that dude is god

He should record another video of himself harmonizing with the first video.

[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;15882068]haha



someone send me that cursed album pls[/QUOTE]

look in h/e

[url]http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/[/url]


LOL
LOLx2 at copypasta


"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"

Oh, man. I'm sorry, but the bass forum regulars are legit retarded :lol:

hbp calling the kettle black

"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: We have an unfortunate winner.

I have 34686 wives then!

I must be a morman.

must be aafaggt

*throws battery*

D00d HAVE YOU GUYS CHECKED OUTT BRA'S NEW METUHLxCOREx BAND?!

[url]http://www.myspace.com/indictment2008[/url]

I like his drummer.

eliminator already made that joke

"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister."

What, why not? :(

Well now I'm depressed.

No, I will not sign your shitty emo band to my label.

omg seriously

I'd rather think hard about Bush's flaccid circumcised penis than read that.

gross lol

:lol:

first time luc makes me lol in real life.

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

IT'S ATHEIST, YOU DUMB****

****

unless you copypastaed that, then i feel like an asshole

Banned for plagiarism.

To me, religion is evil. It is manmade and man-centered. I have a belief. A belief in My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

huh?

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15882233]1. Worship – [I]Dooom [/I]
2. 108 –[I] A New Beat From a Dead Heart[/QUOTE]

lol tyler massive fail in the voting thread

[QUOTE]1. Worship – Dooom [/QUOTE]

Spite still, tbh.

"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as
possible and burned."

lol

[QUOTE=Kage;15882430]huh?[/QUOTE]
Kage I know you've been asked this a million times but two searches havent provided me with much and my internet is very slow because I'm dling the 3.7 gig Gentoo LiveDVD off of torrents so

who are the girls in your avatar?

That's pretty metal. ****ing a cow, then burning it.