Sometimes when I play my bro in chess I beat him in like 4 moves. It doesn't work on people that have any knowledge of chess though.

Oh, I wish I could do that. :(

It's a really simple move haha I could explain it to you, if you really wanted me to.

Alright, go for it if you don't mind.

I'll have to get a chess board, I'll just get one offline, it will take a couple minutes to type it in.

Alright, I'll be waiting. :)

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Ughhhhhh

i know how are you supposed to spam when you have to wait 30 seconds?

Okay so take this starting board. [url]http://www.planetmike.com/games/chess/chess2.gif[/url]

You have to be white for it to work.

First Move: Move pawn to E3 or E4 it doesn't matter.
Second Move: Move queen to H5
Third Move: Move bishop to C4
Fourth Move: If he hasn't moved his pawn in front of his king or his bishop take the pawn in front of his bishop with your queen and you win.

and then you flip the board into the air and go "AWW SNAP YOU GOT SERVED"

Exactly.

Haha, okay I'll try to remember that.

and you have to yell at them too
and point and laugh

It's not that hard at all, once you like sit down to do it it makes sense.

Oh, okay.

oshi it might rain, yay.

My girlfriend lives in Flordia. Lithia if you know where that is. She said its like flooding there.

Hi, Chels. Hi, Nick. Hi, Depth. What's up with everyone today? I 'twas at the gym as usual today. Rest of the family swam while I worked out for an hour. Then I sat out by the pool and toasted for a while. Then I started writing some riffs and such on my guitar for a new song. Now I'm here. :)

holy shi killer 7 is a trippy game

Its Zach yo.....but ya I had work today.

i want raiiiiinnn

ian make it rain

[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]My girlfriend lives in Flordia. Lithia if you know where that is. She said its like flooding there.[/QUOTE]

You e-date?

Hey, Ian, sounds like a good day.

[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]Okay so take this starting board. [url]http://www.planetmike.com/games/chess/chess2.gif[/url]

You have to be white for it to work.

First Move: Move pawn to E3 or E4 it doesn't matter.
Second Move: Move queen to H5
Third Move: Move bishop to C4
Fourth Move: If he hasn't moved his pawn in front of his king or his bishop take the pawn in front of his bishop with your queen and you win.[/QUOTE]
I love that move.

It never works on my phone's computer though. :(

But it's stupid enough I can fix that. :)

Oh, and you want the pawn on 3 so it doesn't interfere with the white spots for the queen/bishop's diagonals. :)

[QUOTE=Eliminator Jr.]i want raiiiiinnn

ian make it rain[/QUOTE]

You could be worse, Nick. We haven't had rain for like...two-three weeks as far as I know. The grass is dying.

Ohio is for lovers, so break up with your lover and she can cry a waterfall. There's your rain. :)

Chels: Sure is. :)

She's lived here all her life she just moved there a month ago.

[QUOTE=Chilly-Bean-Bop]You e-date?

Hey, Ian, sounds like a good day.[/QUOTE]

His girlfriend moved a little bit ago.

"She is the queen of make believe, Evangiline....."

[QUOTE=AZNGuitaristDude101]I love that move.

It never works on my phone's computer though. :(

But it's stupid enough I can fix that. :)

Oh, and you want the pawn on 3 so it doesn't interfere with the white spots for the queen/bishop's diagonals. :)[/QUOTE]

It doesn't interfere on four hmmm. Oh well.


Thank you Cob haha.

[QUOTE=Chilly-Bean-Bop]You e-date? [/QUOTE]
/buys e-flowers

[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]She's lived here all her life she just moved there a month ago.[/QUOTE]

Oh, sorry about that. =\

Ian: Woo!

John: HEY!

It's cool.

[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]It doesn't interfere on four hmmm. Oh well.


Thank you Cob haha.[/QUOTE]
oh, I got mixed up, my bad.

I just like my pawn on there anyways. :)

Woo, I'm getting closer to finishing! :)