Sure, one woman was good enough for your grandfather, but who wants to marry your grandfather? Nobody. Not even your grandmother.

I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove.

went to taco bell w/ gf lol

went to gf's house and watched gangland then some britshow called changing rooms or something... i dunno i fell asleep during that


apparently motorcylce gangs are dangerous still

okay you have gf's we are so jealous now stfu

im just relating how i spent my time like you guys do


except substitute gf for booze and sex for wank

that goes hand in hand sir

[QUOTE=TimJim;18076127]im just relating how i spent my time like you guys do


except substitute gf for booze and sex for wank[/QUOTE]

a good timjim post

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Got my girlfriend out working while I lay on the lounge watching DVDs. Might get up eventually.

[QUOTE=TimJim;18076129]that goes hand in hand sir[/QUOTE]

the other day you "like"d my facebook status

but it was in swedish about something that was on tv in sweden

did you understand what it was about or did you just arbitrarily like it?

i speak some norwegian (ive been teaching it to myself over finnish since well i dont know anyone i can speak finnish with to practice), so it was pretty easy to figure out what it said

[QUOTE=TimJim;18076218]i speak some norwegian (ive been teaching it to myself over finnish since well i dont know anyone i can speak finnish with to practice), so it was pretty easy to figure out what it said[/QUOTE]

i can get jiggy with that

[I]but[/I]

it said "there's an awesome movie on tv tonight"

now, that implies swedish television

but you don't have that

so why do you like?

see, it's all coming apart at the seams, timjim

[quote=Pete;18076222]i can get jiggy with that

[I]but[/I]

it said "there's an awesome movie on tv tonight"

now, that implies swedish television

but you don't have that

so why do you like?

see, it's all coming apart at the seams, timjim[/quote]
an awesome movie is an awesome movie, so it's something to do i guess idunno

i suspect i poorly translated it anyways so

i hate coming home a little drunk and wanting to smoke some weed and not having any right now

**** my life :(

**** aaman i know

lol

how's life emily

[I]life[/I] :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Aaron;18076140]Got my girlfriend out working while I lay on the lounge watching DVDs. Might get up eventually.[/QUOTE]

you show her who's the woman of the house

did you graduate nick

bored eating a bland burger and getting fukken crumbs everywhere

wheres your naan bread now

gonna do laundry before work since i have to go in early, eat a cracker, sleep

o.t at work **** yeah

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;18076291]did you graduate nick[/QUOTE]

nop :lol::lol::smash::chug:

lol why not

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18076294]wheres your naan bread now[/QUOTE]

exactly.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;18076297]lol why not[/QUOTE]

Idk lol :smoke::smoke::o

you're starting to lose coherency day by day

cohe[IMG]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=284542&dateline=1277851341[/IMG]rency

rhymes with self-parody

[SIZE="1"](no it doesn't)[/SIZE]

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