[QUOTE=onetwo3]Birth, I do believe![/QUOTE]

Snappy.



I like that in a man.

^^ ;)

snappy as in bitey?! lol
[QUOTE=Patrick O)))]I'm out of tea and oranges :([/QUOTE]
I've got plenty of oranges downstairs but no strawberrys because my sister ate them all :evil:
/gives you one

I like to have fresh fresh orange juice :D

If I grew my hair out it'd look like Owen Wilson's.


[url]http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/moomino/Owen_Wilson_i_The_Bi_17860c.jpg[/url]



I think I'd have to straighten it to look like that even. Short hair is best for me.

NP-Gorerotted-Zombie Graveyard Rape Bonanza

Best songtitle ever?
I do believe so.

We had some of that 'innocent' smoothie stuff from somewhere, which was quite nice. All gone though :(

/peels orange all in one. Throws peel over shoulder to see initial of future wife, sees a big pile of orange peel.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I have tea, hulahoops, and cookies.

NP-Cathedral-Ride


Oh, who is Fabio?[/QUOTE]
Only the sexiest man to ever walk on the planet

[url]http://www.weht.net/pics/fabio.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=Patrick O)))]We had some of that 'innocent' smoothie stuff from somewhere, which was quite nice. All gone though :(

/peels orange all in one. Throws peel over shoulder to see initial of future wife, sees a big pile of orange peel.[/QUOTE]
no, silly, her name is scscscscscscsssscscs

[QUOTE=Patrick O)))]We had some of that 'innocent' smoothie stuff from somewhere, which was quite nice. All gone though :([/QUOTE]

That stuff is heaven in a cardboard container. mmmmm
[QUOTE]/peels orange all in one. Throws peel over shoulder to see initial of future wife, sees a big pile of orange peel.[/QUOTE]


what what now? Is this some gypsy magic you speak of?

AG if you can't touch your nipples with your hair it's too short

fact

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir]AG if you can't touch your nipples with your hair it's too short

fact[/QUOTE]
*checks*

Yessss...

*punches air*

/is amazing :cool:

Zo: some old wives tale, that if you can peel something all in one go, like an orange or a potatoe, and throw the peel over your shoulder, it'll take on teh shap eof the first initial of your future partner.

Just so long as your future partner's name begins with a p, a d, a b, a q ...

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir]AG if you can't touch your nipples with your hair it's too short

fact[/QUOTE]

My hair barely covery my eyes.

:(

So what if I stretch my nipples?


[url]http://www.planetclimax.com/pics/freesites/huge-nipples-106-13.jpg[/url]


LAWL.

[QUOTE=Patrick O)))]Zo: some old wives tale, that if you can peel something all in one go, like an orange or a potatoe, and throw the peel over your shoulder, it'll take on teh shap eof the first initial of your future partner.

Just so long as your future partner's name begins with a p, a d, a b, a q ...[/QUOTE]
Ahh I've never heard of that before :)

My hair can touch my nipples if, I straighten if first and hold my boobs up! rofl

:eek: BOOBS!!!

bwoobeez

>_>
<_<

Fod

[size=1]mumblemumblefodmumble[/size]

Nice try Pat :p

How come Radiohead know exactly how it is?

NP-Black Star

Describing my life completely, Mr Thom Yorke, ladies and Gentlemen.

I want Talk Show Host, but it isn't on any album

Radiohead always know how it is.

Only Morrissey can do that for me other than them.

Morrisey does nothing for me : \

Mainly because I refuse to let the bastard near me, but ...

He's not gay, he just acts a little gay to get chicks.

Nowt wrong with him being gay (in fact, I appreciate the fact that he hasn't seemed to have gone all camp), but I just don't particularly like his music :-\

Nah, he's celibate, and noone knows if he's gay or not, he says he's asexual, like an amoeba.

It took me four goes to spell that.

NP-Radiohead-Black Star(again, coincidentally)

lol

:D 'Derapitsnoc'

rofl! Night
:lol:

:D

See you tomorrow, quite possibly :wave:

OMG, i start uni in just over a week, how crazy.

123

:(

Which uni you going to?

I start a week today:)

I'm really looking forward to it, it'll get me out of this slump of nothingness.

[QUOTE=Patrick O)))]Which uni you going to?[/QUOTE]
Manchester Metropolitian :cool:

I had a (drunken) conversation with a girl who reckoned she could be asexual if she wanted.


I asked how she was going to produce the sperm, she said she'd buy it. I then told her that wouldn't be mating with herself because she bought the sperm. She then bought me a drink.

I can't believe I only have a week of permanent residence left in the house that I've lived in since I was four.

Sure is wierd...

NP-Cradle of filth-The forest whispers my name.

Im not moving out, damn foundation courses dont give you loans. I still have a year at home, but i wanna move out. Ill be sad when i do though. I like my room.

Any other fans of the higly amusing Stephen Lynch here?

NP-Ian Dury-What a waste.

:shrugs:

No, not that i know of anyway.

I'm still downloading music at this time. Got to get loads before I go to Uni:)

People will be like "Dude, have you got Gore Metal by Exhumed?" and I would say, "yes, yes I have."

NP-Megadeth-Mechanix

Night MX, I'll see you all in the Morning, no doubt:)

and the dance begins again.