch;18848644]best part[/QUOTE]

the very last line is god tier

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does not look tarp

but then adams apple

same girl...er guy?

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