my mom cant cook for **** :)

Maybe she has a *****...

hmmmm
i havent checked , would you like to?

Is she hot?

not really , she has a lesbien hair cut and is a bit overwight and shes like 45

Mmmm....





By the way, does Rush always have that cheesy synth music in it?

:lol: @ Left Shoe. Lesbian haircuts are a plague.

Even I have one.

Ewwm paulsimon is a lesbian!

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]Even I have one.[/QUOTE]
gross!

can we blame mtv for this?

back guys. whatsup?

no, blame the lesbians.

[QUOTE=Bassinator89]no, blame the lesbians.[/QUOTE]
:lol: i have no clue whats happening. but it seems funny:lol:

[QUOTE=Bassinator89]Ewwm paulsimon is a lesbian![/QUOTE]
Paul Simon is a lesbian? Wha?

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]Paul Simon is a lesbian? Wha?[/QUOTE]
paul i dont even know you any more :upset: *runs off into sunset on unicycle**actually hits sun* ****!

pauls a lesbo! :lol: wow, i am confused.

Okay.

Paul Simon=folk singer
Paul Simonon=The Clash's bassist
PaulSimonon=my username

wait, your names not paul simmon :|

I've been calling you paul simon all this time....pssssh

yea so have i, whats your name actually then.
me is riley.

Andy, I guess.

call me john.

no no, what is your names actually.

call me sven the conquistador........or phil

Andy.

^^^

Conjecture List
C-1 Linear Pair Conjecture –
If 2 angles are vertical then they add up to 180 degrees
C-2 Vertical Angles Conjecture-
IF two angels are vertical pairs then their measurements are equal
C-3a Corresponding Angles Conjecture-
If two parallel lines are cut by a transversal then corresponding angles are equal
C-3b AIA Conjecture
If two parallel lines are cut by a transversal then alternate interior angels are equal
C-3c AEA Conjecture
If two parallel lines are cut by a transversal then alternate exterior angels are equal
C-3 Parallel Lines Conjecture
If two parallel lines are cut by a transversal then corresponding angles are
Congruent angles are congruent, and alternate exterior angles are congruent
C-4 Slope Formula
The slop M of a line (or segment) through two points with coordinates (x1 , y1) and (x2, and y2) is m = y2 – y1
X2 – x1 where x2-x1 doesn’t equal 0
C-5 Perpendicular Bisector Conjecture
If a point is on the perpendicular bisector of a segment then it is equidistant from the end points
C-6 Converse of the Perpendicular Bisector Conjecture
If a point is equidistant from the endpoints of a segment then it is on the midpoint of a segment
C-7 Shortest Distance Conjecture-
The shortest distance between 2 points is a straight line
C-8 Angel Bisector Conjecture
If a point is on the bisector of an angel then it is equidistant form the sides of an angle
C-9 Parallel Slope Property
In a coordinate plane two distinct lines are parallel if and only If their slopes are equal
C-10 Perpendicular Slope Property
In a coordinate plane two nonvertical lines are perpendicular if and only if their slopes are negative reciprocals of each other
C-11 Angle Bisector Concurrency Conjecture
The 3 altitudes of a triangle are concurrent. The point of concurrency is orthocenter.
C-12 Circumcenter Conjecture-
The cirucmenter of a triangle are where all the altitudes meet
C-13 Incenter Conjecture
The incenter is equidistant from all the sides
C-14 Median Concurrency Conjecture
The 3 medians of a triangle form the centroid



C-15 Centroid Conjecture
The centroid of a triangle divides each median into 2 parts so that the distance from the centroid is to the vertex is equal to the distance from the centroid to the midpoint of the opposite side
C-16 Center of Gravity Conjecture
The centroid is the center of gravity of the triangular region
C-17 Triangle Sum Conjecture
The sum of the angles in a triangle always equal 180 degrees
C-18 Third Angle Conjecture
If two angles in one triangle are congruent to two angles in another triangle, then the third angle of each is congruent to the other third angle
C-19 Isosceles Triangle Conjecture
If a triangle is isosceles then 2 angles are congruent to each other
C-20 Converse of the Isosceles Triangle Conjecture
If a triangle has two congruent sides then it is isosceles
C-21 Triangle Inequality Conjecture
The sum of the lengths of any two sides of a triangle is greater than the length of the third side
C-22 Side-Angle Inequality Conjecture
In a triangle, if one side is longer than another side, then the angle opposite the longer side is bigger than the shorter sides opposite angle
C-23 Triangle Exterior Angle Conjecture
The measure of an exterior angle of a triangle is added to the interior angle to get a flat angle consisting of 180 degrees
C-24 Side Side Side Conjecture
If the 3 sides of one triangle are congruent to the three sides of another triangle then the triangles are congruent
C-25 Side Angle Side Conjecture
If two sides and the included angle of one triangle are congruent to two sides and the included angle of another triangle, then the triangles are congruent
C-26 Angle Side Angle Conjecture
If two angles and the included side of one triangle are congruent to two angles and the included side of another triangle then the triangles are congruent
C-27 Side Angle Angle Conjecture
If two angles and a non included side of one triangle are congruent to the corresponding angles and side of another triangle, then the triangles are congruent
C-28 Vertex Angle Bisector Conjecture
In an isosceles triangle, the bisector of the vertex the midpoint of the opposite side and the median of the triangle
C-29 Equilateral / Equiangular Triangle Conjecture
Every equilateral triangle is equiangular and conversely every equiangular is equilateral
C-30 Quadrilateral Sum Conjecture
The sum of the measures of the four angles of any quadrilateral is N-2 x 180

C-31 Pentagon Sum Conjecture
The sum of the angles for any pentagon is 540 degrees
C-32 Polygon Sum Conjecture
The sum of the measures of the n interior angles of an n gon is n-2 x 180
C-33 Exterior Angle Sum Conjecture
For any Polygon, the sum of the measure of a set of exterior angles is





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^^what the hell?

psh what