I beg to differ in favor of Ready to Die!

WHen I'm ****ing those jen I'm invincible
Don't love no hoe, thats my principle
Cause bitches come, uhh bitches go
That's why I get my nut and I be out the ****ing door
You know they could be the one to set me up
Get a little brother to come and wet me up
Thats why I tote tecks and stuff
Just incase a mother****er ends up misplaced
I dont give a bitch enough to catch the bus
ANd when I see the semen Im leavin
Bitches be schemin, I kid you not
THats why I keep my windows locked and my glock cocked
One ho said Big Why You So Hard on Us?
Why you swear all bitches are so scandalous.
Thug nigga till the end tell a friend bitch
Cause when I like you then you go and **** my friend bitch.

nah dude deltron 3030 > all other rap

everything about it is perfect
del's flow is like no other
his rhymes are intelligient and fit together perfectly
its a concept album
dan the automators beats are off the hook
kid koala is just a really good dj

yeah it rules to the max

[b]Trash Talk[/b]
Oh, yeah!
Damn, this is smooth.
Yo, a lot of people been askin' what the Hawkman's all about, this one's for you.

[b]Verse 1[/b]
"E" stands for energy, yo that's me,
I'm a brilliant scientist and a dope MC.
Before you step to me I'd think twice G,
I'm the Lord of Chaos, King of Entropy.
You down with it? I mother****in' hope so,
'cause if you're not, I got a mother****in' rope yo!
I'll string you up, from a big-*** tree,
with a sign round your neck that says, "Wack MC".
There ain't another mother****er hard like me,
I'm a universal constant, I'm a singularity.
Got Doomsday at my back with fat-*** tracks,
he pumps funk in the cracks and cuts wax with an axe.
So listen up bitch, 'cause there may be a test,
my style is smooth, but it's hard to digest.
My science is tight, rhymes faster than light,
like a ton of TNT I'm about to ignite.

[b]Chorus[/b]
E=mc,
E=mc Hawking!

[b]Verse 2[/b]
I explode like a bomb, no one is spared,
my power is my mass times the speed of light squared.
Hoes on my tip, 15 bullets in my clip,
my hand rests heavy on my pistol grip.
Doomsday cuts it up like a Shaolin monk,
pumping the funk in your junk-trunk punk.
There's no escaping here, I'm gonna beat you out of shape,
like a ****ing black hole even light can't escape.
Got the mind to bust a rhyme to make your brain bleed,
other rappers talk ****, but they gotta concede,
that I'm a 3 sandwich eatin', super-model meetin',
step to me punk and you're gonna get a beatin'.
So listen up bitch, 'cause there may be a test,
my style is smooth, but it's hard to digest.
My science is tight, rhymes faster than light,
like a ton of TNT I'm about to ignite.

[b]Chorus[/b]

[b]Trash Talk[/b]
Break down!
Ah yeah, that's right, E=mc Hawking mother****ers!
God damn, that was some stanky-*** funk.
Somebody open a mother****in' window.
Yo Doomsday, take us out.

Holy ****, I just found my bedroom window wide open. I now know the depths of what I can do while drunk and sleepwalking are limitless. Live in fear.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054675]Holy ****, I just found my bedroom window wide open. I now know the depths of what I can do while drunk and sleepwalking are limitless. Live in fear.[/QUOTE]

Lol like open a window? That must take superhuman drunk/sleepwalk strength.

my window is on the second story

/fail

My windows have gates on them.

My windows have Firefox on them

My friend is coming over and we're gonna smoke weed and drink. We're gonna bro. Deep talks about life and whatnot...so fun.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16054701]Lol like open a window? That must take superhuman drunk/sleepwalk strength.[/QUOTE]
That baffles me the least out of everything, after finding cheese and mustard thoughout my house.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054773]That baffles me the least out of everything, after finding cheese and mustard thoughout my house.[/QUOTE]

Yeah that's pretty weird. What the **** were you doing, man? I've been drunk as **** before and I've never done anything [I]that[/I] weird...I don't think.

I don't know, I've been drunk and/or on robitussin and antidepressants this week. I think I just got too heavy with it. I left salad dressing outside and out a cigar in the freezer. And sandwich toppings everywhere.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054791]I don't know, I've been drunk and/or on robitussin and antidepressants this week. I think I just got too heavy with it. I left salad dressing outside and out a cigar in the freezer. And sandwich toppings everywhere.[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha, that's not a good mixture. I guess now I can see why you'd be doing the weird sh[I]i[/I]t you're doing. I've done some pretty dumb sh[I]i[/I]t while on robitussin.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054767]My friend is coming over and we're gonna smoke weed and drink. We're gonna bro. Deep talks about life and whatnot...so fun.[/QUOTE]

"I love you man."
"I love YOU man!!"
"Aww mannnnnnn"

I'm actually pretty calm on Robo these days. But I've been bored and being an *** all week, I walking into school chugging vodka the other day, remember sitting down and talking to the girl next to me in first period and then next thing I recall a cop came in the class with a wheel chair and took me out. It must have looked stupid as hell. Maybe they knew because I was actually being social to a girl.

[QUOTE]"I love you man."
"I love YOU man!!"
"Aww mannnnnnn"[/QUOTE]Me and my bro dosed on 11 adderalls once and were like that to a magnificent degree. We were like "I LOVE YOU SO ****ING MUCH MAN I RESPECT YOU SO MUCH AS A PERSON, EVERY TIME I TALK TO YOU I'LL TELL YOU I LOVE YOU! I RESPECT THE POPE SO MUCH! AND STEPHEN KING! AND METALLICA FOR SELLING OUT!" Weird night.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054807]I'm actually pretty calm on Robo these days. But I've been bored and being an *** all week, I walking into school chugging vodka the other day, remember sitting down and talking to the girl next to me in first period and then next thing I recall a cop came in the class with a wheel chair and took me out. It must have looked stupid as hell. Maybe they knew because I was actually being social to a girl.[/QUOTE]

Man, when I was drunk/high last night I made out with some bitch with a fake *** tan. It was weird. She had a nice ***, though.

EDIT: I love to bro. Getting drunk and high with a best friend is mad fun.

Fake tan's accentuate the *** though.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16054826]Fake tan's accentuate the *** though.[/QUOTE]

How? I know what I saw...it was her ***. I touched it and slapped it. It was real!

Last time I got drunk and made out with a chick, she told me she was religious just as things were getting good. ****ing bullshit man. Thank god it was still a one night stand though.

That would turn me on immensely.

*has deeply rooted obsession with religious girls*

What's up guys?

I went to go watch Big Lebowski at a theater last night \m/

Chillin, upset that I'm here on a Saturday night while all my friends are asleep or in other cities.

CemetaryGates is back.

THe drug use thread is getting wild. Etcetera.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054851]How? I know what I saw...it was her ***. I touched it and slapped it. It was real![/QUOTE]

The tanning process leatherizes and unstretches the *** to make it nice and round...truly one of the few redeeming factors to make up for that ugly orangeness.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054851]How? I know what I saw...it was her ***. I touched it and slapped it. It was real![/QUOTE]

Well it is much better when everything is tan and not just their pussy and *** are pale as hell.

Again, paleness is another thing that turns me on immenselyt

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16054863]Well it is much better when everything is tan and not just their slightly confuzzled sea lion and *** are pale as hell.[/QUOTE]

Hahahahaha, true.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054871]Again, paleness is another thing that turns me on immenselyt[/QUOTE]

Ew, why? That's why I like ethnic bitches, they got color. My ex is Asian. I got the yellow fever, for real.

Yeah paleness is weird...i actually went through that phase though when I was young.

Paleness, scrawniness, messiness, nervousness, overly religious...ness. All work for me. Don't have many reasons as to why. To each his own?

I'm about to go to my girlfriend's house, make stuffed shells and drink tequilla.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054880]Paleness, scrawniness, messiness, nervousness, overly religious...ness. All work for me. Don't have many reasons as to why. To each his own?[/QUOTE]

Sounds like you like yourself a good old-fashioned low self-esteem:thumb:

Couldn't word it much better.

np: Burzum - [i]Der Tod Wuotans[/i]

I <3 Hliðskjálf

I always end up with the violently awkward, sexually abused, from broken homes ones rather than the quiet bookworm types I look for.

I used to just look for tit-size lol

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054880]Paleness, scrawniness, messiness, nervousness, overly religious...ness. All work for me. Don't have many reasons as to why. [B]To each his own?[/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah, I know.

How is religiousness a turn on? That's a MAJOR turn off for me...some bitch yammering on about God and all that...SHUT UP AND SUCK IT PLEASE, THANKS.

My first sexual experience was with a four year old Christian girl. I was four too. The rest is history.

Did she touch your pee-pee?

I don't even know what to say to that

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16054910]Did she touch your pee-pee?[/QUOTE]She told me to suck it, I said I couldn't reach.

As to the last two questions I answered, YOU asked, not me.