[QUOTE=Slug]I got a call from the Army yesterday. I told them I was getting ready for work and hung up the phone.[/QUOTE]

Pizzowned! Good job. I usually "own" telemarketers, but you got the army. Props.

<---how the hell, I got 7,000 posts...oh that's right I got my account merged.

So my band is getting put on yet ANOTHER compilation. Woohoo. Only this time we have to pay to record...but 2 songs on a national compilation ain' oo bad.

nice community thread

[QUOTE=Mats]nice community thread[/QUOTE]

Hva sier du?

i've told telemarketers that the parent they asked for is dead.

"hello, is *insert my dads name here* there?
"oh...he's....he's not with us anymore."

it worked well the first time. the woman sounded really sad and kept apologizing. the second time, it was a man and he just said "oh" and abruptly hung up the phone.

the last telemarketer who called asked for (my grandma) (yes, I live with my grandma, but she's always at work until 2 AM so I win at life). I explained to the telemarketer that (my grandma) is my grandmother and she is not here because she just exited life and went back to be with Jesus, and right now I am trying to pick up her dead body so I could bury it in the backyard (makes loud THUMP noise with feet, hangs up).

Haha, the funniest thing happened when elections where coming up for my province one time. My dad was the one who picked up the phone, but it was still funny. It went like this.

*phone rings*
My Dad: Hello?
Campaign person: Hello, are you going to vote in the provincial election?
My Dad: Yes...
Campaign person: Are you going to vote for Jim Flarhity?
My Dad: No! (He hates this guy)
Campaign person: why not?
My Dad: Well, what has the idiot done for me?
Campaign person: Ummm.... I don't know...
My Dad: Well, now I'm even more sure I'm not voting for him. *hangs up phone*

I got a good laugh out of that.

That kinda reminds me of the IM conversations we all had with God that one day, for some reason....

[QUOTE=ICB]That kinda reminds me of the IM conversations we all had with God that one day, for some reason....[/QUOTE]
Was that the e-God thing? because if it was then that was awesome.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. (EDIT: To MXi...er...shor...er...6FR!)

Nice avatar.

Anyways, in terms of life news....there's a chance my band will be playing somewhere in West Virginia with a band called Winter Agony in 3 weeks...good stuff, good stuff. Apparently the club is the place where Lamb of God got its start or something like that...

I should drive down and see you guys. West Virginia isn't too far from me.

[QUOTE=ICB]Nice avatar.[/QUOTE]
:-* Luv u 2 Trev.

[QUOTE]Anyways, in terms of life news....there's a chance my band will be playing somewhere in West Virginia with a band called Winter Agony in 3 weeks...good stuff, good stuff. Apparently the club is the place where Lamb of God got its start or something like that...[/QUOTE]
Good luck with that :).

[QUOTE=Slug]I should drive down and see you guys. West Virginia isn't too far from me.[/QUOTE]

Sounds good, dude..when the chick who's hooking us up with the show gives me the info I'll let you know.

I'm still not 100% sure about it though, man, because we have a really big show October 22nd...

Six teeth removed? Ouch. I thought getting cavities filled hurt.

Some little kid at my school got jumped in the front of the school after it ended. Most people would fight back of course, but the guy that jumped him must have been twice the size, because the jumpee isn't even 5 foot, and the jumper was said to be about 6 foot. People said the jumper was a cholo.

So yeah, talk about bullies or whatever.

[QUOTE=ICB]Sounds good, dude..when the chick who's hooking us up with the show gives me the info I'll let you know.

I'm still not 100% sure about it though, man, because we have a really big show October 22nd...[/QUOTE]

Yea, one of my best friends goes to WVU so I could just stay with him.

Anyways, I am getting a cello tomorow :-D

[QUOTE=Kurtz][SIZE=4][B]Six[/B][/SIZE] teeth removed? Ouch. I thought getting cavities filled hurt.

Some little kid at my school got jumped in the front of the school after it ended. Most people would fight back of course, but the guy that jumped him must have been twice the size, because the jumpee isn't even 5 [SIZE=4][B]foot[/B][/SIZE], and the jumper was said to be about 6 foot. People said the jumper was a cholo.

So yeah, talk about [SIZE=4][B]Revolver[/B][/SIZE] or whatever.[/QUOTE]
:eek: :tehspookiez:


NP: Weezer - Say it ain't so

[quote=6Fweener]:-* Luv u 2 Trev.[/quote]

You better fu[size=2]c[/size]king love me, bitch.




...that was awkward.

ATM- A cello? Sweet, man. Bust out some Apocolyptica :lol:

Ugh, long day of playing bass for me. My fingers are killing me. I'll probably get started on another review tonight, any suggestions?

NP - Gorillaz - Sound Check (gravity)

[QUOTE=ICB]You better fu[size=2]c[/size]king love me, bitch.




...that was awkward.

ATM- A cello? Sweet, man. Bust out some Apocolyptica :lol:[/QUOTE]

I might need a few lessons for that :)

But, I am going to try and find a teacher.

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]:eek: :tehspookiez:


NP: Weezer - Say it ain't so[/QUOTE]
:lol:

So much for being subtle, huh?

Cello would be fun to play, I guess....

I wanna learn how to play harmonica.

i wanna play violin

I wonna learn how to play the guitar :[B][I][/B][/I]oldschool:.



NP: Queens of the Stone Age - I never came

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]I wonna learn how to play the guitar :[B][I][/B][/I]oldschool:.



NP: Queens of the Stone Age - I never came[/QUOTE]

:lol: That unintentional smiley was so hardcore.

NP: Cannibal Corpse- I Will Kill You

[QUOTE=ICB]:lol: That unintentional smiley was so hardcore.

NP: Cannibal Corpse- I Will Kill You[/QUOTE]
Ninja edit'd behatch.

I have a harmonica, I just have no idea how to play it.

My dad got me these books so that I could learn, but I got frustrated when everything was like Mary Had a Little Lamb.

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]Ninja edit'd behatch.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, well I fu[size=2]c[/size]king saw it, dude. You can't hide the truth!

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]Ninja edit'd behatch.[/QUOTE]
You have the most creative avatar I have probably ever seen. :thumb:

[QUOTE=Thor]You have the most creative avatar I have probably ever seen. :thumb:[/QUOTE]
yeah i know i spit out food first time i saw it i was laughin so hard.

[url]http://sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=3752[/url]

Whores my new review, leave comments.

[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]Your name change has gone straight to Sputnik? I'm still waiting for mine, and it's been weeks :mad:[/QUOTE]
It just happened a few minutes ago. Sorry to hear yours hasn't.