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JoeDaddio 11-28-2004 08:41 PM

I don't think that you'd get much more butt sex if you used soap or shampoo as a lubricant.... in fact, I don't think you'd be getting much of anything from her anymore.



joe

:amaze: 11-28-2004 08:41 PM

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]Well leave the car running, and you'll have the heat from that. And dude... if you can get cold whilst in the missle of sex, I think you're doing it wrong.



joe[/QUOTE]


Fair enough ... now I just gotta find a place to park my car far enough away form civilization where people won't think I'm killing the poor girl...

:p



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PaulSimonon 11-28-2004 08:41 PM

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]Thats the one! errrm... in my mind i had stevie ray vaughn (sp) for some reason!? :confused:




Paul: If i were a girl, i'd pick you up in a heartbeat! ;)





-Jamie[/QUOTE]1. You aren't a girl
2.You live far away




Maybe people in the UK like me... I should move there...

:amaze: 11-28-2004 08:42 PM

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]I don't think that you'd get much more butt sex if you used soap or shampoo as a lubricant.... in fact, I don't think you'd be getting much of anything from her anymore.



joe[/QUOTE]


She'd have a clean buut hole.




:amaze:

JoeDaddio 11-28-2004 08:42 PM

It's a fridgid winter her in Southern California.. with lows today of 70... ;)




joe

:amaze: 11-28-2004 08:42 PM

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]shampoo would be painful in like 15 seconds , conditionar is just a no no ,body wash im not sure, soap would work, shaving cream woudl be disgustingly weird[/QUOTE]


But if she is into buttsex, she [i]must[/i] like pain...




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Left Shoe 11-28-2004 08:43 PM

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]1. You aren't a girl
2.You live far away




Maybe people in the UK like me... I should move there...[/QUOTE]
come to ohio :naughty:

:amaze: 11-28-2004 08:43 PM

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]It's a fridgid winter her in Southern California.. with lows today of 70... ;)




joe[/QUOTE]

Heh ... we had like 3 inches of snal on Wednesday but it all melted. (Michigan).




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nisakss 11-28-2004 08:43 PM

Anal is not gross at all.....as long as nobody tries to practice it with you :p

No but really, I think sexwise anything is cool, as long as it is something both agree on.

Left Shoe 11-28-2004 08:43 PM

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]But if she is into buttsex, she [i]must[/i] like pain...




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
im not talking about her , im talking about you

JoeDaddio 11-28-2004 08:43 PM

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Fair enough ... now I just gotta find a place to park my car far enough away form civilization where people won't think I'm killing the poor girl...

:p



:amaze:[/QUOTE]


Luckilly for me my ex had this public place fettish going on. ;) Good times....




joe

:amaze: 11-28-2004 08:44 PM

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]come to ohio :naughty:[/QUOTE]


I almost drove through Ohia today on my way from Chicago to Michigan...




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ridethelightning 11-28-2004 08:44 PM

frigid in california, it gets down to minus 35 celciues by january here.

PaulSimonon 11-28-2004 08:44 PM

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]come to ohio :naughty:[/QUOTE]
I'll be in Ohio next weekend...

:amaze: 11-28-2004 08:45 PM

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]im not talking about her , im talking about you[/QUOTE]



... oh. Well, ummm, put it in her but :confused:




:amaze:

:amaze: 11-28-2004 08:45 PM

[QUOTE=ridethelightning]frigid in california, it gets down to minus 35 celciues by january here.[/QUOTE]


Seriously, who in the US uses celcius??




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PaulSimonon 11-28-2004 08:46 PM

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]I almost drove through Ohia today on my way from Chicago to Michigan...




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
Were you drunk? How'd you get that far east? BTW, you probably drove br my grandma's house, in Whiting, IN on the way.

ridethelightning 11-28-2004 08:47 PM

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Seriously, who in the US uses celcius??




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
CANADA, winnipeg manitoba.

JoeDaddio 11-28-2004 08:48 PM

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Seriously, who in the US uses celcius??




:amaze:[/QUOTE]


Serious... I have no idea how cold that is...



joe

Left Shoe 11-28-2004 08:48 PM

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]I almost drove through Ohia today on my way from Chicago to Michigan...




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

psh you should join us , not all of us are rednecks
[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]I'll be in Ohio next weekend...[/QUOTE]
which part?

:amaze: 11-28-2004 08:49 PM

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]Were you drunk? How'd you get that far east? BTW, you probably drove br my grandma's house, in Whiting, IN on the way.[/QUOTE]


Well ... I was hung-over ... but it was my dad driving. And we really didn't come close to Ohio. I lied. Sorry.




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JoeDaddio 11-28-2004 08:49 PM

The crappy part that voted for Bush.




joe

:amaze: 11-28-2004 08:49 PM

[QUOTE=ridethelightning]CANADA, winnipeg manitoba.[/QUOTE]


Yeah .. sorry, I thought you meant that Cali was where you were from.




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Jamie 11-28-2004 08:50 PM

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]

1. You aren't a girl
2.You live far away
3. You are too darn sexy



Maybe people in the UK like me... I should move there...[/QUOTE]


1. So?
2. So?
3. Why thank you!

:amaze: 11-28-2004 08:50 PM

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]The crappy part that voted for Bush.




joe[/QUOTE]

Heh ... at least my state was smart enough to know better than that :p




:amaze:

ridethelightning 11-28-2004 08:50 PM

nope, winnipeg,

its 35 degrees below freezing.........

Left Shoe 11-28-2004 08:50 PM

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]The crappy part that voted for Bush.




joe[/QUOTE]
trust me i was on the front lines in my school fighitng against that.
i got a detention and sent home 2x

:amaze: 11-28-2004 08:51 PM

[QUOTE=ridethelightning]nope, winnipeg,

its 35 degrees below freezing.........[/QUOTE]


Yeah, but Cº and Fº are different. If you go up one degree of each, it is a different interval.




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Jamie 11-28-2004 08:51 PM

Oh yeah, what exactly is a red neck?

:confused:

Omega Red 11-28-2004 08:51 PM

hey guys


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